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Degang Guo can't escape the height of the female supermodel and dare not look straight! Zhang Helun's mouth is really rude. what do you think?

Speaking of Zhang Yunlei, I believe everyone is familiar with him. Deyun Society crosstalk performer, studied under Degang Guo. Zhang Yunlei is really a dark horse with high face value and great strength in the phonology field. He is deeply concerned and liked by fans. In addition to cross talk, Zhang Yunlei can also sing Taiping lyrics, Peking Opera and Jingyun Drum, and also released his first solo single "Yu Zhen", which was really successful.

Bian Xiao saw a clip in The Happy Comedian. Zhang Helun in the photo pointed to Zhang Yunlei and said, "You are too arrogant. Do you still have a master in your eyes? " Zhang Helun said this because Zhang Yunlei said Deyun Society was the best singer on the stage, so Zhang Helun said he was too arrogant.

Hearing Zhang Helun's question, Zhang Yunlei replied, "It's too short to see". For Zhang Yunlei's words, fans laughed and teased: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten?" Hearing this response, Zhang Helun was also shocked and said to Yang Jiulang, "He said he was too short to see."

Speaking of Yang Jiulang, everyone must be familiar with it. Zhang Yunlei is a partner. This situation must be talking to Zhang Yunlei. Yang Jiulang responded: "Not high". Although it is only three simple words, it can be seen that Yang Jiulang is really a magic knife. No wonder he is so good. Of course, this is just for the stage effect. Crosstalk means "there is no size on the stage, but rules are set under the stage."

As we all know, Degang Guo, a crosstalk performer, has a high artistic attainments and strong abilities, but his height less than 1.7 meters has always been a stumbling block. Hanging up with Master is a rule in the phonograph industry, so the disciples of Deyun Society almost used Master Degang Guo's short stature to the extreme, and almost every disciple joked about Master's height.

Not only the disciples of Deyun Society made fun of Degang Guo's height, but also many fans with wide brains joined the ranks. A fan found such a barrage while watching Degang Guo's cross talk video. The barrage is a long bar with 1.65M written at the back. Interestingly, this column is just flush with Degang Guo's head, which seems to be measuring Degang Guo's height. Fans named this stalk "Degang Guo can't reach the barrage".

A stone stirs up a thousand waves. Faced with the fancy teasing of this barrage, fans can no longer hold back and express their opinions one after another: "There is nothing good about being tall, but it is convenient to eat leaves." "Believe it or not, there are 400 people playing Allegro downstairs in Degang Guo! Too bully ","1.65M is not the standard height of men in the world "?

This just means that the disciples make fun of Degang Guo's height. After all, they are all our own, and the phonograph world also has this rule. So, in the face of fans' teasing, will Degang Guo really not be angry? Borrow a sentence from the legendary swordsman and Degang Guo to answer this question-"Aren't we amateurs then?" As a public figure, especially a comedian like Degang Guo, many people like him and pay attention to him, because everyone can find their own happy jokes in him.

Besides listening to cross talk, finding Degang Guo's jokes is also a matter that fans are very keen on. From all kinds of expression packs and video clips in the early days to all kinds of fancy jokes now, if Degang Guo would be angry about these things, he would have quit the Jianghu long ago. In the second season of the legendary swordsman, Zhang Helun and Ron He Yan were born. In the first round, Zhang Helun hung himself with the height of Degang Guo, which left a deep impression on the guests and the audience.

Song Dandan asked Degang Guo at that time: "Your disciples often tease you and hurt you. Have you really worried about you? " ? Degang Guo smiled and replied, "So we are amateurs?" In addition, Degang Guo has repeatedly talked about his being rumoured and made up some absurd stories. The attitude of the monitor Deyun Society is: We are crosstalk performers, entertainment stars and public figures, and this is the money we earn. Some people make rumors and stories to show that you are concerned and have the value of being talked about. Even so, I'm sure Mr. Degang Guo will laugh at the fancy teasing of his fans.