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Fable stories in the workplace
"Come on, I'll show you what heaven is." God led the man to another room: everything here was basically the same as the last room. A pot of soup, a group of people, the same long-handled spoon. The difference is that all the people here are full of energy and singing happily.
"Why is this happening?" The man asked inexplicably, "Why are people in heaven so happy and people in hell so miserable with the same treatment and conditions?"
God smiled and said, "It's actually very simple. People in heaven will feed others with their own spoons, but people in hell will not do so. "
Workplace fable 2 A crow was resting in a tree with a piece of meat in its mouth, and a fox came under the tree.
The crow thought, he must be flattering me again. I can't be fooled by him this time. I don't care what he says.
Who knows, the fox began to curse: "you smelly bitch, the wind stinks ten miles!" " Wearing mourning clothes is disgusting! And your broken voice is worse than donkey barking 100 times! "
The crow didn't expect the fox to do this. Listen, he was so angry that he started fighting all over. As soon as she opened her mouth to scold, the meat fell out of her mouth, and the fox ran away with the meat in his mouth.
The crow sighed, "It seems that you should keep a clear head and can't resist flattery or abuse!" "
The moral of this story:
Professional life, regardless of excessive praise or criticism, is easy to make people emotional and lose their basic judgment. There are many examples of impulse leading to big mistakes, so how can the latecomers not think twice!
Workplace fable 3 Love your job
There is an old man in the tribe. He sat leisurely under a big tree, enjoying the cool while weaving a straw hat. The finished straw hat will be lined up in front of him for tourists to choose. The straw hat he weaves is very unique in shape and ingenious in color matching, which makes tourists stop to buy it.
At this time, a shrewd businessman saw the straw hat woven by the old man, and his brain suddenly opened wide. He thought: if such a beautiful straw hat is shipped to America, I can guarantee that it will sell at a good price and earn at least ten times the profit.
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but say excitedly to the old man, "Friend, how much is this straw hat?" "Ten dollars each." The old man smiled at him and went on knitting his straw hat. His leisurely manner really makes people feel that he is not working, but enjoying a wonderful mood.
"God, if I buy 65,438+10,000 straw hats and sell them in China, I will definitely make a fortune." Businessmen are ecstatic and can't help feeling smug about their business genius.
So the businessman said to the old man, "If I order 10000 straw hats from you, how much will you give me for each straw hat?"
He thought the old man would be very happy, but he frowned and said, "In that case, 20 yuan will win."
Want each 20 yuan, which he has never heard of since he was in business. "Why?" The businessman shouted at the old man. The old man spoke his mind: "It is a pleasure for me to knit straw hats under this big tree without any burden, but if I want to knit 1000 identical straw hats, I have to work day and night, which is not only tired, but also a mental burden." Shouldn't you pay me more? "
Revelation:
As the old man said, when work can't be a pleasure but a monotonous cycle, it will really make people feel bored, but we still have to work hard for specific interests. But "who do you work for" is a question that needs your careful consideration. Only those who really love their jobs are truly happy jobs.
Workplace fable story 4 instinct
Mr. and Mrs. Brown, descendants of Jews, and their children live in a small house near London. Sometimes Mr. Brown comes home late from work. When his wife and children were asleep, he opened the front door of the house with his own key and walked into the house quietly.
One night, when he came home late, he lost his key, so he had to ring the doorbell in the house, but nothing happened inside. He rang the doorbell again, but there was still no movement in the room. In desperation, Mr. Brown had to knock on the bedroom window and shout at his awake wife. Finally, he stopped, thought for a moment, and then held his nose to imitate the child's voice and shouted, "Mom! I have to pee! " Although he spoke softly, Mrs. Brown woke up at once.
The key to management enlightenment management is to manage people, which is a knowledge of letting others do things for you. In the management of enterprises, it is enough for different situations and different people to help you do things well. Just find the string that can touch their nerves.
Where's the groundhog?
A Jewish tycoon once told a story to several young people who expected to succeed in business: three hunting dogs chased a woodchuck, and the woodchuck got into a tree hole. There was only one exit from the tree hole, but in a short time, a rabbit actually got out of the tree hole. The rabbit ran fast and climbed up another big tree. The rabbit lost its foothold in the tree in a hurry and fell down, stunned three hounds looking up. At last, the rabbit escaped.
After the story was finished, the Jewish tycoon asked, "What happened to this story?" "Rabbits can't climb trees!" The young man protested. "How can a rabbit stun three hounds at the same time?" Another young man raised such a question. It was not until no one could find fault with it anymore that the Jewish tycoon said, "There is one more question that you didn't mention. Where is the groundhog? "
The goal of management enlightenment is the foundation, and any work must be centered on the goal. Only by focusing on your goals can you succeed in your career. However, many people tend to put all their attention on the "rabbit" who has developed to half of the enterprise, and throw the original goal outside the cloud nine.
Workplace fable 5 On the African prairie, three thin puppies are fighting for their lives with a tall zebra.
At first glance, it is almost impossible for three weak puppies to be rivals of the big zebra. But the reality is that a puppy bit the zebra's tail, no matter how the zebra's tail shook, it still stuck; A puppy bites a zebra's ear. No matter how the zebra shakes its head, it won't let go. A slightly stronger puppy bit a zebra's leg, and no matter how the zebra kicked it, it didn't dare to slack off.
Soon, under the attack of three puppies Qi Xin, the "behemoth" zebra finally collapsed to the ground and became food for the three puppies.
Revelation:
As long as the measures are effective, the sparrow crashes into the plane. Within the organization, a very important function of managers is to scientifically divide the work and make the best allocation of personnel according to the actual situation. Only when every employee is clear about his/her job responsibilities and does his/her job, will there be no such undesirable phenomena as buck passing. On the contrary, if someone in the team makes up the number, it will not only bring the loss of wages to the enterprise, but also lead to the overall decline of the company's work efficiency, and even collapse like a zebra in the fierce competition.
One day, the city zoo found that the kangaroo had escaped from its cage, so they held a meeting to discuss the problem and agreed that the height of the cage was too low. So they decided to raise the height of the cage from 10 meter to 20 meters. As a result, the next day they found that kangaroos were still running outside, so they decided to raise the height to 30 meters again. Unexpectedly, the next day, they saw kangaroos running outside. The manager was so nervous that he decided not to do anything and raised the height of the cage to 100 meters. One day a giraffe was chatting with some kangaroos. "Do you think these people will continue to keep your cage?" Asked the giraffe. "It's hard to say." Kangaroo said, "If they keep forgetting to close the door!" "
Revelation: In fact, many people are like this. They only know that there is a problem, but they can't grasp the core and foundation of the problem.
Workplace fable 7 1. A crow sits leisurely in a tree every day. A rabbit saw it and asked, "Can I sit there doing nothing every day like you?" The crow replied, "Of course." As a result, the rabbit sat under the tree and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
The moral of this story is: If you want to sit there doing nothing, you must sit very, very high.
2. A turkey and a bull are chatting. "I really want to go to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I have no strength." "Then why don't you eat some of my shit?" The bull replied, "It is rich in nutrition." The turkey ate a piece of cow dung and found that it really made itself strong enough to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more cow dung, the turkey reached the second branch of the tree. Finally, two weeks later, the turkey stood proudly at the top of the tree. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before a farmer targeted him and shot down the turkey very neatly.
The moral of this story is: Cow dung may get you to the top, but it can't keep you there forever.
A bird is flying to the south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze, fell from the sky and landed in a large farmland. When it was lying in the field, a cow came and took a shit on it. The frozen bird is lying in the pile of cow dung, feeling so warm. Cow dung, slow it down! It lay there, warm and happy, and soon began to sing happily. A passing cat heard the birds singing and came over to find out. Following the sound, the cat found the bird lying on the cow dung and quickly dug it out and ate it!
The moral of this story is: not everyone who shits on you is your enemy; Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit pile is your friend. Moreover, when you are stuck in a deep pile of shit, you should keep quiet and think calmly about how to get out of danger.
Workplace fable story 8 1: Has your heart passed the door?
On the wedding night, when the groom excitedly unveiled the bride's veil, the shy bride was looking down at the ground and suddenly pointed with a smile and said, "Look, look, look, the mouse is eating your rice."
The next morning, the groom still slept soundly. When the bride got up, she saw the mouse eating rice and shouted angrily, Damn mouse! Dare to steal my rice! A shoe flew by, and the groom woke up and couldn't help laughing.
This story has no other meaning, just want to ask those new employees and even some old employees who have worked for two or three years, why did they choose this job in the first place? Since I chose this job, why can't I go through the door physically, but I can't go through the door psychologically?
Newcomers often find the company's problems easily, because onlookers see clearly. The question is, do you understand and actively correct these shortcomings and loopholes with ridicule, complaint, anger and accusation, or with the host's mentality?
Ask yourself, have our hearts really passed?
Story 2: Do you go all out or go all out?
One day, the hunter went hunting with his hounds. As soon as the hunter shot the rabbit in the hind leg, the injured rabbit began to run like hell. The hound also chased the rabbit under the hunter's instructions.
But after a while, the rabbit disappeared, and the hound had to return to the hunter angrily. The hunter began to scold the hound: "You are so useless that you can't even catch an injured rabbit!" " "The hound replied unconvinced," I tried my best! " "
What's more, the rabbit ran back to the hole with an injury, and his brothers all gathered around and asked him in surprise, "That hunting dog is so fierce!" " You're hurt again. How can you escape it? ""I've tried my best, I'm trying my best! It didn't catch up with me and was scolded at most. If it didn't run with all its strength, I would die! "
People have great potential, but we often make excuses for ourselves or others: "Whatever, we have tried our best."
In fact, it is far from enough to do the best, especially in this era of fierce competition and crisis. I often ask myself, am I the best hound or the best rabbit today?
Story 3: Gravel and Gold
A group of businessmen were riding camels in the desert when suddenly a mysterious voice came from the air: "Grab a handful of gravel and put it in your pocket, and it will turn into gold." Some people disdain it and don't believe it at all. Some people are skeptical and grab a handful and put it in a bag. Some people believe all this and try their best to grab handfuls of gravel and put them in big bags. They continued on their way. People who have no gravel walk easily, while those who have gravel walk heavily.
Many days passed and they walked out of the desert. The man who caught the gravel opened his pocket and was delighted to find that the thick and heavy gravel turned into gold on Huang Cancan.
I thought about it many times, but I never understood the moral of the story.
Gradually understand that in the long life, time and responsibility are like gravel on the ground. Only those who firmly seize the opportunity and dare to take responsibility can turn these ordinary rough gravel into precious gold. People who don't seize the opportunity and don't want to take responsibility are relaxed and natural, but the long life will be bleak and bumpy, and will never shine like gold.
More importantly, many employees think that the boss is drawing cakes, and his work attitude is negative and negligent. He seeks no merit but no fault. He thinks the boss can't take care of him. Once this cake arrives, no one will benefit. Instead of looking at other people's pockets full of gold, ask yourself, how many gravel did I catch today?
In fact, life is most afraid of a word "mixed"! With a mixed mind, it seems clever, relaxed and stress-free. However, in the unconscious mixing, I lost my youth, lost my energy, lost my passion, lost my reputation, and finally got nothing!
Working in any enterprise, you are not working for the boss, you are working for your future and accumulating experience and wealth for yourself. The boss just provides you with a platform to show your life value and career opportunities. Learn to respect this platform, your boss and your colleagues. Don't harm everyone's interests for personal benefit.
A group of mice held a meeting to study how to deal with cat attacks. A mouse who is considered clever suggested hanging a bell around the cat's neck. In this way, when the cat walks, the bell will ring, so that the mouse who hears the bell can run away in time. Everyone agrees that this is a good idea. But who will hang the bell for the cat? How to hang it? As soon as these questions were asked, the mice were speechless.
Scientific and reasonable strategic deployment is the premise of implementation! If the strategy is divorced from reality, it is impossible to implement it. All the details of a project are thought out, but no one has finished the project, so it is better not to do it.
Lesson 1 After his wife has taken a bath, a man is going to take a bath in the bathroom. At this moment, the doorbell rang.
The wife quickly wrapped herself in a bath towel and rushed to the door.
When she opened the door, her neighbor Bob stood there.
Before she could speak, Bob said, "If you take off your bath towel, I will give you 800 dollars."
After thinking for a while, the woman took off her bath towel and stood naked in front of Bob. A few seconds later, Bob handed her $800 and left.
The woman wrapped the bath towel again and went back to the house.
When she went into the bathroom, her husband asked her, "Who is it?"
"It's neighbor Bob." She answered.
"Oh," said the husband, "did he mention that he still owes me $800?"
Moral of the story: sharing important information with shareholders in the same boat in time will avoid unnecessary exposure.
Lesson 2 A salesman, a clerk and their manager found an old oil lamp on their way to lunch.
They rubbed the oil lamp and an elf jumped out.
The genie said, "I can grant each of you a wish."
"I come first! I'll come first! " The clerk said, "I want to go to the Bahamas, drive a speedboat and be isolated from the world."
Shu! She flew away.
"It's my turn! It's my turn! " The salesman said, "I want to go to Hawaii, lie on the beach, have a personal masseur, have a free refill of iced juice rum, and have the love of my life."
Shu! He flew away.
"Well, it's your turn." The genie said to the manager.
The manager replied, "I want those two idiots to come back to work immediately after lunch!" " "
Moral of the story: always let your boss speak first.
Lesson 3 An eagle is sitting in a big tree, resting and doing nothing.
A little rabbit saw the eagle and asked it, "Can I sit and do nothing like you?"
The eagle replied, "Yes, why not?"
So the rabbit sat on the ground under the eagle and rested. Suddenly, a fox appeared. It jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: If you want to do nothing, you must sit in a very, very high position.
Lesson 4 A bird flies to the south for the winter. It's cold. It froze and landed on a piece of ground.
While it was lying there, a cow came and shit on it.
The frozen bird lay in the dunghill and began to feel warm.
Cow dung really warmed it.
It lay on the warm cow dung, very happy and began to sing.
A passing cat heard birds chirping and rushed to see what had happened.
Following the sound, it found the bird under the cow dung and quickly dragged it out and ate it.
Moral of the story: (1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who drags you out of the dunghill is your friend.
(3) When you are stuck in the dunghill, you'd better keep your mouth shut.
Workplace fable 1 1 Once, an old robber took his apprentice to rob a bank and was chased by the police. The two men ran away like crazy and almost ran away with their pants. I finally got rid of pol.ice, and they were out of breath and collapsed on the ground.
For a long time, the shock subsided, and the disciple said, "Master, Master, if only there were no pol.ice in this world!" Master scolded 1, "let go! If there were no police, would we still have food? ! "The apprentice is very confused. Master said earnestly, "You only know one thing, but you don't know the other! Think about it, if there were no police, would everyone dare to steal and rob? It is precisely because of these policies that we have blocked those who have the ability, and we have room for survival! What are we compared with them? What skills do you have? Don't we make a living by motivating thieves to do things they dare not do? Police! We're here! Without pol.ice, where can we live a good life! "
You see how wonderful successful people are, but you only see one side, but you don't see the other. You "only saw the thief eating meat, but didn't see the thief being beaten", and you didn't see the sweat, tears and even blood they shed for success! Even if you see a thief being beaten, you are only willing to be a thief who only eats meat without being beaten. There is nothing so cheap in the world! We can learn from the experience of the old robber above. As long as you have a little courage and self-confidence, it is enough to break through the physical and psychological barriers. (Excerpted from "You are a Million Soldiers")
Workplace fable 12 Bowl and Pot When a bowl is at leisure, talk to the pot beside it about your feelings: "Stop joking, man, I really admire you!"
"What's the matter, suddenly so sentimental?" Basin question.
"I watched for a long time, you are better than me! Just say that you take things like oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, etc., and you don't take much more than me! In the sun, be a shadow, yours are bigger than mine! "
The washbasin asked it with a wry smile, "Since you are good at observing, I wonder if you have noticed that which of us left obvious water stains on the bottom table?"
"Of course it's you!" Bowl said.
"Brother, you didn't delve into it, just because my pressure is greater than yours," said Pen. You, be content! "
After a tree was unearthed in the forest, it soon became tall and upright. It pursues progress wholeheartedly and sets itself a goal: "I want to be a pillar!" " "
Single-minded people are often too focused on their own ideals, and it is inevitable that they have not dealt with this matter, and it is inevitable that they have not communicated. The surrounding trees pay attention to "human relations", so everyone began to resent it.
At the foot, trees are wrapped around the tangled "pillar" of this root; In the air, the trees all bent down and leaned forward, covering this "pillar" in unison.
So, after a long time, a carpenter looking for "pillars" came to this forest. After reading it, he shook his head and said to his disciples, "Let's cut all the firewood and open up another forest quickly!" "
Destroying capable people is sometimes destroying a collective.
Workplace fable 13 1. A crow sat in a tree and did nothing all day. A little rabbit saw the crow and asked, "Can I sit there doing nothing all day like you?" The crow replied, "Of course, why not?" So the rabbit sat under the tree and began to rest. Suddenly, a fox appeared. The fox jumped on the rabbit … and ate it.
The moral of this story is: If you want to sit there doing nothing, you must sit very, very high.
2。 A turkey and a bull are talking. "I really want to go to the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I have no strength." "Then why don't you eat some of my feces?" The bull replied, "It is rich in nutrition." The turkey ate a piece of cow dung and found that it really made itself strong enough to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more cow dung, the turkey reached the second branch of the tree. Finally, two weeks later, the turkey stood proudly at the top of the tree. Unfortunately, it wasn't long before a farmer targeted him and shot down the turkey very neatly.
The moral of this story is: Cow dung may get you to the top, but it can't keep you there forever.
3。 A bird is flying south for the winter. It was so cold that the bird froze, fell from the sky and landed in a large farmland. When it was lying in the field, a cow came and took a shit on it. The frozen bird is lying in the pile of cow dung, feeling so warm. Cow dung, slow it down! It lay there, warm and happy, and soon began to sing happily. A passing cat heard the birds singing and came over to find out. Following the sound, the cat found the bird lying on the cow dung and quickly dug it out and ate it!
The moral of this story is: not everyone who shits on you is your enemy; Not everyone who pulls you out of the shit pile is your friend. Moreover, when you are stuck in a deep pile of shit, you should keep quiet and think calmly about how to get out of danger.
Fables in the workplace 14 charcoal burner and cloth bleach
The charcoal burner manages a house. When he saw a cloth drifter move to live next to him, he went up to persuade him to live happily with him and explained that it was more intimate, convenient and economical. The bleaching man replied, "Maybe what you said is true, but that's impossible, because everything I bleach will be dyed black by you."
This story shows that different kinds of people are difficult to get along with.
Wind and sun
The north wind and the sun are arguing about who has more energy. They decide who can make pedestrians take off their clothes and win. The north wind blew hard from the beginning, and pedestrians on the road wrapped their clothes tightly. When the wind saw this, it blew even harder. Pedestrians are shivering with cold. Put on more clothes. Tired of the wind, he gave way to the sun. At first, the sun shone gently on pedestrians, and they took off their extra clothes. Then the strong sunlight of the sun shone on the earth, and pedestrians began to sweat and gradually could not stand it. They took off their clothes and jumped into the nearby river to take a bath.
This story shows that persuasion is often more effective than coercion.
Lions and farmers in love
The lion fell in love with the farmer's daughter and proposed to her. The farmer couldn't bear to marry his daughter to the wild animal, but he was afraid of the lion. He couldn't refuse for a while, so he used his quick wits and came up with a plan. When the lion came to ask the farmer again, he said that he thought it was appropriate for the lion to marry his daughter, but the lion must first pull out his teeth and cut off his claws, otherwise he could not marry his daughter, because the girl was afraid of these things. The lion was blinded by greed and accepted the farmer's request easily. From then on, the farmer looked down on the lion and was not afraid of it. When the lion came again, the farmer hit him with a stick and tied him up.
This story shows that some people are easy to believe what others say and abandon their own unique advantages. Therefore, they are easily defeated by those who were afraid of them.
The blind and the little beast
Blind people are good at touching all kinds of animals with their hands, and they know what animals they are when they touch them. A man brought a little wolf, let him touch it and tell it what it is. He touched the little beast and said, "I'm not sure if this is a fox or a wolf." But one thing I know very well is that it is always unsafe to let this animal into the sheepfold. "
The story is that bad habits can be learned in years and hours.
A deer with one eye.
A blind deer came to the seaside to eat grass. He watched the landing land with his good eyes to guard against the hunter's attack, and his blind eyes pointed to the sea. He thinks there will be no danger beyond the sea. Unexpectedly, someone passed by here by boat from the sea, saw the deer and shot it with an arrow. When he died, he said to himself, "I'm really unlucky." I am on guard against the landing side, but the maritime side I trust has brought me disaster. "
The story is that the facts are often contrary to our expectations. We think dangerous things are safe, but we think safe things are more dangerous.
Thirsty crow
The crow was so thirsty that he flew to a pitcher. There is not much water in the pitcher. He tried his best, but he still couldn't drink it.
So he pushed with all his strength, trying to push the jar down and pour out the water, but the pitcher couldn't move. At this time, Wu
The crow remembered the method he had used and threw the stone in his mouth into the pitcher. With the increase of stones, the water in the pitcher gradually decreases.
Gradually rise. Finally, the crow drank the water happily and relieved his thirst.
This story shows that wisdom often trumps strength.
The fox and the grapes
The hungry fox saw a string of crystal clear grapes hanging on the grape rack, and his mouth watered. He wants to pick it and eat it, but he can't. After watching it for a while, he left helplessly. As he walked, he comforted himself and said, "This grape is not ripe yet. It must be sour."
That is to say, some people are too weak to do things, so the time is not ripe.
Once upon a time, there was a big stone in a family's garden, about 40 cm wide and 10 cm high. People who go to the garden will accidentally touch that big stone, either falling or scratching. The son asked, "Dad, why don't you dig up that disgusting stone?"
Dad replied, "that stone has been there since your grandfather's time." It's too big. I don't know when to dig. It is better to walk carefully and exercise your reaction ability. "
After a few years, this big stone was left to the next generation. At that time, my son married a daughter-in-law and became a father. One day, the daughter-in-law said angrily, "Dad, the bigger the stones in the garden, the more I look at them, the less pleasing to the eye. Please ask someone to move another day. "
Dad still replied like this: "Forget it! That big stone is heavy. If I could move, I moved when I was a child. How can I stay until now? "
Daughter-in-law was very unhappy because that stone made her fall many times. The next morning, the daughter-in-law took a hoe and a bucket of water and poured the whole bucket of water around the big stone. She made up her mind to pry out the stone and move it even if it took three days and two nights. 10 minutes later, the daughter-in-law used a hoe to loosen the soil around the big stone. But no one expected that a few minutes later, she pried the stone open and dug it out. Look at the size. The stone was not as big as expected, and it was deceived by its huge appearance.
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