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Begging for the Fairy Sword 4 finally met the conversation of those little monsters who were ashamed of rice. ....
Liu: hmm ... it smells like vanilla in here ...
Liu: ... this way, come with me.
Liu: .......
Yun Tianhe: What's the matter?
Yun Tianhe: .......
: meow ~ ~ ~
Han Lingsha: Strange, there are cats here?
Han Lingsha: Wow ~ ~ ~ What is this?
Han Lingsha: It's so small and cute ~ ~
Han Lingsha: Hey ~ Let me touch it.
: meow! Meow meow! !
Yun Tianhe: Ling Sha, it doesn't seem to like you. ...
Han Lingsha: A lot! I'll give you a try if I can!
Liu: ... It seems that the person who dug the trap has been found.
Han Lingsha: Who? ! Where is it? !
Han Lingsha: ... You mean Li Meng ... them? !
Han Lingsha: OK! ! You kittens dare to hurt me before I lose my temper!
Liu: Don't be angry, Ling Sha. They are poor ... I can feel their pain. ...
: meow meow!
: bad guys! You killed mom and dad!
Han Lingsha: What? !
Liu: Hello. Please don't be afraid, we mean no harm. What do you mean, my parents were killed?
:……
Liu: Can you tell us? We really mean no harm, don't worry.
: meow! He is a bad person! We want revenge!
Liu: Is that why you dug the trap?
Liu: ... Are your parents among those monsters that fell to the ground? ...
: whoops ~ ~ dad ~ ~ mom ~ ~
: meow! Stop crying! Don't let people see jokes!
: oh ...
: meow! You people are really bad! Break in and kill everyone!
Liu: Did you see what that man looks like?
: meow! Sure! He took a long sword, I know! Is what you call the sword fairy!
: meow! My other brothers and I were young and weak, and that man left unconsciously.
Liu: ... the devil invades people, and people naturally have to get rid of it.
Liu: I'm afraid the recent demon wounding incident has sounded the alarm for the sword immortals who entered the WTO.
: meow! I'm wrong! People have all left the grass, and the Huai demon has no food. It's just that mom and dad said they wanted to scare them, so they killed a few people. ...
Han Lingsha: Huh? ! So that's what happened!
Liu: ... Do you ... have somewhere to go? If there is, let's go. Now only poisonous insects and weeds are left in female Luoyan, which is not a place to stay for a long time.
: meow! You, you're not gonna kill us, are you?
Yun Tianhe: Kill you for what?
Yun Tianhe: Anyway, I only understand half of what you said, but if a demon kills a person, people will retaliate. If a person kills a demon, the demon won't stop. If you keep fighting like this, you will get nowhere one day.
Liu: Mr. Yun. ...
Han Lingsha: Tianhe ... Are you really Tianhe? ! Say such a reasonable thing ...
Yun Tianhe: Hehe, these are all from my dad. He said that people get what they deserve because of time. I think people and demons should be similar.
Liu: ... Uncle Yun is right.
Liu: You go. When you go back, I will tell people in the city to pick moderately and never let you run out of food.
:…………
: meow! My name is Sophora japonica. They are my brothers Sophora japonica, Sophora japonica, Sophora japonica and Sophora japonica branches.
Wymi: Meow! When I grow up, I still have to find that person and avenge my parents! But ... people are not all bad, I wrote it down!
Huai Mi: Meow ~ Let's go!
Liu: It's a pity ... there are no parents at such a young age, and it will be very hard in the future. ...
Yun Tianhe: …
Han Lingsha: (So, isn't he, too ...)
Han Lingsha: ... Li Meng, I am very angry when you say that. They are really pitiful. ...
Liu: That big brother is very protective of his younger brothers and will certainly protect them.
Han Lingsha: Hmm. ...
Hu Aizhi: Meow ~ ~ The boss is embarrassed to come. He asked me to give this to you. This is our only treasure.
Liu: Give it to me?
Hu Aizhi: Meow ~ ~ The boss says there are good and bad people. You are a good man and very kind to us, so we want to thank you.
Sophora branches: meow ~ meow ~ ~
Han Lingsha: Baby? Let me see!
Han Lingsha: Huh? This ...? Get out of here! /Really? ! This seems to be a earth spirit bead!
Yun Tianhe: Tulin pig? What is this? Unlike pigs ...
Han Lingsha: It is said that there are five kinds of spiritual beads, water, fire, thunder, wind and earth, all of which are gathered by aura. They are amazing treasures. The ancestors of the Han family once got thunder, so it is recorded in our literature.
Yun Tianhe: ... What is it about?
Han Lingsha: (I know how to eat ... I just said something, and I thought this savage was a little learned! Anger! )
Han Lingsha: It is said that the five spirit beads have different functions. If we can collect all five, it will be very different.
Han Lingsha: Let's see, what is a earth spirit bead ... that can make people return to the starting point instantly. Hee hee, maybe you can take it out from Luoyan immediately!
Liu: That's true. It will really save a lot of footwork.
Han Lingsha: Hurry up! Just try it ~
Liu: Thank you.
Liu: Well, try Smilax glabra.
Bamenshan
Han Lingsha: Great, the earth spirit bead is really extraordinary!
Yun Tianhe: Hehe, this fun ~ "whoosh" just arrived!
Han Lingsha: ... However, kittens say it is their only treasure. Is it really okay to give it to us?
Liu: Well, that's all right. They are single-minded. It would be impolite if we don't accept it.
Han Lingsha: Li Meng, your idea is really different ~
Liu: I think ... there are not only people in the ethereal world. People want to live, so do demons. Why can't we understand each other more?
Liu: At least I don't think all demons are vicious and hateful. Everything is a living thing. How can there be a doomed difference between good and evil?
Yun Tianhe: That's true. My dad always said that!
Han Lingsha: …
Huai Shuo: Hello again, gentlemen.
Han Lingsha: Huh? What a coincidence!
Xuan Ji: Brother, who are they?
Huai Shuo: You don't remember? I met him in Chaohu that night. ...
Xuan Ji: After going down the mountain, I saw many people every day. Everyone should remember that people are not exhausted long ago.
Xuan Ji: Never mind ~ Since there are monsters near Shouyang, let's get rid of them so that we can find Uncle Ziying!
Liu: ...! !
Yun Tianhe: Oh ... so you are too slow. Someone cut down all the monsters a long time ago.
Xuan Ji: Deception! I don't believe it! Go ahead! Who's so good? !
Liu: Little sister, Mr. Yun didn't lie to you.
Liu: We also came to Nvluoyan to explore the devil's hurting people. When we entered the cave, we found that all the Huai demons were killed by a sword that went through their hearts ... maybe the sword fairy.
Huai Shuo: Haha, Xuan Ji, it seems that Uncle Ziying is always half a step ahead of us, and you will never catch up.
Xuan Ji: Really? Uncle Shi did this?
Huai Shuo: According to this girl, I'm afraid it won't be the second person to think such a fierce plan.
Xuan Ji: Mm-hmm ~ No wonder Uncle Zi Ying is really good, but his swordsmanship is unparalleled in the world!
Huai Shuo: To be on the safe side, you and I should go to Nvluoyan to see if there are any demon remnants.
Yun Tianhe: ... haha ~ hahaha ~
Huai Shuo: Huh? What happened?
Yun Tianhe: Haha, ................. No, is that okay?
Yun Tianhe: We just got out of it. I promise there's nothing but a body.
Xuan Ji: Yes, brother, people will be angry! Can't you trust Uncle Ziying?
Huai Shuo: Of course not, it's just-
Xuan Ji: Are you still "but" what? Uncle Shi, he has gone to Chen Zhou. We have to catch up quickly. Don't be so slow
Huai Shuo: Younger!
Han Lingsha: Wait a minute! Hey! !
Han Lingsha: ..............................................................................................................................................................................
Han Lingsha: But fortunately, they haven't gone to Chen Zhou yet. ...
Yun Tianhe: Hehe, Ling Sha, that girl is a bit like you. Everyone likes to be angry ~
Han Lingsha: Who likes to be angry!
Han Lingsha: Cloud, sky and river, you have to distinguish clearly, being angry and being popular are two different things!
Yun Tianhe: Oh, I see.
Han Lingsha: Hum! Thank you for laughing. ...
Liu: Really ... want to cultivate immortality?
Han Lingsha: Hey? Yes, I'm going. This guy just wants to learn fencing and be lazy, but it's also important to look at his father's history.
Liu: Uncle Yun?
Yun Tianhe: Because of that ... Dad didn't say anything when he was alive, but Ling Sha said the sword he left behind was very strange-
Han Lingsha: What? When I say strange, I mean strange. ...
Yun Tianhe: Oh ... that's true. ...
Yun Tianhe: I wonder what my father used to do. It seems to have something to do with the cultivation of immortals, so ... hehe.
Liu: Um ... can I go with you?
Yun Tianhe: Huh? Really? Really? !
Han Lingsha: (Idiot, why do you expect it ...)
Han Lingsha: Did your father agree?
Han Lingsha: And then ... OK ... If I'm not mistaken, if I didn't have the cheek to talk to you, you wouldn't like Tianhe and me very much, would you?
Liu: ... I'm sorry, I have never left Liu Fu since I was a child. I know very little about the world and am very wary of people. ...
Liu: It was exactly the same as what you said at first, but later I learned that you are all very kind people, so I thought it was wrong. ...
Han Lingsha: (... I see, no matter how severe and steady she is, she is still a big lady raised in a boudoir. She doesn't even have any friends ...)
Yun Tianhe: Li Meng, you are so kind to us. You painted rhombic yarn so badly and praised my father as a great hero. Dad will be very happy to know!
Han Lingsha: Yes, yes, even my relatives can't draw so vividly!
Han Lingsha: Besides, you did me a big favor! Although I am good-looking, I don't want to hold my head high everywhere and get caught all the time. As the saying goes, "people don't fight with officials"!
Liu: Well, thank you ~ I'll tell my parents.
Liu: I'll trouble you later.
Han Lingsha: (... smiling, she smiled ...)
Yun Tianhe: .......
Han Lingsha: (This pig looks crazy ...)
Han Lingsha: (Damn ... I feel inferior ... my eyebrows, nose and eyes should not be bad ...)
Liu: Let's go back to Shouyang and let mom and dad know the situation here.
Han Lingsha: What a fool! Hum, men are always excited at the sight of color!
Yun Tianhe: What do you mean?
Han Lingsha: I don't understand. Forget it.
Han Lingsha: Speaking of which, even I was blinded by your appearance. You are a liar. You told Huai Shuo and others that there were no monsters in the female rock. ...
Yun Tianhe: That's right. Those little monsters are gone. No, it's not a lie!
Han Lingsha: Come on, why do you look so guilty? Big ~ stupid ~ melon ~
Yun Tianhe: (... why do you call me a fool ...)
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