Examples of impolite speech and jokes

Create a sentence

One day, I picked up my two-year-old son from kindergarten and came home. The child was very bored sitting on the back seat of the bicycle, so I said, "Hey, son, If I come up with a word, can you make up a sentence for Dad? "

"Okay, just say it," he said.

"Delicious", I said.

"It tastes so good!", he blurted out immediately after my words?

Speed

A man was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person running towards him. As soon as we entered, it was windy and rainy.

"Brother, I really envy you, you are so fast."

"What are you envious of? You didn't take off your pants."