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Playing mahjong in classical Chinese

1. What word is used to describe playing mahjong without losing or winning? They are neck and neck.

Words to describe mahjong:

Superb skill

Pronunciation: cheng fēng jēnè

Interpretation: Describe superb skills.

Make sentences:

1, the most beautiful thing in summer is the sunset. The blue sky in the west seems to have been painted golden by a painter who has become a common practice. The color faded until it disappeared without a trace. This scene is really colorful.

In my eyes, Spring is still a performer. She combines the singing of larks, the singing of insects and the tinkling of streams into a symphony of spring, presenting a spring scene in which a hundred birds contend, everything is renewed and full of vitality.

3, the brush plum blossom is all chalk. When the brush is lifted up, it not only does not drip on the body, but also looks like it has not been dipped in slurry, which makes me admire.

He slipped into the wind, sometimes sprinting, sometimes spinning, sometimes sliding backwards, sometimes jumping.

Facing the blue football team with fierce attack and chalk dust all over the ground, our team is hard to prevent.

2. How ancient people played mahjong, also known as "playing mahjong", is an ancient entertainment and gambling activity in China.

It is changeable, skillful and accidental, which has aroused many people's interest. There was a kind of "Ye Zixi" in the Tang Dynasty. At that time, people cut paper into cards similar to leaves for games, so it was called Yezixi.

Later, after the evolution and development of Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, by the middle of Qing Dynasty, the "sparrow" card, commonly known as mahjong, appeared. By the end of the Qing Dynasty and the beginning of the Republic of China, mahjong tiles were changed into rectangular hard versions, which were generally made of bamboo, ox bones, ivory, elephant bones and hard plastics.

There are three kinds of cards: cylinder (also called "cake"), rope (also called "bar") and ten thousand, with numbers from one to nine respectively. There are four cards for each kind: East, South, West, North, Middle, Hair and White. A set of mahjong usually includes two dice and 136 cards.

Some also add "secondary cards" such as spring, summer, autumn and winter, God of Wealth and Yuanbao. There are also several chips and a "Zhuangtou".

There are usually four people playing cards, and there are many ways to play cards. Mahjong is a kind of entertainment that can exercise intelligence, and now it has become a popular entertainment for ordinary people.

A few years ago, mahjong tiles suddenly went overseas and became export products. In European and American societies, many people learn to play mahjong; Later, Japan was also infected. Mahjong once became the most fashionable game in western society: almost all the tables in the club were mahjong; There are many pamphlets about mahjong in the bookstore. China students who have no money can earn money by teaching mahjong to eat. Europeans and Americans are crazy about mahjong.

No one would have dreamed that Depth Charge, where eastern civilization conquered the west, was 136 mahjong troops!

This time from Siberia to Europe, from Europe to the United States, from the United States to Japan, I saw someone playing mahjong in a club in Kyoto, Japan only once in ten months. Mahjong is hardly seen in Europe and America. I once asked my friends in Europe and America, and they said, "In women's clubs, you can occasionally see one table and two tables playing mahjong, but that is rare." In American families, I often see mahjong boxes-beautifully carved and beautifully decorated-displayed indoors, and sometimes there are two or three pairs in one family. But I have never seen a master housewife talking about mahjong; They never ask me the mystery of the representative of this mahjong country! Mahjong has become an antique on the shelves in the west; The madness of mahjong has cooled down.

I asked an American friend why the madness of mahjong passed so quickly. He said, "The ladies like mahjong, but the men are against it. Finally, the men won. "

This is what we expect. The industrious people in the west will never be followers of mahjong and will never be conquered by mahjong. Mahjong is just the exclusive product of China people who are idle and don't cherish time.

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, a kind of playing cards called "hanging horses" was popular among the people. There are only forty cards on the horse crane, ranging from one to nine, from one thousand to nine thousand, from ten thousand to ninety thousand and so on. , equal to the mahjong bag, rope, ten thousand. There is also a "zero", which is the ancestor of "whiteboard". There is also a "ten million", not just the "ten million" of Huizhou brand. On every horse card, there are people with water margin painted on them. The "Wang Ying" on Huizhou Solitaire is not only the remains of Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger. During the period from Qianlong to Jiaqing, Wang Shihan collected several famous horse tags in his complete works. (In the King Series. )

Hanging horses was all the rage that day, and the literati played hanging horses all day and all night, completely ignoring business. So after the death of Ming Chengzu, Wu Meicun's "A Brief Account of the Year's Mouth" said that Ming Chengzu died of horse hanging.

In the past 300 years, 40 cranes have gradually evolved into five cards of each kind, and in the past 70 or 80 years, they have become four mahjong cards of each kind. (A horse hangs three people, hence the name "horse hanging feet", and the province is called "horse hanging"; "Mahjong" is the sound change of "sparrow" and "sparrow" is the sound change of "clue". ) has become more complicated and ingenious, so it can confuse people more, and let men, women and children all over the country spend their energy and time on this 136 card day and night.

The British national drama is cricket, the American national drama is baseball, and the Japanese national drama is Jiao Jiao. What about China? China's national opera is Mahjong.

Mahjong is played at about two o'clock every four laps. To put it bluntly, there are only one million mahjong tables in China every day. If you play eight times per table, it will take four million minutes, that is,167,000 days of lost time, winning or losing money and wasting energy.

We have traveled all over the world. We have seen a progressive nation, is a civilized country willing to waste time and night like this? A friend studying in Japan said to me, "The efforts of the Japanese are unattainable! At night, when I looked up, every board room had lights; Under the light, either young people are skipping to read books, or old people are kneeling to turn over books, or old women are kneeling to work. At dawn, the streets and trams are crowded with children going to school. This effort alone can conquer us.

Actually, more than Japan. This is true of all countries that have made progress. Only a nation that does not make progress takes leisure as its pleasure and leisure as its top priority. Men play mahjong for leisure, women play mahjong for daily life, and old women play mahjong all their lives!

Innovators used to say that China had three evils: opium, stereotyped writing and small feet. Although opium is not banned, it is illegal in the end. Although there are still "foreign stereotyped writing" and more fashionable stereotyped writing, stereotyped writing and four books are a thing of the past. Little feet are almost gone. Only mahjong, the fourth evil, is still thriving, showing no signs of decline. No one said that it would be a great disaster to the country. Recently, Mr. Mahjong swaggered to the west to show off once, and almost made opium and bayberry sores as tributes. But now he is back, still back to do the quintessence and drama of the eastern spiritual civilization countries!

postscript

There are more than six articles in the feeling of roaming. I'm going to write forty or fifty articles and make a travel book. But I was writing a history of vernacular literature, and I was too busy to do so, so I put my travel notes aside. Now I leave these six here, because it is probably impossible to write a travel book.

Nineteen, three, ten, Hu Shi.

A few years ago, mahjong tiles suddenly went overseas and became export products.

In European and American societies, many people learn to play mahjong; Later, Japan was also infected. Mahjong once became the most fashionable game in western society: almost all the tables in the club were mahjong; There are many pamphlets about mahjong in the bookstore. China students who have no money can earn money by teaching mahjong to eat.

Europeans and Americans are crazy about mahjong. No one would have dreamed that Depth Charge, where eastern civilization conquered the west, was 136 mahjong troops! This time from Siberia to Europe, from Europe to the United States, from the United States to Japan, I saw someone playing mahjong in a club in Kyoto, Japan only once in ten months.

Mahjong is hardly seen in Europe and America. I once asked my friends in Europe and America, and they said, "In women's clubs, you can occasionally see one table and two tables playing mahjong, but that is rare."

In American families, I often see mahjong boxes-beautifully carved and beautifully decorated-displayed indoors, and sometimes there are two or three pairs in one family. But I have never seen a master housewife talking about mahjong; They never ask me the mystery of the representative of this mahjong country! Mahjong has become an antique on the shelves in the west; The madness of mahjong has cooled down.

I asked an American friend why the madness of mahjong passed so quickly. He said, "The ladies like mahjong, but the men are against it. Finally, the men won. " This is what we expect.

The industrious people in the west will never be followers of mahjong and will never be conquered by mahjong. Mahjong is just the exclusive product of China people who are idle and don't cherish time.

At the end of the Ming Dynasty, a kind of playing cards called "hanging horses" was popular among the people. There are only forty cards on the horse crane, ranging from one to nine, from one thousand to nine thousand, from ten thousand to ninety thousand and so on. , equal to the mahjong bag, rope, ten thousand.

There is also a "zero", which is the ancestor of "whiteboard". There is also a "ten million", not just the "ten million" of Huizhou brand.

On every horse card, there are people with water margin painted on them. The "Wang Ying" on Huizhou Solitaire is not only the remains of Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger.

During the period from Qianlong to Jiaqing, Wang Shihan collected several famous horse tags in his complete works. (In the King Series. )

Hanging horses was all the rage that day, and the literati played hanging horses all day and all night, completely ignoring business. So after the death of Ming Chengzu, Wu Meicun's "A Brief Account of the Year's Mouth" said that Ming Chengzu died of horse hanging.

In the past 300 years, 40 cranes have gradually evolved into five cards of each kind, and in the past 70 or 80 years, they have become four mahjong cards of each kind. (A horse hangs three people, hence the name "horse hanging feet", and the province is called "horse hanging"; "Mahjong" is the sound change of "sparrow" and "sparrow" is the sound change of "clue". )

It has become more complicated and ingenious, so it can confuse people more, and let men, women and children all over the country spend their energy and time on this 136 card day and night. The British national drama is cricket, the American national drama is baseball, and the Japanese national drama is Jiao Jiao. What about China? China's national opera is Mahjong.

Mahjong is played at about two o'clock every four laps. To put it bluntly, there are only one million mahjong tables in China every day. If you play eight times per table, it will take four million minutes, that is,167,000 days of lost time, winning or losing money and wasting energy.

We have traveled all over the world. We have seen a progressive nation, is a civilized country willing to waste time and night like this? A friend studying in Japan said to me, "The efforts of the Japanese are unattainable! At night, when I looked up, every board room had lights; Under the light, either young people are skipping to read books, or old people are kneeling to turn over books, or old women are kneeling to work. At dawn, the streets and trams are crowded with children going to school.

This effort alone can conquer us. Actually, more than Japan. This is true of all countries that have made progress.

Only a nation that does not make progress takes leisure as its pleasure and leisure as its top priority. Men play mahjong for leisure, women play mahjong for daily life, and old women play mahjong all their lives! Innovators used to say that China had three evils: opium, stereotyped writing and small feet. Although opium is not banned, it is illegal in the end.

Although there are still "foreign stereotyped writing" and more fashionable stereotyped writing, stereotyped writing and four books are a thing of the past. Little feet are almost gone.

Only mahjong, the fourth evil, is still thriving, showing no signs of decline. No one said that it would be a great disaster to the country. Recently, Mr. Mahjong swaggered to the west to show off once, and almost made opium and bayberry sores as tributes.

But now he is back, still back to do the quintessence and drama of the eastern spiritual civilization countries! There are more than six articles in the postscript "The Feeling of Wandering". I'm going to write forty or fifty articles and make a travel book. But I was writing a history of vernacular literature, and I was too busy to do so, so I put my travel notes aside.

Now I leave these six here, because it is probably impossible to write a travel book. Nineteen, three, ten, Hu Shi.