Collecting 365 jokes

1. Does a turtle have teeth?

2. What should I do if something falls?

3. Colleagues drank and chatted at Xiao Zhang’s house. After three rounds of drinking, why did everyone know that Xiao Zhang was drunk?

4. Xiao Wang had five candies. After eating two, he was seen by Dalin and his girlfriend. Dalin said: "Share good things with old friends." What should Xiao Wang do?

5. The weather is getting colder and colder. Why doesn’t Xiaohua put on more clothes instead of taking them off?

6. When Xiaohua goes into the bathroom to take a shower, should he take off his clothes or pants first?

7. What are people most afraid of having on their butt?

8. On a rainy day, two people held an umbrella together, and both of them got wet; when three people held an umbrella, why did no one get wet?

9. How can we have the best of both worlds?

10. Why do everyone like to sit in front of the TV and watch TV?

Answer 1: How would I know if you didn’t open your mouth?

2: It doesn’t matter, there are still four blank mahjong cards.

3: Because Xiao Zhang is putting on shoes and preparing to go home.

4: Give the candy to Xiao Lin, say "thank you" to Dalin, and then take away Dalin's girlfriend.

5: Because he is going to take a bath.

6: It is better to close the door first.

7: Debt.

8: Because the rain stopped.

9: The bear is catching fish.

10: Your feet will be sore after standing for a long time