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The Shrimp and the Evil Devil

The host asked, "What does male shrimp mean?" ? Is it bow shrimp? "

Yu-Ching Fei said: "The male shrimp is the husband of the female shrimp!"

Little brother Yu-Ching Fei's reaction is so witty! Besides, his jokes always come with his mouth open, regardless of vegetarian food or even Jay Chou's wedding.

Jay Chou's wedding, in order to entertain, Yu-Ching Fei told a joke. What can a wife say to make her husband happy and angry? The wife thought for a moment and said, "Your Tintin is the oldest of your friends."

Therefore, it is not unreasonable for him to be called "Yellow Emperor" and "Dirty Demon King".

People got to know Yu-Ching Fei through that classic old song, and they also fell in love with this man who sang love songs with his head held high. At that time, he was a gentle man, wearing the most serious suit. Today, he still wears the most serious suit, but drives the most indecent car.

In the program, he was asked about his relationship with Jiang Hui. As soon as Yu-Ching Fei opened his mouth, he said: "Recently, the prostate is blocked, and I am afraid I can't give Jiang Hui happiness." Jiang Hui, who arrived at Aite, just smiled while covering her mouth.

In fact, Yu-Ching Fei likes telling jokes since he was a child. At that time, in order to comfort his distressed mother after divorce, he collected jokes to tell her and make her happy.

As an adult, he cooperated with Liu Jiachang, a songwriter, on the recommendation of his sister. But because of his handsome and elegant temperament, he was rejected by the other party: why are you so girly? As a result, Yu-Ching Fei's small universe was ignited and plunged into the pile of jokes.

From then on, Yu-Ching Fei began to show the essence of his paragraph in variety shows, and at the same time sang love songs in a gentle and elegant way. As the saying goes, there is no song that you can't see when you look up, and there is no car that you can't see when you look down.

However, such a Yu Qingfei announced the closure of Mai at the farewell concert on 20 19: "No matter what media wants me to appear in the future, I will never appear again."

Song king, lover, evil demon king, now we send him away, thousands of miles away. I hope he can get the clean life he wants in the future, and I hope that at this time next year, someone will remember him and miss his songs and jokes.