Who has the most influential joke?

1. Who is the person who always uses you to be responsible for him but he is not responsible for you? Bank

2. A sow crossed a river. The river could bear a weight of 500 kilograms. The sow weighed 300 kilograms. But when she got to the middle of the bridge, the bridge collapsed. Why? Because she drove across the bridge

3. Why didn’t Hu Yifei die when she fell from an altitude of 6,000 meters to an altitude of 1,000 meters? Because she is a Chinese stock investor

4. What are the four most common lines spoken by Monk Sha in Journey to the West?

The eldest brother, the master was kidnapped by the monster. The eldest brother, the second brother was kidnapped by the monster.

The eldest brother, the master and the second brother were all kidnapped by the monster. The second brother, the master Caught by a monster

5. Medically, pain is divided into twelve types. The first is the pain of mosquito bites, the twelfth is the pain of pregnant women giving birth, then the thirteenth level of pain is What? The pain of a pregnant woman accidentally being bitten by a mosquito during childbirth

6. What animals can be attached to the wall? Seal

7. The turtle built a house in its shell and then got in again. Answer the name of a health product? Cover within a cover

8 The turtle demolished the house and built another one and then got in again. Answer the name of the health product? New cover, middle cover

9 Or is it that turtle who demolished the house and built another one and then got in again and answered the name of a health product? Ju Neng Calcium

10 Yifei broke something in high school but she was very happy. Why? Her 800-meter long-distance running record

11 Complete the following actions, look up with one eye and look down with one eye? Do cross-eyes while lying down

12. What is something that is relevant to you all the time, but you can’t see or find it when you need it? Relevant departments

13 Four people were playing mahjong in the house. The police came but took away five people. Why? Because the person they are playing is called Mahjong

14. There are 26 letters, how many letters are left after ET is gone? 21, ET drove away the UFO

15 What is the magical thing in Sekiya that is longer than everyone present? Name