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Funny sentences suitable for starting school
1. School is about to start. If you dare to interrupt my homework, I will play with you.
2. Oops, the speed of catching up on homework can’t match the speed of school starting.
3. If nothing else, the first day of school must be a general cleaning.
4. Children who don’t want to start school are all good children. At least it can prove that she has no partner in school.
5. School is about to start, and I want to say to my dear Mathematics: I care about you very much, and I hope you will not be disrespectful this semester.
6. School has started, the days of staying in bed are over, and the days of getting up early have begun.
7. Some people are in love, some people watch the sea at night, and some people can’t breathe when they hear that school is about to start.
8. Set a great new goal for yourself in the new semester and wait for the summer vacation.
9. I heard that the school is about to start, and students who have not completed their homework all have the same dream. They all hope that the teacher will say: You are here, what homework should you bring?
10. In fact, it’s nice to be alone. It’s quiet and not lonely. Speaking in human terms, I don’t want to start school.
11. The answers in the left hand and the homework in the right hand are worthy of the school and the pen.
12. School has started. During class, I have to think about what to eat for lunch, stare at the blackboard, and encourage myself to study every day. It’s great to start school.
13. There is no road in the mountain of books and hard work is the path; there is no limit to the sea of ??learning and hard work is the boat. The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own beauty like jade. Black-haired people don't know how to study diligently early, and white-haired people regret studying late.
14. If you are ambitious, work hard; if you are loving, trust me. When I fall and still get up, the more embarrassed I am, the more I have to face; the more unbearable I am, the more I have to struggle. .
15. After a summer break, I relaxed my mood, adjusted my situation, and gained confidence. School is about to start. I wish my friends the new semester, the new weather, and even better!
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