Boring and humorous sentences (humorous and self-deprecating sentences with high emotional intelligence)

First, the problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is that I am poor.

Second, I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

Third, although I was poor before, I was happy. I am different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

Fourth, it's really boring. Buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

5. What's with being fat? No money. Why? It is non-mainstream. Why? So I will look up and show you that I am not only short and poor, but also ugly.

I am a bird, I can't fly high, because the cage is too high!

Seven, Journey to the West tells us that the demon city with background was rescued by the leader, and those without background were killed by a stick!

Eight, the same bottle of drink, convenience store five dollars, five-star hotel sixty dollars, many times a person's value depends on his location.

9. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

Ten, the iron pestle can be ground into needles, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

XI. What is the phobia of choice? Not just because of poverty; What is indecision? Because of cowardice.

Twelve, I am not RMB, how can everyone like me?

Thirteen, you said you would wait for me to come back, and you did it. You found someone to wait with.

Fourteen, if you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

I don't care if my friends are black, because none of them are as black as me.

Sixteen, rich people are uncles! But there are even more people who owe money and don't pay it back!

Seventeen, after ten years of continuous efforts and struggle, I finally changed from an ignorant teenager to an ignorant youth.

Eighteen, the two main reasons why I can't finish my homework are sitting next to me, holding a mobile phone in my hand.

Nineteen, when the Chinese exam, I always feel that I am British; When I took the English exam, I felt I was from China. I found myself an alien when I took the math exam!

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, at least your judgment is right.

2 1. Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!

22. Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam. I'm hiding my power. Have you ever seen the landlord blow it up as soon as he got started?

I like wasting money very much, but I have no money, so I can only choose to waste time, because time is money. A waste of time is procrastination. You see, I'm procrastinating on the surface, but I'm actually showing off my wealth.

Poverty limits so many things, why not limit my weight?

Twenty-five, when I was a child, I was called turtle grandson by my grandmother. When I grew up, I was called rabbit by my mother and single dog by others. About the animal history of a person's life.

26. Today, a foreigner asked me for directions. I exchanged English with him and it was a draw. He doesn't understand what I said, and neither do I.