Who can send out the classic lines in Stephen Chow's films in detail?

1. Introduction and flattery:

1. Actually, I am a trickster who changes the social atmosphere, enchants thousands of girls, stimulates the movie market, improves the connotation of young people, is well-proportioned and graceful. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is Jing Koo!

2. I'd like you to meet Pizzad's boyfriend. His hairstyle is bad and ugly, he doesn't have much money, he hasn't read a book, and his sexual ability is so-so, but he's all good looks. Haha ..

3. Ah Shui is famous for picking up girls countless times, which is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and proud a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as the lover of the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant, and everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower!

4. He is arrogant, but he is kind-hearted. He is low-key, but he is admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire that God has given to mankind to create a super dish called the art of fire. Is he the embodiment of the immortal? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title-food ~ ~ God!

5. Are you serious? ! What I said can't be broken! Not bad! I am the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and chivalry: Tang-Bo-Hu!

6. Sweeping the floor is just our superficial work. My real identity is a research monk.

7. I'm a left Qinglong and a right white tiger. The old cow is at my waist, and the faucet is at my chest. People stop killing people, and Buddha stops killing Buddha!

8. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his legal name is wet dream. Amitabha, I came and went with the wind ...

9. Wow, yeah, yeah ~ ~, OK! To tell you the truth, I'm Zhou Botong, a prostitute nicknamed "A plum blossom beats a begonia".

1. With my wisdom, how can I fool you?

11. I'm not afraid to tell you that I've seen UFOs since I ate chicken shit, that is, UFOs and UFOs. Do you understand? When I was 4 years old, I saw the legendary Loch Ness monster again, chatted with bigfoot in the Himalayas and guessed boxing. Plus, I played roller coasters every morning, pirate boats at night, pirate boats in the morning, roller coasters at night and pirate boats many times at dusk. I tell you!

12. Sir, you have a sky-high bone on your forehead, a light in your eyes, an immortal reincarnated and descended to earth. I finally waited for you. Don't move, although I let the cat out of the bag, disaster is inevitable, but this is my destiny takes a hand, even if I have to take great risks, I will show you a picture.

13, ah! Master's thinking, as expected, is like sailing against the current, amazing! It is worthy of being king with ideas.

14. ok! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is really a soul-stirring man. I love you! ! !

15. Do you think you can't be found by hiding? It's no use, d An excellent man like you, no matter where, is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. Your melancholy eyes, thin beard, fantastic knife skills and that cocktail all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is so excellent, there are rules and regulations. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's stay. Don't you have to pay the woman?

16. It's our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and be healthy, and it's also my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtue, so I help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I also do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.

17. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

18. There are good reasons for good deeds, and evil deeds are rewarded with evil deeds. Heaven dictates the truth. I once caught the dragon chicken by mistake. Today, the emperor caught me, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river, and it is like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

19. Zhou: His famous martial arts skill is called Nine Days and Ten Places. The Bodhisattva shook his head in fear and split the golden thunder and lightning palm! Within a hundred miles of Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew in Hwa-Sung Do! However, this person's whereabouts are erratic on weekdays, and I have only seen half of him in my busy schedule!

tea drinker: I've either seen it or I've never seen it. How can I have only seen it half-way?

Zhou: Haven't you heard of still hiding half her face from us behind her guitar? Have you really never read a book? Stupid pig! Ha ha ha ha. .

2, I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, we must use condescending eyes and a strong arm to save her from the sea of desire!

21. I've drunk wine and knocked my head off! From now on, you will be my cow!

2. Shame and beg for mercy:

1. With your wisdom, it's hard for me to explain it to you!

2. You are a piece of shit. Life is cheaper than ants. I drive a Mercedes, and you dig your nose. Eat! ? Eat shit!

3. The alkaline water surface has not been cooled with cold water, so it is full of alkaline water. Fish balls don't smell like fish either, but in order to hide it, you specially added curry juice to make it into curry fish balls. But it's naive to do so, because you haven't cooked for enough time, and the taste of curry is only on the surface, and it doesn't go into it at all, so the fish balls are diluted when put into the soup. A good curry fish balls will make you taste neither fish nor curry. Failure! Never picked the radish, too much tendon, failure! The pigskin was cooked too badly, and it didn't bite its head. Failure! Pig's blood is rotten and scattered as soon as it is clipped, a failure in failure! The worst thing is the large intestine, which is not cleaned at all, and there is a lump of shit. Are you mistaken? Hey, there's shit. Hey, there's shit. Did you see it? Hey, there's shit!

4. Ridiculous! I dare to say, in front of me, no one dares to pretend, please be quiet!

5. When cutting hair, you shouldn't be crazy and fashionable depending on how others cut it. You should cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face at all, and your face doesn't fit, and your body doesn't match your hairstyle at all, and it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

6. What did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? Sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Call a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!

8. You have no problem at all. It's your parents' problems that made you look like this!

9. What do you think? Have you thought enough? When is it my turn to think? !

1. Don't blame me for being too frank! It's too serious for you guys to take my life just because of this! ! !

11. It's really disappointing. Hearing your voice, I thought you were a very emotional and imaginative person. Look at your whole body shape, you will know that you have no connotation!

12. The proprietress in Counting Dead Grass: You have no asshole when you have a son, and your father sells it. You suck your own asshole and like to eat chicken asshole. Big ass, you have no business of your own, and you're bothering me? You don't have to make trouble. I'll reveal my life. My father died at the age of three, my mother died at the age of four, my father died at the age of five, six, seven and eight, I seduced men at the age of ten, and I seduced men at the age of eleven, and your man was also hooked by me.

13. Bao Longxing: You are a lemon head, a mouse's eye, an eagle's hooked nose, a figure-of-eight eyebrow, ears, a big mouth, an old Qiang tooth, a wick neck, a high and low shoulder, a long and short hand, a chicken breast, a dog's belly, and a useless waist. If I were you, I would have killed myself on the beam!

14. Tang Bohu (Stephen Chow): Say it! Did you lose the bet again and come to me for help?

Zhu Zhishan (Chen Baixiang): insightful! It is really worthy of being "the parents who gave birth to me, and the Tang brothers who know me!" I'm desperate this time! I lost all my life at once, for three hundred and twenty pieces of silver! I came to Tang Xiong for help this time. I hope you can give me a hand!

Tang (Zhou): 3 cars! Stop dreaming! I can't save you even if you get on your knees this time!

Zhu Zhishan: Bo Hu, don't be so awesome, okay? I swear that if I gamble again in the future, I will let the ugliest woman in the world gang rape every night until she is in pieces and crumbling. Is that all right?

Tang Bohu (Zhou): Really? ! You can swear such a solemn and stirring oath! Hey. . . ! I can't help you!

15. Two girls, have pity on me. My family of six all died in one night. I'm infected with grade 1 consumption, so you can buy me!

16, how do you treat me like a pig! Let me sleep as soon as you see me! ~

3. Narrative narration:

1. You go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heartbeat is not so chaotic!

2. More than 3 years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I stopped urinating suddenly, then I thought of her, and my heart was sweet, and then I forgot to pee the rest!

3. The bullet entered my thigh bone, pressed my aorta, and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now my left brain is paralyzed by lack of oxygen, and my right side is paralyzed. (Tearing my pants open) I must cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

4. I mean this method of mine is a distraction method used by Hua Tuo, an ancient imperial doctor. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang was absorbed in playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, I am absorbed in watching A film to dig bones and take warheads. I started-< P > 5. When I took a knife, I cut it from my forehead to my nose. Then (referring to the stall), right in front of his stall, my tail keel cut several times, breaking two tendons, pressing down the trigeminal nerve, affecting the central system of the brain and even my teeth.

6. After beheading the head of a chicken, burning yellow paper, and blood-shedding, Wei Xiaobao, you are my brother in the Heaven and Earth Society, and temporarily incorporated into Aoki Hall. We have ten rules, twenty rules, thirty commandments and eighty commandments. If you commit one of them, even if you are my apprentice, you will die with a knife.

7. But in this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with defective feelings, it is useless.

8. Opponent: (crying) Wangcai ... Wangcai, you can't die. Wangcai, you have been with me for so many years, and you are affectionate and sincere to me, but I haven't even let you eat a full meal yet. I am sorry for you, Wangcai!

poor servant (Zhou Shi) (crying): Xiaoqiang! Xiaoqiang, what's wrong with you Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, you can't die! I live alone with you, share weal and woe for so many years, and always teach you to raise you as my own flesh and blood. Unexpectedly, today, white-haired people send black-haired people!

4. Long sentences:

1. Zhou (knocking on the bowl with both hands and singing): My wife, I originally live in Suzhou City, and I have a house and a field at home, and my life is endless. Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is outrageous and merciless, colluding with officials to look down on the sky, occupying my big house and taking my land. My grandfather turned against him, and he beat him with a stick. My grandmother scolded him for cheating the good people, but he caught him in the Tang House and raped him one hundred times, one hundred times! Finally, she hanged herself and hated the world! He also drove my father and son out of their homes and drifted to the river. In order to support my father, I have to beg alone in front of the temple. Who knows that Tang Bohu, he is so insidious, knowing this situation, sent someone to plot against him and beat my father and son in front of the city, in front of the city! Fortunately, the little man is strong and strong, and his residual life is preserved. Poor old father, he is dead! This hate is more difficult to fill. In order to bury my father, I have to sell myself as a slave to make myself cheap, work hard and read articles at the same time, swear to show my fame and fortune, and my enemies will be strong! From then on, Tang Yin's poetry anthology accompanied me, and I remember that this revenge is not * * * outrageous, not outrageous! ! !

2. On a dark and gloomy night in a month, I am the Supreme Treasure, and you are Bai Jingjing. The wonderful love begins with this little fire on the bridge. As soon as I turned around, you suddenly pointed at me, and my whole hand caught fire. You have to rush over and fight for me, fight for me, fight for me, fight for me, fight like this, fight like this, fight like this, yes, fight like this, do you see? I can describe the future development with a twist, because suddenly a Niu Mowang emerged. At that time, after you fought Niu Mowang with a bone in your hand, you took me back to the pansi cave. The so-called time flies, it is really good, because it is only the blink of an eye to the highlight. On the broken rock, when the feelings broke out, I desperately touched you and you desperately touched me, and made a vow of never parting. It's a pity that happiness is always short-lived, and what you get is infinite pain and sigh. Why did you die? I only use the moonlight box to turn back the clock and find out the truth, and finally I know that you committed suicide! At the last minute, I was hoping to save your life! But the last time I went back in time, the Moonlight Box broke down, and I "tweeted" it back to 5 years ago ... That's it!

5. Dialogue category:

A: It's been ten years. I thought my country had forgotten me.

B: no, even a pair of underwear and a piece of toilet paper have their uses.

A: really, if I lie to you, make sure my son has no asshole!

B: if you look like this, you will definitely have no asshole when you give birth to a son. even if you do, it is a deformed asshole!

A: who are you?

B: Jianghu is dangerous. I never leave my name easily.

A: since you refuse to leave your name, you have to leave your head!

B: I've been lonely all my life. The only person who lives alone is this head. I'm afraid it's not that easy for you to take it away!

A: ok! You forced me to do it, and I will dye this sea with your blood.

B: I've been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in Wang Yang, and I have long ignored life and death.

VI. Other categories:

Sorry, I'm undercover.

you can't see me, you can't see me. . .

is it unexpected? Are you happy? Are you happy?

sorry, director. Hmm ... According to the background and personality of the character, I want to be a little naughty in rhythm, but with some contradictions. What do you think?

Take the pain as an example. According to Stanny Slavski, a master of Russian drama theory. It should be reflected from the outside to the inside and then from the inside. Come on, you try to do it again now.

it's impossible. The son of the eldest brother of the big silly sister's old mother's brother-in-law says there is!

talking about money hurts feelings! But brother Chen, we brothers have no feelings for you, so let's talk about money directly.

It doesn't matter whether you have money or not, but at least be a respected person! (conversation turns)-I'd rather have money ...

You are all women, so why kill each other? Even chickens have patriotism!

You'd better go back to Mars as soon as possible. The earth is very dangerous.

if you want to scare me, you can't fall on the ground. I'm not afraid of ghosts if I'm afraid of everything!

A Chinese Odyssey:

What's your mother's name?

you're scaring me again!

look out! It thunders! It's raining to collect clothes!

talk to me? You're not talking to me, are you? Wrong person!

Wukong, how can you talk to sister Guanyin like this?

Alas, you can't write in literature or use force. You don't want to be a mountain thief. Do you want to be a champion?

oh-! I can do the same if you talk like this.