Humorous sentences that bloggers ask fans to pay attention to.

If the new babies don't pay attention, please pay attention and don't get lost. I compiled some humorous sentences for fans' attention. Let's have a look!

1, I heard that people who care about me are getting rich, boys are getting more handsome and girls are getting more beautiful.

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign, and I will give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

3, the long road of life, still do not forget your active mind, with feelings to follow the heart all the way forward, thank you for accompanying you all the way. Like a friend, double-click to pay attention.

4. Rich people hold a money field, poor people hold a field, idle people hold a field, people who like it hold a love field, and most importantly, give you a smile!

5. Like a friend, double-click to pay attention to support it.

6, like to stay double-click and pay attention! Thank you!

7. As long as you work hard, shitting is serious.

8. Big Brother welcomes you. Thank you for coming to see me. Be careful not to get lost and brush gifts in the depths.

9. People who seem to have a big temper tend to get angry quickly, and people who always say they want to leave generally don't.

10, you have your poems and distance, and I have my laziness and arrogance.

1 1. Don't always blame anyone. If you are good enough, how can you be left behind?

12, not every kind of milk is called Sutron, and not everyone is as pure as me.

13, you won't get a little attention, and you won't get tired of watching the beauty of the prosperous times.

14, don't mind other people's private affairs, don't interfere, and allow others' morality and lifestyle to be different from their own, which will eliminate more than% of the troubles in the world.

People who read English at 5: 30 every morning are just different.

16, punch in, you are my guardian.

17, some people say that it is a third party who is not loved.

18, I'm in a bad mood recently, and I plan to go to heaven tomorrow.

19, there is a kind of love called attention, a kind of care called guardianship, and a kind of confession called companionship.

20. Let me make up for your absence in the past with the future.

2 1, you are an island, and I am the tide that will never go ashore.

The most important thing in life is not what you have lost, nor what you haven't got yet, but what you have at the moment. Never mind the past, just want to laugh for the rest of my life.

23, beautiful, handsome will pay attention.

24, a lifetime of friends, a lifetime of love, you will win in life; There is always love in Qian Shan, so pay attention!

25, life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

26. After going through hell, the light came slowly.

27. Always expect and always be disappointed. Life is not always like this. It is vulgar and tasteless, elegant and frivolous.

28. I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?

29. If you like it once, your luck will increase.

30. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

3 1, everyone has ups and downs, pat the dust and keep walking.

32. I like to share with many people. Double-clicking comments and paying attention is my motivation to keep updating.

33. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

34. Sisters, give me a compliment! The ball is missing.

35. If you think I sing well, double-click to pay attention.