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Lyrics of Football Circle
Analysis:
Football, China's repeated defeats and wars, is useless.
Football is the same, disgusting.
Stinky balls, and others who deceive themselves and hide their ears.
Fake ball, a black ball that makes people cry.
Black ball, is it really China football? I hope there is, when,
Push, at this critical moment, push, who will save!
Alas, there is a looming exit ahead; Alas, miracles seem to beckon me,
I was overjoyed and strode forward, running all the way. Then, the ruthless reality slapped me with a brick.
Alas, alas, my blood is in pain; Alas, alas, trembling with anger.
Pain and happiness, that kind of unlucky feeling of never giving up, ask if you want to bear it with a moth!
Bear, the darkness of the football circle is not revealed; Bear, China players don't know much,
Endure, China football is heartbreaking; Hold on, China football seems hopeless!
Accept, accept? I can't accept that I have spent a lot of money and haven't seen any results.
There are countless wounds on the verge of despair, and I want to vent my anger!
Money, beauty and car photos are all accepted.
No body, no skills, no tactics,
Have you earned enough money with a conscience?
Is there any hope of rushing out of Asia again in the future?
* * * Dirty, ho, ho! There is no medicine to save; Ho ho. * * * Dirty, ho, ho! Play football well!
Calling for internationalization and professionalism for so many years,
In return, the competition at home and abroad is becoming more and more fierce. Should I scold them?
With the standardization of players and environment and the fairness of the competition, deaf people heard the only slogan "black whistle" and "counterfeiting" on and off the court.
I have heard countless empty words, lies, your bullshit, big jokes, big lies,
After the big talk, there is only mercenary commercialization, and the commercialization invites world-class teams and football mobile phones.
Mobile phones cost you a lot of money, making you passively beaten at home. I said, have you been looking for teeth everywhere?
You said you learned advanced gameplay and wanted to fight! Blind people also see that the level has not changed, not at all.
And often lost to some unknown countries with amateur teams,
Meg, screw around, you treat me like a fool; What a shame! What a shame! Wow!
Who's the bully, huh? Who dares to shout bullying? Huh? The new words in football scare you!
Once again, I was scared when I was a child. Who wants to bully Dalian rap, take him down! Yes!
Dear emperor, drink! Lovely emperor, bah! How can you say that you protect the ball like Henry?
I really shuddered to hear that, ah! Laughing out of breath, oh! I am in awe of you! I admire you! Alas!
Where did you say your face was? Where is the brain? You also teamed up with your big-headed brother to engage in conspiracy and confrontation.
Dalian men are not allowed to bully you! Hey! Don't know my temper until I give you some color?
I still remember that year, there were no Japan and South China in the qualifiers, and finally I made my debut in the World Cup.
They stumbled, alas! Shame, alas! Defense, alas! The gap is obvious, alas!
I didn't say a goal, but I swallowed nine eggs. When I stop time, I must scream and become silent.
Unfortunately, there are few significant coordinated attacks.
I don't know if I can see it again in my next life!
So I asked the coach,
China Coach, hey! Foreign coach, hey! Why are you afraid of Korea after teaching?
Who said that the football circle in China is in turmoil? Disorder, disorder! The victory or defeat of the game does not depend on the player's play and the referee's penalty.
Who is careless because of gambling or being bought?
Did you find the root cause? You know the answer in your heart, but we don't know who only recognizes money and is shameless!
Some people collude with others and tolerate traitors, which makes China's fragile football difficult!
Who is in cahoots, who is appeasing traitors, let's shout for China football again!
Money, beauty and car photos are all accepted.
No body, no skills, no tactics,
Have you earned enough money with a conscience?
Is there any hope of rushing out of Asia again in the future?
* * * Dirty, ho, ho! There is no medicine to save; Ho ho. * * * Dirty, ho, ho! Play football well!
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