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How to enliven the atmosphere

The atmosphere needs to be driven by people. When there is a leader, the atmosphere will come alive, but this requires personal talent. Playing some games is the most effective. If you don’t have that, you can also tell some jokes, such as bad joke questions and answers, sarcastic jokes, etc.

1. One day, when you were at home, the power suddenly went out. As a last resort, You had to light a

candle, (add any plot in the middle), and then you got up to find something, and suddenly the candle went out, and you were in the dark

and bumped into the table, hurting Awesome! In this case, do you usually blame yourself for not being careful, others for setting the table randomly

, or the table being placed incorrectly? To put it simply, are you a weirdo or a monster?

2. An American lieutenant general visited a military camp in a foreign country. At the end, he spoke in front of the team. In order to liven up the atmosphere, he spent 10 minutes telling a joke that he thought was funny. It was the translator's turn to translate, and he only used three sentences. Everyone present burst into laughter. The general felt flattered. Afterwards, he asked the translator: "Why can you say such a long joke clearly in just a few words?" "That's right, General," the translator replied politely, "I don't think your jokes are that easy for people to understand. There is something wonderful about it, so I just said to them: 'The general just told a funny joke. Please laugh for a while to show your friendship.

3. At the end of Hawking's academic report. At that time, a female reporter jumped onto the podium and asked: "Mr. Hawking, the illness has locked you in a wheelchair forever. What do you think of your illness?" "

Hawking answered with a smile in a standard London accent through the synthesizer: "My fingers can still move, my brain can still think, and I can still work and study like a normal person. I don't think I have any problems. ”

The whole audience shouted in unison: “Take two steps, if you are not sick, take two steps!” "------Too cheap!!! From Zhener.com~

4. Late one night, in a girls' dormitory, a girl was taking a shower. Suddenly there was a cold wind and a The female ghost floated over from the other direction of the bathroom... and floated behind the girl... The female ghost patted her on the shoulder and said: Miss, look, I have no face! !

Girl: What’s so big about that?

Female ghost: What do you mean?

The girl turned around and said to the female ghost: Look, I have no breasts!