Humorous and funny quotations suitable for being urged to get married by adults (selected 20 sentences)

1. Being forced to get married is terrible. My dream is to be a super devil, not a gentle and virtuous wife of IKEA.

2. Always holding the name of love makes me unable to refute. Even in the face of my boss, I wouldn't be so at a loss. Now facing my mother, I'm so scared.

3. It's time to get married. When I get home, I always tell my family that it is difficult for me to ask questions everywhere.

4. the mood of being urged to get married by parents. talk about the sentence mood of being urged to get married in the new year.

Today is really a full day. For the first time, I deeply realized the helplessness of being urged to get married, and it was terrible to be reformed by sitting and thinking.

6. I was urged to get married by my parents and family when I went home, and I was urged to get married by my colleagues when I returned to the company.

7. All those spiritual teachers who are imposed on others are no different from relatives who are forced to get married, and they are all equally low.

8. Most of the troubles when people get along with others come from "thinking too much" for others and "thinking too little" for themselves. Yes, there are always people who love to ponder over other people's psychology or what others think of themselves, and then draw negative "conclusions" about other people's psychology and what others think of themselves, so they always make themselves anxious. In fact, all these "conclusions" you waste come from your inferiority complex, so you have to admit it.

9. Recently, the pressure of urging marriage is so great that I want to get married in an instant. Why can't I marry myself?

10. When my peers are gradually entering the stage of discussing their own "wedding events", I am thinking about how to spend the period of being urged to get married by my parents in the future.

1 1. The princess's pure feelings are written on her face, and the witch's deep feelings are planted in her heart.

12. I was urged to get married again. I really don't want to talk about it, but I haven't met anyone I like.

13. Keep telling yourself that the world is big and there are many opportunities. Don't learn to curl up first

14. It's almost the Spring Festival, and the family is urging marriage again. I have introduced two people, one of whom is even a long-lost primary school classmate (by mistake).

15. I don't listen. I don't care whether I am happy or not. Let's have a debate first, and then we'll win. I'll tell you the rest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

16. I am urged to go home every year. I also want to get married, but my boyfriend won't divorce.

17. Parents may not force marriage for their own face, but in their concept, the definition of happiness is to get married and have children when they are old. As long as the other person is healthy, honest, stable and has no bad hobbies, the marriage can be maintained.

18. A good friend chose a man who is neither salty nor light because his family urged him to get married. Being a man is the most handsome friend, and this kind of friend will make him walk away happily. However, the world is so complicated that I can't communicate with my parents. Busy at work, the man urges marriage. I'm not even in the mood for jokes. You think you have a "secret garden" in your heart, but it is so easy to be destroyed and taken away. I just don't believe it. The word compromise is too easy to write. I'm sick, don't compromise at will.

19. I'm so bored. I just want to be quiet recently, and I have no pursuit of life. I'm 24, almost 25. Age grows too fast, and my mind doesn't want to keep up! It's so stressful to urge marriage at home every day.

20. The pressure is too great. I dreamed that I was forced to get married, and my parents were very satisfied. Fortunately, when I woke up, my old father said that some people were afraid of marriage.

It's too hard to be forced to get married. Don't be forced to get married (40 sentences)

It's too hard to be forced to get married. Don't be urged to get married (I) 1. I was urged to get married by my parents. I had a bad year. I couldn't sleep at night. I was about to collapse and wanted to move out.

2. I insist on having feelings when falling in love, being choosy and choosing myself as a leftover woman.

3. I am an outstanding young woman of 2 1 year old, and I have officially entered the age of being urged to get married by my parents.

The marriage-urging army arrived on the battlefield three days later.

I have never received positive encouragement and confidence in my mother's eyes and mouth, and I don't want to bear this emotion any more, so you, please show yourself quickly.

6. I was urged to get married by my parents and family when I went home, and I was urged to get married by my colleagues when I returned to the company.

7. When I was older, I began to be rejected by my family, forced to get married, and so on. Life is hard to be independent and free, but there is no matching economic foundation.

I guess when I was a child, I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day.

9. In order not to be urged to get married, I have to tell my mother the benefits of being single every night and how many tragic things happened when I got married.

10. I walked a lot in my dream and woke up in bed.

1 1. In the face of urging marriage, I am at a loss. At this embarrassing age, there is still no reason to get married.

12. I don't listen. I don't care whether I am happy or not. Let's have a debate first, and then we'll win. I'll tell you the rest. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

13. Others were urged to get married by their parents, and I was influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know what marriage is for and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic.

14. I was urged to get married by my parents and relatives. A male ticket two years older than me is not in a hurry at home. I haven't mentioned it for over a year. Should older ladies be urged to get married?

15. This is the third Spring Festival when I go home alone since my mother urged me to get married.

16. I think life is too comfortable. My parents don't want me to support them. I have no mortgage to pay, I don't want to get married, and I have no female friends to take care of. Self-sufficient life, work brings me vision, and I try to enrich my hobbies in my spare time, and there are many, many more. That's great.

17. Push forward the plan, push marriage and have children, and life is always being pushed away.

18. Mom, can we not talk about "forced marriage" every time?

19. In the past two years, I have never met someone I like, but before I learned to manage love, I chose to refuse love. I chose to live alone before learning to live. Maybe when I figure it out, the person who happens to be there is fate!

20. I can feel the sadness of being forced to get married because I really feel the same way. I am very upset because of my work, and my family urges me to get married. The influence of that mentality is really terrible.

It's too difficult to be forced to get married (2)1. I didn't want my parents to divorce when I was a child, and I didn't want to be urged to get married when I grew up. Do we always interfere with the most wonderful and strange relationship in the world-love in the name of the same flesh and blood?

22. Do you think it is the most terrible to have parents who are forced to marry and have children? Try to have a successful parent who is forced to live?

23. Stress is really everywhere. I worry about my job all day on weekdays. In such a fast-developing society, I am constantly learning and updating myself to avoid the danger of being eliminated. What talkative relatives and friends do you have to face when you go home?

24. The scenery of one person is really good. At least I haven't enjoyed my life for a long time. Now I am finally relieved. Why are you so bitchy and annoying to your parents every day?

25. I don't know when I started, but I also became a member of the army of urging marriage. I was repeatedly told by my parents throughout the winter vacation. I don't know whether I got married for myself or for my parents. After talking too much, I feel that there is still no such thing as empathy in this world.

26. I always thought I could make up my own mind when I grew up, but I didn't expect that I couldn't even have my own ideas about my most basic marriage and when to get married and have children.

27. If we were in love, would the result be different?

28. My mother said that if I couldn't get married again, she would let me move out. Although I moved out for fun, my eagerness was real. If I can't get married, I really want to move out, because I am really tired. I have mixed feelings when I hear her urging me to get married every day!

The boss said that we don't have to work overtime this week, so let's all go home and have a rest. Actually, I want to say, boss, you'd better let me work overtime

30. I suddenly feel that women are really pitiful. If they don't get married, their parents urge them to get married. It's just that Pig Bajie is not a person in the mirror. I am lucky to marry well, hehe ... so I let my children do whatever they want when they grow up. As a mother, I have no other ability to live in her lifetime, no matter what her state is.

3 1. The soft spot that hurts when touched, try to be brave.

32. Don't get married just because your parents urge you to get married. There are really few people who get married because of love now.

33. The marriage-urging army arrived at the scene three days later. Please get ready.

34. But the problem is that if you get married so casually, love will never be cultivated. Sooner or later, there will be problems, because life with people who don't have a deep emotional foundation and have a different pace of thinking is too tired.

35.20XX years are doomed to be extraordinary! I'm a junior, I quit my job, I'm urged to get married every day, and I have to pay the rent every month. It is the double pressure of economy and spirit! I'm so stressed.

36. I am getting old. It's time to book a nursing home.

At this age, parents' call for marriage is a necessary topic. Alas, I have reached such an unbearable position.

38. Parents may not force marriage for their own face, but in their concept, happiness is defined as getting married and having children when they are old. As long as the other person is healthy, honest, stable and has no bad hobbies, the marriage can be maintained.

39. It's not that I'm lucky, but I don't want to feel disappointed.

40. The marriage-urging army went into battle tonight, which scared me. On my birthday, I suddenly felt very stressed.

A selection of 20 funny quotations from the classic dry rice man (selected 20 sentences)

1. I want to have a good meal on that smelly and decadent day.

Don't call me single dog, I'm not like them, I'm the lightning wolf in the canteen.

Working hard as a migrant worker may not make you rich, but working hard as a freeloader will definitely make you look rich.

Baby, why do I miss you so much? No dry food? roll

5. Eat well, sleep well and live well. I hope my past efforts can realize my ideals and wishes.

6. Today, I am running for the canteen king. I suddenly forgot the words at the back of my manuscript. After a while, I said, don't forget Ling Yunzhi when I was young. I once promised the canteen king.

7. I visit myself three times a day. What do I have for lunch? What to eat at night? When shall we eat?

8. Nothing can't be solved by a dry meal. If yes, do it twice.

9. There are two dazzling lights in the world, one is the sun and the other is the way you work hard.

10. People who eat rice should eat in a pot.

1 1. Some people are worried about exams, others are worried about elections, and only I am worried about what to eat every day.

12. When a person washes a meat for a long time and sees two things sticking together, he should separate them.

13. Dry food runs ahead and work runs behind.

14. Migrant workers are also dry people, but only by eating well can they grow well.

15. Dry all the meals in the canteen and let others have nothing to do.

16. Don't plant seedlings upside down with youth. Love doesn't smell good, it's over.

17. The sleeping king in the classroom, the rice king in the canteen, the lonely king in the school and the ham Wang Zhongwang are getting stronger and stronger. I want Mujiro to make jelly.

18. 80% of the pain in life comes from dry food, but I know that if there is no dry food, 100% of the pain comes from lack of money, so I choose dry food between dry food and lack of money.

19. If you come to my house for dinner, I will poison myself.

20. Don't call me single dog, I'm a lightning wolf.

Tell me about those people who are urged to get married by their parents.

Many people will go back to their hometown, and then those who are not married will be urged to get married by their parents. Going against the sky, I was urged by my grandfather to find a girlfriend.

Tell me about those people who are urged to get married by their parents.

1. I don't know when I started, but I also became a member of the army of urging marriage. I was repeatedly told by my parents throughout the winter vacation. I don't know whether I got married for myself or for my parents. After talking too much, I feel that there is still no such thing as empathy in this world.

Second, at the same time, I just want to tell my wedding story. At the age of 30, I met you at the age of 40. We didn't meet at the best age, but with you, I realized what beauty is! We were urged by our parents to get married and arrange blind dates. We didn't understand the meaning of marriage, but we didn't understand the meaning of happiness in traditional values until we met you! I also thank myself for having the courage to chase you.

Third, at this age when my parents urged me to get married, maybe I grew up too fast. .

4. I am in such a hurry to get married, not because everyone around me is old and urged to get married by my parents, but because Teacher Jing is really excellent and must win it quickly.

5. I was urged to get married by my parents and family when I went home, and was urged to get married by my colleagues when I returned to the company. . .

Sixth, nature makes people! Now thousands of unmarried young people of school age are forced to get married by their parents! Me! 10 years old wants to get married (although I dare not! The older you get, the more you want to get married. The older you get, the more you dare not get married. My dad told me that it doesn't matter whether I get married or not in my life. If I think marriage is a burden, he will be happy if I am happy all my life.

Seven, there are still 48 hours before joining the job. I know my own reasons. There are two reasons: first, I don't want to take the exam again, because I am too tired; Second, I need financial independence, and I can't be urged to get married by my parents. It's horrible. I want to pursue freedom. But it's too difficult, too difficult, or why is it so difficult? Just, the pressure and persecution of life, alas.

Eight, twenty-seven years old. Being urged to get married by parents every day is always how big those words are. What do you want to do when you find a mistake? Every day's ideological education is calluses, which makes you physically and mentally tired and uncomfortable.

Nine, it's ok to be urged to get married by parents these days, how can you be urged to get married by students! How tired my heart is.

10. I was urged to get married by my parents. I had a bad year. I can't sleep at night I'm falling apart and want to move out.

Eleven years ago, I worked overtime until the year after, and I was exhausted. I was urged to get married by my parents. I said I was too busy to fall in love. Dad said you should quit. It's not that I can't afford you. Now think about it, dad, you can support me for a year. I have to study and have no time to read. I must exercise. I have no time to go to the gym. I have to go to the movies. No, I have to work overtime. I must take part in handicraft activities. I have to work overtime. I have to buy flowers. No, someone will find me later. I'm going on a business trip and have no time to give me a holiday. Many things I want to do are because I don't have time. I don't know what I have been doing all day. As far as the eye can see.

Twelve, the strange experience of life is to fall in love with colleagues. It was not my parents who urged me to get married, but the manager who urged me to get married and begged the bosses to let me go.

Thirteen, I want to say, even if there is a lot of pressure from parents to urge marriage, even if you see many people compromise themselves in front of age and reality, please don't easily give yourself up to someone who doesn't love each other very much for marriage. We should thank ourselves for still maintaining a high degree of respect for love and still believe that no matter how old we are, we will wait for our love.

14. I saw a news today: a 26-year-old boy is often urged to get married by his parents. After attending another child's wedding, the child was schizophrenic. I was silent after reading it!

15. My parents urged me to get married. Should I resist? I feel that I am only 22 years old, but in this social custom, I have to keep dating, but I am used to being alone, perhaps because I haven't met the right one yet, but there are not so many suitable ones. I just comfort myself.

16. I was urged to get married by my parents. I don't understand why my partner talks well and I want to get married. Why not get married will delay my brother from talking about her.

Seventeen, at the age when my parents urged me to get married, I finally realized that this taste was unpleasant. I don't want to meet the right person earlier, but it's useless to force it before fate arrives ~

Eighteen years old, being a star is really something. Even if you are urged to get married by your parents, you will be urged to get married by your fans, not your parents.

Nineteen, with the growth of age, I found that staying up late the next day is inevitable; If I am urged to get married by my parents for a long time, I will definitely compromise.

Twenty years old, not married, can't let go of that relationship, can't forget that person. I am urged to get married by my parents every day. But my heart has been lost.

Twenty-one, sometimes it's good to think about being urged to get married by your parents. Like me, my mother does everything by me, and my father doesn't ask anything. He always lets me live at will without being forced. I'm also quite afraid that I won't meet the so-called positive fate in the future, so I can only mix the society alone.

22. I didn't want my parents to divorce when I was a child, and I didn't want to be urged to get married by my parents when I grew up. Do we always interfere with the most wonderful and strange relationship in the world-love in the name of the same flesh and blood?

Twenty-three, every time I feel helpless, I really don't want to stay at home. My parents urge me to get married every day, but I have nowhere to go and no intimate friends to play in the nearby circle. This kind of life is really difficult.

24. Compared with my peers, our family is very open-minded, because I have not been urged to get married by my parents, and I have not been often fed chicken soup for my soul, so our family should be very democratic. Then yesterday my mother sent me a chicken soup that pays attention to health, and I returned this. I think it's right, which is more conducive to improving the happiness index.

Twenty-five, this group of us will start to be urged to get married by our parents, and some of us can even go to class reunion with our children in our arms.

My parents urged me to find another boyfriend to get married tonight. I don't know how much you want to marry me. Are you urged by your parents? .

How was your year? Whether there is a taste, not the taste on the tip of the tongue, but the taste in the heart! Has a single friend ever been urged to get married by his parents? Are married friends born to parents? Wait, wait, wait. . Maybe only you know best. Was it annoying then? Do you miss it now? I didn't say anything. It's over. You can continue to enjoy it after the Spring Festival next year. Wish 20xx all the best!

Twenty-eight, others are parents urging marriage, and I am influenced by my colleagues. She was pushed hard and I was in pain. I just want to know, what is the purpose of marriage, and why everyone seems to have changed when it comes to this topic ... it's terrible.

29. What's it like to be urged to get married by your parents? Let me talk about science: first of all, there is conflict in your heart, but you can't show it, otherwise the topic will never stop. Secondly, your heart is still guilty, and you can't meet your parents' most basic requirements: to see you get married, have a baby and help you take care of the baby when they are most energetic. At this point, 10,000 grass mud horses are rushing in their hearts. Finally, your heart is anxious because you really don't have a girlfriend. You're single dog. .

30. I have been urged by my parents to get married with my boyfriend, saying that I am not as good as my brother, and that my brother got married at the age of 23. Is it difficult to be a child?

Thirty-one, Ode to Joy, the 222nd floor was closed, and our parents urged us to get married, urging us not to get married after dating for 90 years. If you don't date, you will be chased by your parents to help recommend your girl.

Parents, please don't force your children to do what they should do at this age. What do you think should be done is not to see other parents educate their children like this? Every child has different advantages. Thinking and compulsion will only make children unhappy. When adults reach a certain age, they are urged by their parents to marry and urge their children. Don't parents want to think about how terrible it is to force their children like this? I am optimistic about renting a heterosexual family to cope with it. What should I do if my psychological endurance is small? From depression to suicide. Why not liberate nature? Live high, as long as you do what you want within the law. What about transsexuality? What if he obeys his heart and doesn't get married? What if he likes freedom? Where's Dink? They enjoy love.

I don't know when I have reached the age when my parents urged me to get married. I just graduated for two years at this time. Any explanation is useless to them. It is really disturbing that they should be indulged and have to face these problems at the age of wandering. ..............

Thirty-four, new to society, always want to play, so one year, two years, three years is still the same. The only thing I can do is experience, and the rest is nothing. Now I just work all day, and I'm tired every day. I woke up and went on working. Now my home may be my resting place. At other times, I devoted myself to my work, so that I was urged to get married by my parents from time to time, and I was almost 30 years old before I knew it. I joined this enterprise, and now two years have passed, and I have learned a lot. Resignation and entry are being staged every day, and I have become numb from my initial reluctance when I watch strange and familiar faces go away. Perhaps people are so mature, from indulgence to exhaustion at the beginning, to thinking about stability, and finally to stability. Maybe youth has its value only after tossing, maybe I will smile and understand that I was fooling around at the beginning. I'm always pretending to be mature, but now I'm pretending to be confused. Life is really interesting. Looking at the changing city every day, I suddenly feel that time passes too fast.

35. When going home for the New Year, men and women who are generally of marriageable age and work outside the home all the year round can't get rid of being urged by their parents, relatives and friends to get married on a blind date!

Thirty-six, I especially want to say a word for those who are now facing employment and are urged by their parents to get married and have children: Mom and Dad, what job I am looking for, whether I want to get married or not, and whether I want to have children is my own business! You have no right to interfere, my life is up to me! Only I know if I will be happy soon.

Thirty-seven years old, even if I am old, I will not be forced to marry by my parents, and I will not be picky by others. This is the confidence you gained through hard work.

Thirty-eight, when my peers gradually entered the stage of discussing marriage, I was thinking about how to spend the days when my parents kept urging me to get married.

Thirty-nine, I am a young woman of 2 1 year old, and I have officially entered the age of being urged to get married by my parents.

Forty, a colleague born on the same day in the same year came back from vacation and spent a whole lunch time saying that he was urged to get married by his parents. This year, I suddenly felt completely divorced from my student status and ushered in an era that was ruthlessly destroyed by relatives and friends.

Forty-one, I guess I never thought that I would be urged to get married by my parents one day when I was a child.

Forty-two, daily fear of marriage: I dreamed that my parents urged me to get married. In my dream, my parents introduced me to a handsome, rich, gentle and knowledgeable uncle. I ran away in fear. My uncle has been chasing me, but after thinking about it, no, I will be scolded again. Let's talk about it first At the beginning, I was still very resistant and uncomfortable. I think I'm really hopeless

Forty-three, some other people's children of the same age were urged to get married by their parents. I am glad that my parents understand me very well. They know what I want, so they won't whisper in my ear every day. It will be my 27th birthday in a few days. I hope I will have everything on my 28th birthday next year. Good Night!

44. Living alone is an option. Seclusion is to realize that there is a static power in yourself. As a lonely person, Meston imagines the daily life as a mother of ten children. After only a while, she gave up and preferred to live alone. Imagine that one day, the word "leftover women" will disappear, no more girls will be urged to get married by their parents, and women will no longer regard marriage as the only lifelong event. Marriage or celibacy will become a normal female lifestyle.

45. I don't want to admit that I have reached the age of being urged to get married by my parents. I always feel that I am still young, I am not ready for anything, and I am still full of confusion and anxiety about the future. I want to stay in love and not get married, but I think I can get a license first next year. After all, we still have to finish the long road of losing weight before marriage ~

Forty-six, it is said that couples who are not urged by their parents are under great pressure. Is it more stressful for me to have a partner who can't get my parents' consent?

Forty-seven, being urged by parents to get married, have children and have a second child is really a painful and disgusting thing.

48. It's really great to legalize same-sex marriage, and it's also necessary for you who live in fairy tales to experience the hard life of ordinary couples whose daily necessities are oppressed by their houses and urged by their parents to get married.

Forty-nine, go to Jinjiang to visit the sick teacher Wu and cook hot pot at her house in the evening. Teacher Wu went to buy meat, paid for it, but forgot to take it at the boss's booth. On the way to get meat with the accounting king, she explained that in 2008, she must find someone who likes herself and likes herself to get married. Life may be bitter for a while, it may be annoying for a while, it may be overwhelmed by work, urged by parents to get married, and entangled by illness, but so what? We will always find the right place, the right life. Nothing can't be solved by a hot pot. If there is, just two meals, for friendship!

50. From the beginning, I was a complex of contradictions. I wanted to live freely, but under the influence of the environment, I did things against my will again and again. . Whenever the grievances are bad, I tell myself that as long as it is good, no matter how many grievances there are. Busy for so many years, I really think of myself as a superman, heartless. . Sometimes my parents urge me to get married, and I just want to find a shoulder to lean on. When I am sad, you can tell me: Don't be afraid, I am behind you. . In fact, the original ideal is full, and the reality is very skinny. It is possible that I have missed someone in the contradiction, perhaps not yet, but I have always insisted: I would rather be called arrogant by everyone, and I will live my whole life without wronged myself. . .