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Ask for a movie name! I only remember a little plot! Starring Pan Changjiang

Title: Decai Yang personals Type: Comedy Release Date: 65438+February 2005.

Producer: Song Zude Director: Haitao Feng Producer: Guangdong Song Zude Film and Television Culture Communication Co., Ltd. Publisher: Guangdong Songzhumei Audio and Video Products Co., Ltd.

Pan Changjiang plays Decai Yang, Liu Yingxiu, Song Zude, Yu Zhen, Yang Tongban, Jiangnan, Li Qinqin, Niu Da Liang Danni, Jiang Ruhua, Li Zilan, Mimi Ma Shuliang and director Wu.

Decai Yang worked hard in big cities since childhood and became the boss of a large real estate company by his own efforts. Although he is worth over 100 million yuan, he is still alone at the age of 38 because he knows nothing about fashion and is not good at dealing with women. In order not to worry his mother who lives in the country, he always lied to her that he was married, but the old lady didn't know what was going on, saying that she would go to town to see her daughter-in-law in a month. Anxious Decai Yang decided to spread out his hands and find a woman to play daughter-in-law to fool his mother, in order to muddle through. However, the people who came back made Decai Yang laugh and cry ... In desperation, Decai Yang had to go to the marriage agency and promised to pay a lot of money as long as he could find the right person. When the big business came, Wang Chengen, the boss, immediately sent Liu Yingxiu, who had the strongest ability to handle affairs, instructing him to do things by hook or by crook at any cost. Fast sleeve quickly arranged several blind date opportunities. Decai Yang, however, has no taste in clothes, speaks rustically and hides his identity. He always makes a chicken fly a dog to jump on a date and is full of jokes ... After repeated efforts, some disheartened Decai Yang intends to give up. Wang Can Cheng En let the big fish get away? He secretly instructed Liu Yingxiu. If Decai Yang is really muddy and can't help the wall, he will have to come up with a killer. ...

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Many years ago, Decai Yang, whose family was poor and couldn't afford the tuition, left his hometown and came to this city as a construction worker. With his diligence, sureness, loyalty and extraordinary business sensitivity, he is now the boss of a large real estate company. Although his net worth is over 100 million yuan, he still maintains the simplicity and low-key of the original farmer and is not good at dealing with women. For these reasons, he is still single at the age of 38. In this regard, Decai Yang didn't care, and his mind was devoted to business. Until one day, Decai Yang received a phone call from his mother. My mother has been living in the country. Because of her poor health, she has never been to the city to see her son. She always wanted to have grandchildren, but Decai Yang couldn't bear to worry her old mother, so she lied to her that she was married. Now the old mother doesn't know what's wrong, saying that she will come to the city to see her daughter-in-law in a month. Decai Yang was wrong and didn't know how to explain it at that time. Through the introduction of my cousin, Decai Yang met Wang Chengen, the chairman of "Xieliangyuan Marriage Company". Wang Chengen contemplating the big business in Decai Yang must be done, so he immediately took out a set of detailed and thorough plans and sent Liu Yingxiu, the most capable salesman in the matchmaking agency, to serve Decai Yang. Seven years ago, 20-year-old Liu Ying Sleeve came to this city from the countryside. Young and ambitious, she vowed to get ahead in the future, put on clothes and go back to her hometown. However, life is not as good as expected. She worked as a clothing wholesaler, a toy store and a restaurant, but all failed, and she still owed hundreds of thousands. At the most critical time, Wang Chengen paid the price for her. Out of gratitude, she entered the matchmaking agency to work for Wang Chengen. The first meeting between Liu Yingxiu and Decai Yang was very unpleasant. In her eyes, Decai Yang is an out-and-out local tyrant, nouveau riche and a farmer who speaks and does things. Decai Yang put forward a principle condition of getting married: Under no circumstances can he reveal his true situation to the applicant, because he doesn't want the other person to fall in love with him because of money. If the company does this, he will pay another 200,000 yuan on the basis of the agency fee of 654.38+10,000 yuan, otherwise he will not pay a penny. Liu Yingxiu quickly arranged three candidates for Decai Yang. However, as Liu Ying predicted, the three candidates didn't take a fancy to Decai Yang after dating him, because they all thought he was rustic, unable to speak and had no taste in clothes, and some simply thought he was poor. These three dates, a lot of jokes, each time ended in discord. After three transgressions of five times, Lu Ying sleeve some impatient, but deep down, her opinion of Decai Yang has slowly changed, at least, she saw the real side of Decai Yang. And Decai Yang is a little disheartened, don't want to continue like this. But how could Wang Can Cheng En give up this big customer? At this time, when accepting the building of a residential area developed by Decai Yang's company, it was unexpectedly found that the geological layer of the building had settled, which led to a slight inclination of the whole building. The company's top management said that the owner would definitely not find this situation, as long as he paid some money to buy off the supervision unit and relevant government personnel, the matter could go away. Decai Yang decided to voluntarily return the owner's deposit and demolish and rebuild the building. Liu Yingxiu was also present on the day of directional blasting. She didn't respond on the surface, but her heart was touched. Liu Yingxiu decided to find a good woman who really suits Decai Yang seriously. At this time, Wang Chengen found a girl named Fang Fang from nowhere. Fangfang looks reasonable, gentle and lovely, and they get along well. Decai Yang is also very satisfied with her. Seeing that her mother was coming, Decai Yang decided to disclose her identity to Fangfang. Fangfang learned that Decai Yang was so rich, and immediately scolded Decai Yang for being dishonest, saying that he had seen the wrong person. Then he left and lost contact. This makes Decai Yang more satisfied with Fangfang and thinks Fangfang is the woman who really doesn't want her own money. In order to find Fangfang, Ying Xiu went to her home in another city thousands of miles away. No sooner had Liu Yingxiu left than Wang Chengen found Fang Fang. Under Wang Chengen's kind persuasion, Fangfang finally came to their senses and forgave Decai Yang. Decai Yang was overjoyed and decided to marry Fangfang three days later. Liu Yingxiu arrived the day before Decai Yang got married. She told Decai Yang publicly at the wedding that Fangfang was Wang Chengen's cousin and a married woman. Her previous performances were carefully directed by Wang Chengen. In fact, Fangfang is a vain and selfish woman who even betrayed her husband for a diamond ring. Say that finish, she left the wedding scene, leaving Decai Yang and a white and bloodless face of Wang Chengen and Fang Fang ... two months later. Liu Ying Sleeve is giving a massage to the guests in a massage shop she runs. Decai Yang showed up unexpectedly. He asked Liu Yingxiu if there were any men around him. Liu Ying sleeve said no, Decai Yang said if there is, he wants to marry her. The two men were silent for a while, looked at each other and smiled gently ... Highlights: As a New Year comedy, Decai Yang's Wedding Dress, starring Pan Changjiang and Lin Zhao, tells the story of billionaire Decai Yang proposing marriage through a matchmaking agency in order to reassure his mother who went to town to see his daughter-in-law a month later. The film is different from that kind of comedy, but refines the absurdity in daily life, and creates a unique black humor through the contrast between normal and abnormal. Personals in Decai Yang is Lin Zhao's first screen work. In this film, Lin Zhao plays a girl who comes to Beijing from the countryside to work and pursue her dream. In order to shape the "matchmaker" in the film, she went to a matchmaking agency to learn from the experienced matchmaking agency "matchmaker" and even worked there for a week. Song Zude, who speaks crooked "plastic Putonghua", also plays a role in his own film-the image of the head of a matchmaking agency who deceives his superiors and deceives his subordinates and does not hesitate to be beaten, which makes people enjoy it.

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Xu Wei's Time, the episode of Decai Yang and Xiuying in BMW, and the wedding of Decai Yang and Fangfang, Xiuying's cell phone ringtone: Jiang Yuheng's classic dialogue in the movie Heart, Wedding Girl: Do you have an Audi A4? Young: Unmarried Girl: Do you have four bedrooms and two living rooms? Yang: No woman's face has changed a lot: Forget it, how can we go for a ride without A4? Without a four-bedroom and two-bedroom house, where does our nanny live? Decai Yang was helpless and told her with a depressed face: I live on the third floor now. Nanny can live in any room on the second floor or the first floor. A * * * has seven bedrooms, which is enough for her. Well, I really don't have an Audi, but after I get rid of my BMW, I can buy an Audi to support domestic products.

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Pan Changjiang, the hero of this film, is a comedian deeply loved by the audience. His representative sketches "Bridge", "Crossing the River" and "A Stamp" are award-winning works of CCTV Spring Festival Evening. Starring in the movies Desperate Saburo, Sanfu, Flying Tigers, I Love You Tomorrow, Fans Obsessed and Court Cockfighting; Starring in 27 episodes of the series "Story of Rainy Days" and 20 episodes of the series "Children of the Eight Banners", MTV starring in "Crossing the River" won the gold medal in the China Music and Television Competition. The heroine Zhao Lin has starred in TV series Farewell to Vancouver, Back to Shanghai, The Battle of Genes, Video, Proposal, Paradise, Blood in the Sunset, etc. , and won the fourth China TV art "Double Top Ten" Top Ten Actors. ...