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Briefly describe the content of adopting a daughter as a princess

The first part:

"Report to the princess, the princess she ..." The guard was embarrassed.

"Say it!" Xi Min Cen's eyes suddenly cooled down.

"The monarch said she wanted to eat baked sweet potatoes, and took a bunch of famous calligraphy from your study, which was being burned in front of the building ..."

"oh? ..... "Xi Cen Min's voice was long and cold, which made the guards tremble.

"Go and tell the princess that if she burns a pair of calligraphy and painting, she will have to write one herself and hang it in the king's study!"

The corner of the guard twitched. Your Majesty, you are so tall! In order to force the princess to study calligraphy, she did not hesitate to lose blood! Which of those famous paintings is not priceless? Every time I sleep, I will look more, and now I am willing to let the princess burn it! What a good teacher! Impressive!

The second part:

"Your Majesty, the princess and the prince are fighting." The guards hurried into the imperial study and interrupted the conversation between Xi Mincen and the emperor.

"lead the way." Xi Mincen put down his unfinished book and gave the emperor a cold look. That's your son!

"This matter has nothing to do with me." The emperor soon distanced himself from the relationship and followed Xi Cen Min all the way to the Imperial Garden.

Xi Cen Min pulled Yu Ximan, whose mouth was still swollen, looked down at the 17-year-old prince, turned to his daughter and said, "Next time, don't look at my father's face. If anyone dares to touch you, they should fight to the death. If you die, even if you are a prince, your father will support you. "

The emperor wants to cry at a side, brother! When he was emperor, no one was more wronged than him. Can't you save him some face? It's really cold to say this in front of so many servants.

After all, it was his son who was beaten black and blue, not the former prince! Now even a princess dares to hit the prince at will, and he will not be laughed at by the world when he ascended the throne in the future.