It's too cold to describe a cold joke

1, a child cried, and his father said, don't cry. Later, dad will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar.

2. A candy, walking in the North Pole, felt so cold ~ ~ and turned into rock sugar.

3. A cabbage undressed while walking, and finally disappeared.

4. Jiao went to see a doctor. The doctor said you were too ill to share a room. Jiao A: My house is too small to share. The doctor said: I mean no sexual intercourse. Jiao is puzzled. He asked: My ancestors were all surnamed Jiao for eight generations. Why can't I be surnamed Jiao?

5. A bear comes prepared.

6. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

7. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

8. Two bananas go shopping in tandem. Walking in front of bananas felt very hot, so they took off their clothes. Guess what?

The banana in the back fell down.

9. Have a bike. One day, he rode away. ...

10, the school established the Tibetan Cat Club.

Three years.

They still can't find the colonel.

1 1. A black cat saved a white cat from the river. Do you know what the white cat said to the black cat later?

It says, "aim ~ ~"

Xiao Bai looks like his brother.

Because: the truth is clear.

13. In Hong Kong, a girl passed a fortune-telling booth.

The fortune teller grabbed the girl and said to him, "You have a bad omen, which will be bad for you."

The girl said, "I wish I could take it off." Then she turned to go.

The fortune teller said to the girl, "Even if you escape, you can't escape the two big waves of life."

14. Once upon a time, there was a steamed stuffed bun walking on the road. . Suddenly, he felt hungry. Help yourself. . .

15. One day, a big grape and a small grape were walking on the road. The big grape suddenly said to the small grape, can I crush you? Small grapes say: good! As a result, the small grapes were crushed to death.