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Humorous jokes of Mid-Autumn Festival
Duanzi 1:
The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, and the leaders are consoling the patients in the mental hospital. After handing out mooncakes to a patient, the leader said with a smile, this is delicious, don't give it to others! ? The patient gave the leader a white look: Do you think I am a fool? It's crazy to give delicious food to others!
The second part:
Xiao Wang took advantage of the Mid-Autumn Festival and went on a blind date with the matchmaker. He saw the girl in a corner of the park. The matchmaker asked him: How does this girl feel? ? He said:? If only I had seen her a year earlier. ? The matchmaker said with a smile. Oh, it was a short meeting. ? He said:? I mean, I met her a year ago. She may not be that old. ?
The third part:
On the Mid-Autumn Festival, a man and his girlfriend are going to the rooftop to enjoy the moon and be romantic. As a result, they found it was cloudy and couldn't see the moon, so they kept staring at his girlfriend's face. Girlfriend thought she was fascinated by herself and asked coquetry. what are you reading? ? He said:? There is no moon in the sky, but your face is very big. When I admire the moon today, look at your face. ?
The above are humorous jokes, which can help everyone to enliven the atmosphere. You can take this good opportunity to have a try.
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