Funny copy that makes you laugh.

1. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

2. Those husbands give big red envelopes. I just want to ask, how do you manage your family? Why does your husband have so much money?

3. What is poverty? Poverty means seeing an old lady fall. Go and give her a hand. When she stood up, she said, "Get out, let me watch you from this road again, and you are ready to lose everything." Good men are hard to do!

No matter how beautiful your face is, it will grow old one day. I don't think I can afford this loss, so I have never looked good.

I seldom eat instant noodles when I was a child, but I can only eat them once in a long time. I feel delicious every time I eat it, thinking: I must eat it every day when I grow up. As a result ... now the wish has come true!

Chatting with my best friend, I said I had to find a handsome guy to marry for my next generation. As a result, my best friend said that a handsome boy will not marry you for the sake of the next generation.

7. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

8. Find someone who doesn't recognize money and face value. What do you recognize? Do you like being poor, ugly and strong?

9. When I met my first boyfriend with his son, because I hadn't seen him for many years and there was no topic, the atmosphere was once awkward, so he took the lead in breaking the embarrassment and said, "I heard that you told people everywhere that I was dead."

X.W.: Are you there? Man: Well, what are you doing? Woman: Talk to the person you like. M: Then you can speak slowly. I'm getting off.

When God closes a door for you, he always leaves many unlocked phone numbers for you on the wall.

Twelve. Once in class, a classmate was very hungry and made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

13. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

Fourteen. Some people like your face, some people like your voice, some people like your personality, some people like your life, but I am different. I don't like you.

15. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone.

16. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

17. Women must be kind to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby.

18. The boudoir quarreled with her boyfriend. I ate the fruit bought for her boyfriend. I said, "Don't leave some for my boyfriend?" She said, "Give it to the dog, don't keep it for him!" "

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

I had an unrealistic dream last night that I became a multimillionaire. This is not a good sign. Really, I usually have hundreds of millions.

Twenty one. Son, what happened to poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!

Twenty-two Don't eat what's in the bowl, just eat it in the pot.

Twenty-three I have a blind date with a girl. My mother likes her very much, so does my father. Finally, I recognized her as an adopted daughter and said that I was not worthy of her.

24. Every weekend when I hesitate to sleep in, I yell at myself three times: Are you poor? Are you poor? Are you poor? Usually this can motivate yourself at once, and then bravely continue to sleep in order to save money for a meal!