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Sentence humor of once-a-day nucleic acid test in Shenzhen
2. Reduce fear and face it correctly; Adjust mentality, strengthen confidence, set goals, live up to time, be positive and live a perfect life!
Before the epidemic broke out again, I finished our wedding and happened to meet you. I will love you, care for you and protect you for life, just like I said at the wedding!
4. angels in white, a kind doctor and the most beautiful retrograde person in the times, wishes you a speedy recovery. You will all go home in good health after the epidemic ... No one can be left behind.
5. Every time you pass by, although the nucleic acid test is normal, you still have to isolate it.
6. I always said I didn't know who came first, and I earned every trip. Now I have to say that I have won every chance to see the sun tomorrow.
7. Under all the subtleties, there is a loud noise of the ice breaking in spring, and under all the haze, there is a dark flower and a bright sunrise.
8. Compared with health, fame is worthless, and compared with health, RV money is as light as a feather.
9. I only hope that after the epidemic is over, my life can start a new journey. Let everything now disappear with the end of the epidemic.
10. For nucleic acid testing, both medical staff and people waiting in line for testing are considerate of each other. It is not easy in hot weather.
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12. We are all friends of life and death.
13. The mountains and rivers are exotic and romantic.
14. I look at the gray sky in the morning, grateful for the air, grateful for the light and grateful for being alive.
15. In the face of life and death, money is useless and fame and fortune are empty.
16. A trickle will become a river; What if it burns?
17. Winter has passed and warm spring has come.
19. After a two-week business trip in Beijing, I came back for nucleic acid testing and stayed at home for 4 days. 14, and finally returned to normal.
20. Anyone who can sleep late in the morning should be supplemented with nucleic acid, and the prevention and control of epidemic situation should not be underestimated. Attention, everyone.
2 1. I changed my clothes in the middle of the night and went downstairs for nucleic acid testing. Suddenly, I remembered that I wore this one for national nucleic acid testing last year.
22. In the hospital, you will understand that compared with your own health, there is nothing in life that you can't let go of, because the only wealth in the world is life. When life ends, there is no fame, no money, no honor.
23. Support each other in disaster.
24. The epidemic has made me know myself again. I live in the sea, but I am ordinary!
25. Winter will pass, spring can be expected, mountains and rivers will be safe, and the world will be safe.
26. After midnight, the community informed me to do a nucleic acid test. What can people who go to bed early do?
27. Once the epidemic is over, you can eat hard and do hard! If you want to meet someone, meet them, love them boldly, shout them bravely, don't wait, don't stay. Life is short, and formality will soon pass.
28. Did this nucleic acid test poke my nose today? .
29. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, aware of various situations in life, and makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
30. If someone is sick and asks for help, don't ask him if he is rich or poor, always young, friendly to friends, stupid or smart, equal to others, like family members.
3 1. No matter what kind of sky is overhead, I am ready to withstand any storm.
32. Life should not be controlled by comfort. It is struggle that determines your success. Life should not be controlled by the past. It is the future that determines your progress. Life should not be controlled by others. It is you who decide your destiny! Good morning! It is our duty to prevent and control the epidemic!
33. It turns out that the people of Guotai are busy and full of people.
Living among these precious people, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.
35. Nucleic acid was tested. I went to the queue for a long time this morning.
36. The second time, line up for one hour and test for one minute.
Come on, Xi 'an, get back to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
38. May the world be peaceful, and you and I will be safe, full of flowers and warm as ever.
39. Just like a train passing through a dark tunnel, those difficult moments you encounter will eventually break through the tight encirclement and usher in vitality.
40. I feel that the epidemic is so close to me for the first time. The CDC called me last night and asked about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. People from the hospital came to my house for nucleic acid testing at noon today. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was scared by the battle.
Write in a circle of friends with nucleic acid detection every three days.
Once every three days, do nucleic acid testing in a circle of friends. In addition to this epidemic, there are dangers everywhere in life. The danger is not terrible. The terrible thing is that if you lose the courage to face danger, everything will pass and everything will be fine.
2. Fight against the epidemic, and enhance immunity through home fitness.
Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
Maybe we have seen all kinds of lives in this epidemic, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!
Originally, it was a beautiful holiday, and the long-planned trip to the grassland turned into squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.
6. If you don't stop, it will be a river; What if it burns?
The epidemic broke out again these two days, but since the holiday, I haven't strolled across the street because of the weather. Today, I will take precautions, take my mobile phone and go out for a walk to relieve my nervousness.
8. a trip to the world will eventually see the sun.
9. Life needs a belief, a rock-solid belief, and a firmness that will not waver under any changes. Whether it's suffering from frost and snow, facing thorns, or living in peace, the heart is always bright. This is faith. This is an ambition and a goal. Come on! I will definitely overcome any difficulties!
10. In the days when * * * fought against the epidemic, I deeply realized: Jinshan Yinshan, it is better to be safe! Good health is more expensive than money! Content is the most important thing in life! Just be happy! After the epidemic, I wish my family and the people of the whole country a safe, healthy and happy life!
1 1. Faith is a bird. It feels the light and sings when the dawn is still dark.
12. The sudden outbreak of the epidemic has turned the originally relaxed weekend into a busy working day! Nucleic acid, nucleic acid, nucleic acid! ! ! Finish it early! !
13. Waiting in line in the middle of the night and other nucleic acid tests, the medical staff have worked hard, and Greater Nanjing will definitely survive this extraordinary period safely.
14. There was once a lamp that tore a corner of the night with its own light. It took thousands of people to relay, so that the world would not go out and Wen Lan was born.
15. It turns out that the traffic is heavy and the people are safe.
16. Thanks to this epidemic, I understand that people can't predict what will happen in the next second, so I will live in the present with you and help each other hand in hand.
17. It is not easy to queue up for nucleic acid detection in the scorching sun.
18. The whole family did a nucleic acid test, and the community said that the results could be unsealed.
19. No one is born brave. It is precisely because they are needed that they choose to go against the wind and perform their duties firmly. Under the haze of the epidemic, they stayed away from their families and went to the front line of the war "epidemic"!
20. We are trapped at home, but some people are trapped in winter forever!
Three-day nucleic acid test in friends circle Part II 2 1. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" can eliminate this disease and disaster as soon as possible.
Faced with the epidemic, we have no choice but to defeat it!
After surviving the virus, none of us can say that the world is not worth it.
24. Queue up late at night for nucleic acid testing. Residents in the community can go home directly after finishing, but the epidemic prevention personnel will continue. I don't know when it will be ready. Hey, come on in Xi 'an!
25. The results of nucleic acid test are a little slow. It's been six days. Although I know it's okay, it's not normal to go out without results.
I'm going to do a nucleic acid test this afternoon, although I really don't want to do it. ...
27. If you are afraid, you won't dare to be arrogant. If you are fearless, you will be in trouble.
28. The epidemic has made me know myself again. I live in the sea, but I am ordinary!
29. Pray that the epidemic will end soon and the people will be safe and healthy!
30. Some friends stagger the peak hours and queue up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night. In order to pay tribute to the medical staff, they wear protective clothing and take samples all night.
3 1. Going out in the middle of the night to queue up for nucleic acid detection, everyone is very conscious and orderly. Our Daxian will be fine. Come on! !
32. Life is not forever, and the future is not long.
33. I hope that spring will bloom after the cold winter, and everything will reappear yesterday after the epidemic!
34. Are you naked? Robe with my son. Have I nothing to wear? Take your son.
35. unite as one, unite as one, and overcome the epidemic at an early date.
36. Take the road of your choice and try to live the life you want. When you feel tired, stop and hug yourself. After a long time, you have to keep warm and cold.
37. The epidemic situation makes us feel tormented, aware of various situations in life, and makes us feel more truly that you never know which will come first, tomorrow or accident!
38. An epidemic has seen all kinds of life. I wake up every day and feel like I'm living in a disaster movie, hoping for a happy ending as soon as possible.
39. The third nucleic acid test report, everything is normal! Fully lift the ban!
40. Pay tribute to the medical staff and volunteer workers who fought in the front line of nucleic acid detection!
A humorous sentence that was stabbed to the hardest throat by nucleic acid detection
The most malicious and humorous sentence in the throat of nucleic acid detection stamp (I) 1. Only when there is pain can there be reflection. Calm down and be indifferent.
2. I just woke up, sleepy and sleepy, and I have to do nucleic acid testing in the afternoon? .
Living among these precious people, the sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.
4. Pan-love everything, and heaven and earth are integrated.
Many friends are waiting in line to do nucleic acid, even in the middle of the night. The epidemic prevention and control work in Xiamen has been done very well, and I am not panicking. Life in Xiamen, a city I have loved for ten years, is really good.
6. Life is impermanent, I hope you have no regrets! Do what you want to do and meet the people you want to see. Be kind to every heart around you and cherish every moment. Don't wait for someone else's tea to get cold, only disappointment is left in your heart!
7. Except for life and death, it is a trivial matter, and past entanglements are stories.
8. At present, some people consciously stay behind, some actively isolate, some bravely fight, and some die.
9. After the baptism of the epidemic, we began to reflect on life, regardless of his love and hate, living is the most important thing.
10. It is not easy to queue up for nucleic acid detection in the scorching sun.
1 1. Even if the night is long, it can't stop the dawn.
12. I hope that spring will not only come as scheduled, but also you will be safe after the epidemic.
13. I feel that the epidemic is so close to me for the first time. The CDC called me last night and asked about my mother's itinerary for a whole hour. People from the hospital came to my house for nucleic acid testing at noon today. Although I didn't feel any discomfort, I was scared by the battle.
14. In the middle of the night, the school did the nucleic acid test all night. Medical staff and volunteers are very hard, and it is not easy for teachers and students to queue up. I just hope the epidemic will end soon.
15. Waiting in line in the middle of the night and other nucleic acid tests, medical workers are harder, and the weather is hot+continuous rotation. I hope the epidemic will pass quickly.
16. Waiting in line for nucleic acids, driving for almost an hour, finally getting home and playing mobile phone comfortably, was destroyed by Lao Wang's voice.
17. Now we are waiting in line at midnight for nucleic acid detection. Luckily, I went shopping in the supermarket yesterday. Now the supermarket is almost empty, and many online shopping have been robbed.
18. A trip to the world will eventually lead to sunshine.
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20. Only through rough roads can we find a smooth road. After the epidemic, everything is fine!
One of the most malicious humorous sentences in the throat by nucleic acid detection (Part II) 2 1. Dressing is no longer a question of conformity. Change the style and do nucleic acid testing.
22. Both nucleic acid and antibody tests are normal. Thank you. But I'm really sick. I feel sick everywhere except that I don't have a fever.
23.20XX, please "cover" yourself. We isolate viruses, but not love.
24. I only hope that this "fire" and "thunder" can eliminate this disease and disaster as soon as possible.
25. An epidemic, wake you up!
26. Death is smiling at each of us, and all we can do is smile back.
27. There are few people at noon. Come and test the nucleic acid. It's just that the medical staff are working too hard. Our family goes out at five o'clock in the morning and ends at ten o'clock in the evening. When can you stop the virus?
28. I get up in the middle of the night to do nucleic acid testing. This time, Xi 'an team entered the finals, and I'm afraid I can't go to work this week.
29. In times of crisis, heroes come forth in large numbers.
30. The nose was tested for nucleic acid yesterday, and it was done in the morning. I still feel something poking my nose before going to bed. Because of rhinitis, from small to large, something entering the nose will make me afraid.
3 1. Medical staff who are still doing nucleic acid testing outdoors at such a high temperature.
I'm going to do a nucleic acid test this afternoon, although I really don't want to do it. ...
33. Every era has different heroes. Today's heroes are the medical workers who are fighting in the front line to save lives, go against the sky and face difficulties.
34. Anyone who can sleep late in the morning should be supplemented with nucleic acid, and the prevention and control of epidemic situation should not be underestimated. Attention, everyone.
35. Isolate viruses, but not love, because love is a bridge.
36. The mountains and rivers are exotic, and the wind and the moon are the same.
37. Where the flowers of love are in full bloom, there is vitality.
38. The prelude to the storm finally completed today's nucleic acid test!
Although we have never met, you must be safe.
40. Spring is coming, and everything is reviving! In addition to paying attention to the current epidemic situation, we still have a life, do what we should do, keep a happy mood and live with a smile. ?
The last nucleic acid test this month, the humor of friends circle.
The last nucleic acid test this month (Part I) 1. Fight the epidemic and improve immunity at home.
2. Actually, I have been thinking, if this epidemic is regarded as the last time in my life, then no matter how fast I live, my present life is definitely not what I want. What should I do and what can I do?
3. Now wait in line for nucleic acid detection in the middle of the night. Luckily, I went shopping in the supermarket yesterday. Now the supermarket is almost empty, and many online shopping have been robbed.
It's great to be back to normal! Everything is developing in a good direction! It will get better and better!
5. I'm worried in an emergency. The heart is, the intention is, and the greetings are. Good today, good tomorrow, good every day. All good, good health. Preventing coronavirus is better than anything else.
6. Because of the epidemic, my daughter has never been able to go home. The school organized vaccination and nucleic acid testing for the first time, thanking Mianshi for giving up the holiday and always guarding a group of wild animals. On second thought, the efficiency of the school is really much higher. ...
7. Winter is long, but you know that spring will come, don't you?
8. Line up for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night. Residents in the community can go home directly after finishing, but the epidemic prevention personnel will continue. I don't know when to do it. Hey, come on in Xi 'an!
9. Spring will always come, and cherry blossoms will still bloom as usual. Come on, Xi 'an!
10. Come on, Xi 'an, and return to normal life as soon as possible. It is sunny every day!
1 1. An epidemic has seen all kinds of life. I wake up every day and feel like I'm living in a disaster movie, hoping for a good ending as soon as possible.
12. Stop comparing yourself with others. Success is just a battle between you and yourself. No longer thinking about taking the path of least resistance, the satisfaction of harvest lies in the process of struggle.
13. Flowers bloom in spring. Pray that the epidemic will end soon. May the mountains and rivers be peaceful and the world be peaceful!
14. After the nucleic acid test, the canteen also resumed normal meals. Then, don't go out without increasing the burden on the country and pray for an early recovery.
15. I'm going to do a nucleic acid test this afternoon, although I really don't want to do it. ...
The last nucleic acid test this month (Part II) 16. Before the epidemic broke out again, we finished the wedding and met you just right. As I said at the wedding, I will love you, care for you and protect you for life!
17. I didn't know there were so many beautiful young ladies in the community if it weren't for the unified nucleic acid making in the community. Ah, hahaha, do you want to seize the opportunity to take off the order?
18. There are few people at noon. Come and test the nucleic acid. It's just that the medical staff are working too hard. Our family goes out at five o'clock in the morning and ends at ten o'clock in the evening. When can you stop the virus?
19. Maybe we have seen all kinds of lives in this epidemic, but we still have to protect ourselves and our families and wait for the epidemic to pass. Come on!
20. An epidemic has given us a thorough understanding of life and a lot.
2 1. Recently infected by epidemic, I feel that life is too short and fragile.
22. Every time you pass by, although the nucleic acid test is normal, you still have to isolate it.
There is a star in the sky and a man on the ground.
24. Why do people always jump the queue when doing nucleic acid? I'm really speechless in the big sun.
25. In the dark, people who believe in the Milky Way wander, people who believe in the moon run, and people who believe in Sun Xinyang wait for the dawn.
26. If it weren't for the epidemic, I should be in the valley with my boyfriend and sister now, instead of waiting in line with my family for nucleic acid testing in the middle of the night.
27. It is hypocritical to give up without fighting; It is frivolous to be detached without suffering.
28. As soon as the epidemic map is red, all kinds of life will be staged. Some people will unite as one, and some people will take the opportunity to make an abacus of interests. But in any case, I believe that the light will come. I also believe that love is greater, and I believe that our love can overcome everything. We are together at present!
29. What was originally a beautiful holiday, a long-planned trip to the grassland, became squatting at home because of the outbreak of the epidemic again. Infusion in the morning, eating delicious food in the afternoon, if you don't have to do budget and PPT, it is quite perfect.
30. The dust of an era, which falls on an individual, is a mountain.
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