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A composition about a touching story of an amusement park.
She accompanied you to your friend's wedding.
The groom kisses the bride at the wedding.
You hug her and say, let's get married, too.
She just broke away from your arms and turned her head.
I won't marry you.
But the face is very sweet.
25 years old.
You are married.
Your bedroom and living room are covered with your wedding photos.
You hug her and shout;
Mrs. Cheng, Mrs. Cheng ...
Like every little wife who loves her husband,
Prepare breakfast for you every morning, squeeze toothpaste, and choose a tie to match today.
You will put a kiss on her forehead before you go out.
After work, buy some fruits that she likes.
She likes peaches best, but she hates the fluff outside.
You always wash it before you give it to her.
After dinner, you always have to compete with her for TV.
She wants to watch the soap opera at eight o'clock, and you want to watch the ball game.
She can't compare with you, so she lowers her head and looks wronged.
You'll give her the remote.
This trick is a hundred times.
28 years old.
She gave birth to a lovely son for you. Zhang looks more like her.
You always say: I look like you, so ugly, what if I can't find a wife in the future?
If he is like me, he will be a handsome boy.
However, I am reluctant to let go every time I hold it in my arms.
Everyone praises: My son is very clever, just like me.
The little guy cried badly at night. She was afraid of affecting your rest and didn't dare to fall asleep all night.
Wake up as soon as the child moves, and gently coax him.
She said that when she grew up, she wanted her son to be a scientist, which was more promising.
You said being an astronaut would be cool.
You had a fight. You are angry.
After work, I specially invited some friends to get together and came home very late.
When I opened the door, I saw her lying half asleep on the sofa.
The food on the table is still steaming, and I don't know how many times it has been heated.
You suddenly forgot the reason for your anger.
Gently picked her up and went back to the bedroom.
33 years old.
When you come home from work, she is busy cooking or cooking porridge in the kitchen with an apron on.
You dropped your briefcase and pulled your tie.
Just walk over and hug her from behind.
She patted your hand,
Go, go, take a bath. You smell like sweat.
So you dragged your son who just went to kindergarten into the bathroom.
When she came out of the kitchen, she saw two men's clothes scattered all over the floor.
Two people, one big and one small, messed up the small bathroom.
She was about to complain that you had soiled her hard-won floor again,
I couldn't help laughing when I heard you fighting with your children in it.
On weekends, you will take your son to the amusement park.
My son is tired from walking, and I want you to hug him.
You hold your son in one hand and her in the other.
You think you are great.
Forty.
Valentine's day.
You bought her a big bouquet of roses.
She blames you for playing young people's tricks when you are 40 years old. You're not serious.
I was busy looking for the vase and thinking about where to put it.
You sit in front of the computer and make a document, and she will make you a cup of coffee.
You let her go to bed first.
She said she was not sleepy, so she would stay with you for a while.
46 years old.
She has a bad stomachache at night.
You're scared.
On the sixth floor, you didn't stop to catch your breath behind her back.
In fact, you haven't hugged her for a long time,
She suddenly found that your back is not as wide and thick as before.
She felt a little distressed and insisted on going by herself, but you wouldn't let her.
She asked you, are you tired?
You said: Even if I am 80 years old, I can still carry you.
This is only a minor operation, so you should be very careful.
Cook soup and cook.
She has been forbidden to do housework for a long time.
She can only watch you make a mess at home.
So you haven't changed for so many years.
53 years old.
Your son is married, and your daughter-in-law is also very virtuous.
It's just that they are working outside, and they are no longer around.
She often talks about missing her son,
Worried that my son is too busy to pay attention to his health,
I want to see him, but I'm afraid it will affect her work.
You blame her for worrying too much,
But she secretly called her son behind his back and asked him to come back often when he was free.
When you were a child, your joints always hurt when it was cold.
As soon as the weather turned cold, she prepared warm clothes early.
Every time you go out, I always tell you to put on more clothes.
You hate her gossiping, but you always do what she says.
60 years old.
Your grandson is going to primary school.
You're retired and she's old.
I can't hide the gray hair on my head.
You like to play Tai Chi in the morning,
Sometimes I go shopping with her,
Or go to the central square to watch yangko.
I'm still used to reaching out and pulling her when crossing the street.
Instead, she became embarrassed,
She said that she is old and not afraid of jokes.
70 years old.
You sit on a cane chair and read a newspaper.
Your eyes are a little blurred, so you must wear glasses.
She's sitting next to you, flipping through a yellow photo album.
Now you often recall the past.
You know each other and know each other.
You get married and have children.
You said to her,
When I first met her, I thought she was silly, like a child.
You see, now,
My face is wrinkled, my waist is bent and my teeth are loose.
Turned into an old woman.
She said,
When you are in love, her friends always praise you for your good looks and good temper.
Jealousy is beyond measure.
Only she knows that you have many questions.
You ha ha laugh, you said that you have endured everything for so many years.
When I was young, I always thought about what would happen when I was old.
Unexpectedly, with such a turn,
That's how life really works.
80 years old.
Her health is getting worse.
My mind is beginning to get confused, and I will say a word several times over and over again.
If I don't see you for a while, I will panic like a child.
Later, when she was lying in the hospital bed, she said to you:
The happiest thing in her life is to marry you.
You said that the luckiest thing in your life was meeting her.
I think,
In this world.
There must be someone like you and her.
There must be someone as happy as you.
How much I envy you,
You are so happy.
In my life,
If I can find a lover like you or her.
So,
No matter how far you go, it's worth it.
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