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A movie set on a desert island.
Absolute comedy movie!
Six Days Seven Nights
Plot introduction:
Quinn Harris (Harrison Ford) is a grumpy cargo pilot, who just flies planes to transport goods and doesn't like to deal with people. Robin (anne heche), the female editor of new york magazine who is on holiday with her fiance, is a girl who talks a lot and thinks a lot. This is her long-awaited holiday trip. Disappointingly, the magazine informed her that she had to come back early to deal with urgent affairs. Robin must pay Quinn's money and then drive his cargo ship back to Tahiti. Who knows, the flight was blocked by the storm, and they were forced to land on a desert island and stayed together for six days and seven nights. After a series of thrilling events, we fell in love with each other strangely. ......
It is the biggest loss in Germany.
Plot introduction:
A bunch of uninhabited islands in the Indian Ocean. There is only lush tropical jungle here.
An old Dc-3 plane took off from Ambasso airport and flew for less than ten minutes, and the engines on both sides failed. Captain Boots calmly forced the plane to land on this small island. The plane failure is a conspiracy planned by the airline boss. He instructed the bandits to destroy the fuel tank. If the plane sinks to the bottom of the sea, he can get a considerable insurance premium.
The frightened passengers got off the plane one by one along the safety rope ladder in fear. Boots asked everyone to take a break, and took Sammy, the only crew member on board, and his good friend Tony to explore the way for water. They found a place to live by accident. Although it is not like a luxury hotel in a big city, it also has a "spring bed", "bar", "shower room" and a small "bar". Boots calls it a million-star hotel. Tourists flock to the Million Star Hotel. While they were busy cleaning the room, wild animals in the tropical jungle, such as lions, tigers and elephants, came to visit the guests of the new island.
The tourists were frightened to see the wild animals around the hotel, but the animals didn't mean to hurt the tourists, but made friends with them. Yevgeny, the pilot, was lying comfortably among the tigers, reading while basking in the sun. Mrs Wei's little daughter Ginny became good friends with this fierce and tall lion. Tony also made a bosom friend-Charlie the Chimpanzee. He had a cordial conversation with Charlie and taught him to smoke. Mrs. Wei's eldest daughter, Gabby, and Martin, the young man on the same plane, fell in love in adversity. Both of them were intoxicated in this paradise-like tropical jungle ... The island presented a harmonious and happy scene.
When the airline boss found that the plane had not crashed into the sea and his plan was about to fail, he personally led a group of gangsters to the island by helicopter in an attempt to annihilate all the passengers.
In order to find a runway with boots on, a man came to the other end of the island and accidentally met snakes of all sizes coiled around a big tree. There are so many snakes around Boots's neck that he can't shout for help. At the same time, he suddenly found a helicopter flying in the distance, which made him more anxious. At this critical moment, a beautiful girl with dark skin, long hair and big eyes came out of the jungle. But when she barked a few times, all the snakes, big and small, left their boots and climbed back into the tree automatically. She shouted into the distance again, and a tall red elephant ran towards them in the jungle. She put Boots on an elephant and hurried to rescue other passengers.
Passengers on the island saw the helicopter flying towards the island and thought it was coming to save them. Everyone waved and welcomed it. They were overjoyed and wanted to run to the place where the plane stopped, but the front and rear doors of the "Million Star Hotel" were blocked by animals and could not get out. Seeing that the passengers were silent, the bandits came to inquire about the truth. Unexpectedly, the lion and tiger immediately jumped on the bandits, scaring them to throw down their weapons and run for their lives. At this time, the boots came, telling everyone that the newcomers are not good, be careful. Boots confronted the bandits single-handedly, so the gunman launched a soul-stirring struggle with unarmed passengers, and the beast always stood by the passengers. The police rushed to the island when they heard the news, and the bandits finally fell into the net.
The passengers left the island by plane and flew to the long-awaited tourist destination. When the plane was flying over the island, Boots and Tony jumped out of the cabin with parachutes and landed on the island. Because Boots has fallen in love with Elsa, a beautiful jungle girl who saved his life, and Tony can't live without dear chimpanzee Charlie.
Even stevens movie
Plot introduction:
The Stephens were lucky to be invited by a travel company to spend a week on a beautiful island for free, but they didn't want to be trapped. All this was originally a prank game planned by the host of the TV program "Family Fraud". It's not funny that the Stephens' family was stirred up by a pre-arranged "trick" plan, which led to family discord and primitive life on the island. However, all this process was made into programs by TV stations and broadcast live to the whole city. Then someone tipped them off and revealed the truth. The island is actually just an island near Sacramento. The Stephens put on a good show together and really got back at their master.
broke up
Plot introduction:
It describes a young girl who accidentally rescues her favorite male singer. She pretends that their seaside resort is a desert island, hoping to win the singer's heart. But when the truth was about to be exposed, men began to look for ways to contact with the outside world, and the girl's best friend had to come to the island to help.
Be surprised/alarmed at something very common.
Plot introduction:
In a hot summer, the hero Fu lost his lover and job almost at the same time!
Maybe God has pity on him! When he was in the lowest mood, he accidentally ate a lottery ticket to travel to Malaysia from instant noodles. He went to the travel company to change the lottery ticket into cash, but happened to meet Wang Tiangui, a primary school classmate. Under the persuasion of Tiangui, Man Lun decided to go abroad for a holiday with Tiangui. Unexpectedly, on the day of departure, Man Lun unexpectedly discovered that it was his ex-girlfriend Xin Xinxin who was traveling with Tiangui.
The plane broke through the clouds and carried these three uneasy hearts to the beautiful tropical island.
Life in a foreign country is hard, because there was a big fight in the disco because of misunderstanding.
The next day, the three decided to leave the group and act independently. Smart Tiangui bought a second-hand motorboat and forced Man Lun, who was well-written, to paint his heartfelt name on it, which made Man Lun's originally riddled heart suffer greatly.
The three men sailed to an unknown island. On the return trip, the motorboat broke down and exploded out of control after being repaired with two knives. Tiangui narrowly escaped death.
Three "enemies" began their adventure on a desert island.
A helicopter flew by in their cry for help. Depressed, Tiangui found that the only communication tool-mobile phone was gone. A cruise ship passed by the island, and the tourists on the cruise ship waved goodbye to them like savages.
At night, gorgeous fireworks suddenly rose in the distant sky, and the three thirsty and hungry people almost despaired.
In fact, there is an indigenous tribe living on the island, and the son of the chief is curious to "pick up" Tiangui's mobile phone back to the village. The sweet ringtone of the mobile phone and the sweet voice of the female secretary surprised the section chief and immediately regarded it as a sacred object.
In order to make a living, the three men went into the dense forest to look for food. The separated heart was accidentally bitten by a snake, but fortunately it was discovered by the aborigines and saved in the village.
Tiangui and manlun disguised themselves as aborigines and sneaked into the tribe to rescue Xinxin. They stole an indigenous canoe and tried to escape from the island, but eventually they capsized because they could not control it.
In the evening, the three of them put all their eggs in one basket and stole the mobile phone from the altar. Just when Tiangui dialed the number for help, the vicissitudes of the mobile phone finally died, and the last hope was shattered. Tiangui angrily dropped his mobile phone. I didn't expect the aborigines to arrive at this time, just in time to see the scene of "destroying sacred objects".
At dawn, the three men were tied in a fishing net, thinking that they would be thrown into the sea to feed sharks, and they spoke their minds. Tiangui finally understood the relationship between Man Lun and Yan Yan and flew into a rage. At this time, the aborigines shot an anesthetic needle for hunting, and the three suddenly lost consciousness.
When they woke up again, they found themselves in the police station. ...
They caught the plane back to China as scheduled, and they were deeply moved by their experiences these days.
After all this trouble, love is still a long story!
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