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Hydrogen monoxide

Hydrogen peroxide H2O, the chemical formula of water molecule is H2O.

How stupid are we to play tricks on hydrogen peroxide? 20 13-07-28 23: 17:06

Hydrogen monoxide (DHMO, H2O) was once used as an alias for water in a prank, trying to show people that people believe in unilateral analysis, but they are intimidated by those who engage in pseudoscience and spread panic everywhere. This prank emphasizes many negative effects of water, such as rust and drowning leading to death, blames these "hazards" on water, and calls on people to agree to ban the use of this compound.

This prank was put forward by Eric Lechner and Lars Norpchen in 1990 and modified by Craig Jackson in 1994. 1997, 14-year-old student Nathan Zohner made a speech entitled "How stupid are we?" This paper has aroused widespread concern about hydrogen monoxide.

Craig Jackson first posted a version of this prank online:

Hazards of hydrogen monoxide include:

Also known as "hydroxy acid", it is the main component of acid rain;

It can promote soil erosion;

It can promote the greenhouse effect;

It is the cause of corrosion;

Excessive intake may lead to various discomforts;

Long-term contact between skin and its solid form will cause serious tissue damage;

Inhalation into the lungs can be fatal;

In the gas state, it can cause serious burns;

This substance has been found in the tumors of incurable cancer patients;

People who are addicted to this substance will die if they leave 168 hours;

Being invited to a high place often consumes physical strength or electricity;

Plunge mankind into war;

Despite this danger, hydrogen monoxide is usually used to:

All kinds of cruel animal research;

The US Navy has a secret hydrogen peroxide transmission network;

Rivers and lakes all over the world are polluted by hydrogen peroxide;

Often used in combination with pesticides; Agricultural products are still polluted by this substance after washing;

Additives in some "junk food" and other foods;

Part of a known carcinogen;

In order to make profits, some slaughterhouses add excessive hydrogen peroxide to meat, which harms the interests of consumers.

However, the government and many enterprises still use hydrogen peroxide in large quantities, regardless of its extremely dangerous characteristics.

The chemical molecular formula of water molecules is H2O, which means that each molecule contains two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.

In Latin, the prefix "di-" means two, and the prefix "mono-" means one. "Oxide" refers to the compound of oxygen. Literally, hydrogen monoxide means "two hydrogens and one oxygen", which is consistent with the chemical formula. Although "monooxidation" is only a standard chemical term, "monooxidation" is easily associated with highly toxic carbon monoxide.

Due to the changing characteristics of hydrogen atoms, water can also be understood as hydroxide (OH? ) and hydrogen hydrate (H3O+). This makes water both an acid and an alkali, and it is a good solvent.

In the scientific community, water still has different names, including hydrogen oxide, hydroxide, basic name hydrogen hydroxide, and some acidic names, such as hydroxy acid and hydroxy acid. In addition, the original published "hydroxy acid" is actually slightly inappropriate because it does not conform to the naming rules of acids. In addition, some people have given water names such as μ-dihydrogen oxide and dihydrogen hydroxide.

According to the naming rules of inorganic chemistry issued by IUPAC in 2005, there is no single correct chemical name for water. [3] The principle of chemical naming is that people who hear or read chemical names will not confuse the substances represented by chemical names; In other words, a name only applies to one substance. A substance does not necessarily need a single name, but the acceptable names are limited. For water, "water" is one of the acceptable names; Although this is not a systematic or international name, it also refers to a single substance. In addition, another name suggested by IUPAC is siloxane.

However, names such as "hydrogen monoxide", "hydrogen oxide" and "hydrogen hydroxide" are generally not used in formal scientific occasions; However, in the scientific field, special kinds of water can be distinguished, such as distilled water, deionized water or heavy water.

On April 12, 14, China Central Television news channel Oriental Time and Space program "Fact Finding" quoted a prank post posted by users of Guoshu. com. "Overnight water contains zero alcohol, oxyphenol, hydrogen peroxide and other chemicals, which can enter the blood circulation and affect almost every physiological reaction of the human body." Content (although this post is in the humorous joke column "Geeks' jokes are low" of Shell. com), and take this as a rumor for serious discussion and refutation. The author of the prank post had to publish an article to clarify that he didn't make a rumor.

20 12 During the London Olympic Games, China swimmer Ye was found not guilty after being questioned about taking stimulants, and netizens made up a post "Coach Ye admitted taking hydrogen peroxide". Some netizens, including Zhu Gengshen, a professor at China Institute of Environmental Management, believed this and commented on it. Professor Zhu Gengshen's academic level was questioned.