Please ask the master to explain this classical Chinese.

I am now in my twenties, and I have been brilliant since I was a child. I studied literature at first, but I didn't even pass the third exam. Therefore, I abandoned writing and practiced martial arts. As a result, when I was shooting an arrow in the martial arts examination room, I accidentally shot the small official in charge of drumming and was kicked out. Then, I switched to studying medicine. Once I had a minor illness, I figured out a prescription myself. After eating it ... I died. "

This article is a joke, but it's actually quite interesting. It's also better than vernacular Chinese. The translation above has been polished for fluency (er, in fact, many words have been added and changed for the atmosphere). If it is a task, I will give you an assignment translation:

"I have been smart since I was a child, and now I am in my twenties. From the beginning of the text, I failed the exam three times in a row. So I practiced martial arts, shot arrows in the martial arts field, hit the little official who played drums, and was driven out. I changed my medical skills and accidentally got sick. I wrote a good prescription myself, ate it and died. "