Funny joke (funny joke)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What's even more awesome is that eating one garlic a day can drive everyone away.

Second, my father asked me what I wanted in life. I answered money and beautiful women, and my father slapped me hard. I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively. China's Chinese characters are extensive and profound.

Do you know what the burden of Friar Sand is in Journey to the West? : "clothes." No, they didn't change their clothes. : "food." No, they still need fast food. : "cosmetics." No, you've seen pigs and monkeys make up, or you've seen monks make up. : "What's that?" Idiot, don't you know there are four of them? Mahjong, of course. It's so far to go to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. How can I do without entertainment facilities?

Don't speak ill of your friend in front of me, or I can't help talking to you.

Although the school is poor, it is never stingy to print papers, which makes me very moved. The school is not easy!

6. Yesterday, my son asked me, "Dad, do you think the weight can be discounted?" I replied, "silly boy, how can you discount your weight?" The son went on to say, "mom told me to eat less, or I will be a father when I grow up." You should be laughed at by the children. " I also want to discuss it with rice. I will eat more and let it give me a discount! "

7. What is courage? That is, I know I will get fat after eating this meal, but I will still choose to continue eating.

Eight, if life deceives you, don't be depressed, pick up the beauty camera and deceive life!

My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother gave up mahjong for me and the whole family, because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

10. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a beautiful and lovely face is willing to live up to it and spoil it?

Eleven, I am still young, love can be late, but delivery and take-out can't be late.

Twelve, I admire three people, one is, the other is, and the third is Ning. One dares to love snakes, one dares to love immortals, and the last one doesn't even let go of ghosts.

Thirteen, after the thin fat left home, the local accent has not turned into a pile of meat. When children meet strangers, they will be surprised to ask the fat man who you are.

Fourteen, people fall in love by looks, by romance and by burning money. When you talk about a person, you are deceived by the other person.

Fifteen, in today's era, if one day men and women are really equal, I think it is not women who are happy, but us men.

Sixteen, the world is an unsolved mystery, and the daughter-in-law doesn't know why she is angry again.

Seventeen, when in love, couples sigh, what inspired our previous life meeting. After getting married, everyone is sighing, what crimes were committed in the last life!

The Statue of Liberty, with a book in one hand and a torch in the other, tells us that it is only suitable for studying when there is a power failure. What are you studying without power failure? The glory of the king, get together.

I've been thinking about you a lot lately. I know it's not good, but if I don't tell you the truth, I will regret it for the rest of my life. I don't insist. If you are really in trouble, don't pay me back five dollars.

Twenty, I saw a man and a woman at the barbecue last night. If I lose, I have to promise each other a condition. As a result, the boy won. The boy looked at the girl and said, is there any way? The girl nodded shyly. The boy said happily: then we won't AA, you pay the bill!

Twenty-one, who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

Twenty-two, losing a catty is like playing with your life now, and gaining a catty is like playing. Fortunately, it's not a pig, otherwise it would have died long ago.

Twenty-three, before, I had no criteria for choosing a spouse. But when I met you, I told myself, you can't have this determination.

Twenty-four, ninety-nine percent of the world's things can be solved with money, and the remaining one percent needs more money to solve.