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Tik Tok Routine Q&A Tik Tok Picking up Girls Routine Dialogue Highlights

1. Today, on behalf of all girls, I ask all boys a question. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can you be my boyfriend?

2. Woman: Little brother, little brother, I'll give you a tool. Do you want it?

Man: What?

Woman: You open your hand. (After the boy opens it, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it?

Do you have a lighter?

no

Then how did you take out my heart?

4. Can you play the guitar?

no

Then how did you resonate with me?

5. Handsome guy, do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you mind having one? If so, would you mind changing it? Would you mind not changing it? Would you mind eating another one?

6. I wonder why you are so strange today.

Is it strange there?

It's beautiful! !

7. Let me ask you, handsome, which way is it?

Which way?

The way to your heart

7. Do you have a map?

What happened?

I'm lost in your eyes.

8. Can you smile at me?

Why?

I forgot to put sugar in this cup of coffee!

9. (Drinking tools together) How sweet!

Not so sweet!

I am talking about you!

10. Hey, can I show you a handsome guy?

What? _?

Look at her in the mirror.

1 1. Can you help me wash a tool?

Wash what?

(Wash) Like me.

12. Can you simulate a woodpecker?

Yes

Come on, think of my face as a tree.

13. Let me ask you a question. Do you know what the luckiest door in the world is?

Heart door?

No, it's us

14. What do you belong to?

tiger

Yes, you belong to me.

15. Do you know the meaning of Sa Na Hey Yo in Thai?

I love you

me too

16. I tell you, I don't like waiting, I only like you.

17. Are you fast?

Soon!

Can I catch up with you?

18. Do you know what I bake first when I barbecue?

Mutton kebabs, gluten

(Roast) Miss you

19. Hey, you have a mark on your forehead.

Ah, no.

Open your hair and have a look.

Give her a kiss when she pulls her hair back.

It's my lip print!

20. From today, I will continue to be a vegetarian, because you are my type.

2 1. Do you know the luckiest number?

8? 6?

None of them are wrong. It's five o'clock.

Why?

You put out your hand to have a look, (then you hold her finger tightly)

22. Do you know which of the 26 English letters I like best?

hear nothing of

I like you.

Tik Tok's Q&A Routine Love Story

1, "You have something on your face" "What? Where? " "It's my admiring eyes."

2. "Can you stop littering in the future?" "What have I lost?" "Leave me."

I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? " "I don't know." "You northern nose."

4. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" "What is it?" "Everything you said to me ~"

5. "I always do things as sure as a gun." "What?" "Just a kiss, your kiss."

6. "Can you smile?" "..." "I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

7. "I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you." "Why?" "You know, I want to give it to you every time I see something good."

8. "What's the name of the door made of wood?" "Wooden door" "What's the name of the iron door?" "Iron Gate" "What's the name of the door made of happiness" "What?" "Call us"

9. "Can you imitate a woodpecker?" "How?" "Take my face as a tree."

10, "I want to find a kind of noodles" "What noodles?" "In your heart"

1 1, "I think our friendship can only end today", "Why" and "Next we can only talk about love"

12, "Shall we exchange gifts?" "All right." "All right, I'm yours, and you are mine from now on."

13, "We are too far behind, 86,400 seconds behind" "What do you mean?" "One day short"

14, "Your legs must be very tired", "Why" and "You have been running in my head all day"

15, "Can you play the piano?" "No" "Then how did you pluck my heartstrings?"

16, "I can't be a good person or a bad person" "So" "I just want to be your sweetheart"

17, "Don't you feel bad for me?" "The heart is in your place. Whether it hurts or not, you can do it yourself. "

18 "I feel that you are so strange today?" "What's so strange?" "It looks strange!"

19, "Do you smell a little burning?" "No" "My love for you is burning."

20. "You know, I dare not move now." "Why?" "Because I am afraid that if I move, I will fall into the swamp of loving you."

2 1, "Do you know what wine I like best?" "What wine" and "forever and ever with you"

22. "Can I buy a piece of land from you?" "What land?" "Be dead set"

23. "Will you like me?" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"

24. "Do you have to come when I get married?" "Why?" "Because it would be embarrassing without a bride."

25. "May I kiss you?" "No" "What did I just tell you?" "May I kiss you?" "Well, yes."

26. "Will you like me?" "No" "Then I'll teach you!"

27. "I didn't eat chocolate or drink milk tea." "But I didn't hold back from saying good night to you."

28. "Before I met you, I had many demands for the future." "What requirements?" "After meeting you, I just need to ask you."

29. "Do you think my eyes look good?" "Good-looking." "Then do you know why it looks so good?" "Why?" "Because I have you in my eyes."

30. "Little German shepherd, little suckling dog, guess which one I am?" "The first one?" "I like people like you."

3 1, "Love or not, you give me a word-for-word answer." "Don't love" and "naughty", the answer to one word is good! Come back. "

32. "Why can compasses draw circles?" "Because. His heart has not changed. "

33. "I support you." "Why?" "Because raising pigs to get rich."

34. "Guess what constellation I am", "Gemini" and "Wrong, I made it for you"

35. "I'm afraid of you", "Why" and "Because I'm afraid of my wife"

Let me tell you a story. Well, once upon a time there were two people, I loved you and I didn't love you. I don't love who's left after you die. I love you. I love you too.

37. "I'm 9, and you?" …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………

38. "Let's play a game", "All right", "Whoever moves first in three seconds will lose", "All right" and "I lost, my heart moved"

39. "Well, will you like me?" "No" "Never mind, I can teach you."

40. "Do you know what my notes are?" "I don't know." "A line." "Why?" "Because you do what you do and love what you do."

4 1, "Do you know what my weakness is?" "You have so many shortcomings, how should I know?" "No, there is one thing you must know-that is, you are missing."

42. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why are you so heavy in my heart?"

If I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.

44. "Do you know the difference between you and a fairy?" "Where is it?" "The fairy is in the sky, and you are in my heart."

45. "I want to change my avatar." "What kind of change?" "You are like this."

46. "I had a dream last night, and now it has come true." "What dream?" "Chat with the person you like"

47. "May I ask you the way?" "Go there?" "Go to your heart!"

48. "If I like you, you have to like me." "This is called reciprocity."

49. "Who do you want to pounce on?" "It's not you anyway." "Lie to me and you will die." "I lied to you, but I didn't die."

50. "Do you know what season I like best?" "Winter?" "No, this is your season."

5 1, "Which meat do you like best, beef, pork or mutton?" "..." "I see, it must be my pride."

52. "Do you still love me when I am fat?" "Do you know what' important' means?" "What do you mean?" "The important thing is: No matter how heavy you are, I want it."

Q&A in Liao-Han Routine Dialogue

1. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.

2. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.

You are the joy of youth, read backwards.

4. What do you like? I like you. Where are you going? Fuck your heart.

Do you know what I cherish most? This is the first word of this sentence.

6. The youth you walk with is once in a lifetime.

7. If you like, I like you. If you don't, I have a unrequited love. Would you?

8. I like a person, and then what? Then she asked, and then what?

9. I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

10. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.

1 1. I want to eat, but I can't eat without you.

12. I want to be super cool, but if you chat with me, it won't be cool for a while.

13. I have something to talk to you about. About what? Fall in love.

14. I have gained weight recently, and it's all your fault. Why? Because you are so cute.

15. A good girl like me will never know who she got cheaper in the future.

16. I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?

17. Others like you, but I only like you.

18. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.

19. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.

20. Can you lend me your cup? What's the matter? Because I want to lend you my life.

2 1. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.

22. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.

23. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

24. Do you know what kind of wine I like? What wine and your everlasting?

25. Do you know how to eat this dish? Do you eat while it's hot? I will feed it to you.

26. I really want to get lost. Where does your heart want to go and how to get there?

27. I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!

28. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?

29. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.

30. I'm listening to your song, single cycle. I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle.

3 1. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.

32. Little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Me? Do you want it?

I have gained a lot of weight recently. Probably because I have you in my heart.

Pick up hot chicks Q&A Routine

1. I have bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple.

2. May I kiss you? No, what did I just say? May I kiss you? Yes

3. What have you been doing recently? Keep eating. Why are you still so thin after eating? Wait for you. ...

Can you help me wash things later? Sure, what to wash? Like me.

I don't know how to care for you when winter comes.

6. There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Have you.

7. It is said that medicine is poisonous in three parts. You are my medicine and my poison.

I wish I could meet you.

9. Looking up, I found it was moonlight, so I bowed my head and kissed me.

10. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?

1 1. What are you? You belong to me.

12. When you were here, two years seemed like two days. When you are away, two days is like two years.

13. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.

14. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?

15. Let's change our names. My name is hoe and your name is noon.

16. I like you. Do you want to consider liking me?

17. I know three people like you.

18. I've been a little busy recently. How busy are you?

19. People like you. . . . What's wrong with me? I have nothing to talk about with you except falling in love.

20. One day you wake up and find yourself in a red house with no windows, no doors and walls everywhere. Do you know where you are?