LOL joke: EZ, I'm running out of blood. Can I eat a soldier?

Playing EZ today, I was puzzled to see Nunu, the assistant, standing motionless under the tower. A line appeared on the panel: "EZ, my blood is running out, can I eat a soldier?" For an instant, my heart was sour.

Lulu was walking by the river and accidentally dropped Pixar into the water. River God: "Did you lose Jinks or Jacques?" Lulu: Pixar: Ah, since you are so honest, I will give you Lax and Artox! Lulu: "-_-#"

Teacher: "Please answer how the acid rain in this question is formed and write the chemical equation." Me: "RQAQAQA WAEAR!" "pa. I am a big rivet.

One day, on the way to the War College, Teemo saw Mouth spitting on the roadside, so he threw a mushroom to feed it, only to see Mouth coming and give Teemo a deep hug.