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It's my fault that my husband lost at mahjong. I want a divorce.
Here's the thing. In the morning, my husband's Ma You asked him to play mahjong. I have never interfered in his life, so there should be room between husband and wife.
When my husband leaves, he will take a box of milk with him. I joked that "playing mahjong and carrying milk is not cost-effective!" This sentence was originally a joke, but it became the reason why my husband and I quarreled.
When I was away from home, I asked my husband to take a taxi and wished him luck. Playing mahjong is entertainment between friends. It doesn't matter whether you win or lose, as long as your husband is happy.
At about nine o'clock in the evening, my husband came back with a heavy face and said that he didn't deserve it. The fundamental reason for losing is that what I said this morning stirred his good luck.
I was angry at first, but then I was sad and married such a irresponsible man. I mean, what if I lose? I also said good luck. Who can blame your bad hands?
A drop of water can reflect the brightness of the sun. One thing can tell you about a person's character. If you lose mahjong, come back and get me in trouble. Life is long. How can I walk through the storm with you, hand in hand, and break up early?
On the occasion of divorce, I wish my husband good luck on the mahjong road, become an invincible master at the poker table, make more money every day, and earn a full pot, husband. Are you satisfied with such auspicious words?
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