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Watches and TVs are a fairy tale
Watches and Wall Clocks
Once upon a time, in the living room of a very beautiful small villa, a beautifully decorated wall clock hung on the white wall. There was a comfortable sofa here. Antique coffee table. On the coffee table, there is an exquisite, beautiful, small and exquisite watch.
There are often guests coming and going in the host's home. Whenever guests come, they always notice the big clock hanging on the wall. People say: "What a beautiful big clock. It's so luxurious!" After hearing this, Gua Zhong couldn't help but feel complacent: So I'm so beautiful and so popular! One day when the owner was not at home, the wall clock proudly said to the watch: "Little brother, who are you?" The watch happily replied: "Like you, I am also a clock, telling people the time!" The wall clock listened. , his face changed drastically. I was very dissatisfied: What kind of gadget is this? Is it worthy of being used as a clock? How luxurious I am, but it is so small, so inconspicuous, not even one-tenth of mine, hum. So, the watch couldn't restrain the anger in his heart, and angrily said to the watch: "Hey, who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? You are not worthy to be a member of our watch family. You are not as beautiful, beautiful, and practical as me." "After hearing what Wall Clock said, Watch said calmly: "Brother, please calm down your anger first. We are from the same family and have the same blood. We are made by the same company." After hearing this, Wall Clock was disdainful. Yi Gu: "Just you? How is it possible that you are from the same family as me? We can't be compared..." Watching this, he thought to himself: Friend, why can't you be more modest?
One day, the host accepted a friend's invitation to go to Guilin, which is commonly known as "Guilin's landscape is the best in the world". When packing his luggage, the host said: "Oh, you can't live without a watch when you go out." Listen to the wall clock He was very happy and felt that the master would definitely take him there, so he waved to the master and said: "Master, master, take me there, I will control the time for you." The master glanced at the watch and sighed. He took a breath and said, "You are too old and too heavy. I can't take you out." When Wall clock heard this, his heart dropped for the most part. At this time, the watch, which had always been unknown, said: "Master, can I? I can tell the time for you." The master looked at the watch and said happily: "Great, the watch can be worn on the wrist, how convenient it is!" "The owner said as he put the watch into his pocket. At this time, the watch poked its head out of the pocket and said to the wall clock: "Friend, although you are very luxurious and beautiful, you are big and suitable for hanging on the wall, while I am very small and easy to carry. We each have our own advantages." "Chief." After hearing these words, Guangmiao stopped talking. He blushed and lowered his head.
Hang Miao said: "I understand, everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses. We should not laugh at others, but should use our own strengths and do our own work well. To serve the master better."
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