Credit card joke

Shop assistant: Are you going to buy it or not, sir? Xiao Ming: Is this product on sale? Shop assistant: you can get a 50% discount if you want to buy it, and a discount if you don't want to buy it. Xiaoming: How can I get a discount if I don't buy it? Shop assistant: I'll hit you if you don't buy it. Xiao Ming: T_T, then I'd better buy it.

A shopping center has just opened nearby. There are many discounts and promotions. I asked my husband to accompany me. My husband said, "Even if you don't call me, I will accompany you."

I left happily. He said, "This month's expenses will exceed the standard. Can I not supervise you? "

3. One day in the New World Center, two women passed the jewelry counter, and a shopping guide greeted them: Welcome to Enzo Jewelry. A lady was surprised. What brand is it? Another lady proudly said that this is a "hard elbow" brand with no discount!

4. When a governor went to the temple, the monk called the fortune teller a supernatural spirit and took out a stack of symbols to burn. He said: I burned 7749 symbols for you, each 100 yuan, with a discount of 4000 yuan. He also said that Bodhisattva would not bargain and had no cash to swipe her card. The governor took out a check, filled in 4000 yuan, took out a lighter and lit it. He said to the monk, master, the bodhisattva can receive it in just one working day! The monk sighed: Who can cheat the bank president?

5. What is an investment bank? "An investment bank rookie asked, what is an investment bank?" The elder took some rotten fruits and asked him, "How are you going to sell these fruits?"

The rookie thought for a long time and said, "I'll get rid of it at a discount at the market price." The elder shook his head, picked up the fruit knife, peeled off the rotten fruit, cut it into pieces and made a beautiful fruit platter.

6.amazon sells books at a discount. Entering electronic coupons can save 20% of 100. A student asked me, "How to use this coupon? When the deliveryman delivers the goods home, I can save 20 by giving him the number of the electronic coupon. "

7. My sister and I went shopping and went to JUSCO to sell ginseng. I said, "Hey, why is this ginseng so cheap?" My sister gave me a dirty look at once. When I arrived through the rainbow, the door said discount. I said excitedly and loudly: "Wow, the robbery (discount)! ! ! "My sister pretends not to know me. . . .

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