Ten super funny jokes

Ten selected jokes 1: A friend happened to chat with me and wanted to borrow money: I'm a little short of money recently, so lend me some money.

I thought for a moment. Recently, there are a lot of scammers, so be extra careful. So I asked him seriously: was your number stolen?

Who knows, he yelled at me: I don't want to borrow it, now I will video with you.

Ten jokes: One day, Tang Priest and his disciples met a monster as usual. As soon as the monster appeared, he showed his unique skill. Without saying anything, Mao punched the stone on the ground, and Wukong went up with a stick, knocking the monster to the ground. Tang Priest: Amitabha, Wukong, why did you hit it? Wukong wronged: it hit my mother first!

Ten selected paragraphs 3: At school, several female students were shopping in the pedestrian street and saw a beggar kneeling by the roadside.

A female classmate took out a fifty-cent coin from her pocket and threw it into the begging basin.

The beggar looked up at the lesbian theory and said, "Take it out, I didn't see it all together!" " "

Top Ten Jokes 4: A buddy got an artificial eye because his eyes exploded when he was a child.

I have a good relationship with him, so I am the only one in the class who knows. Can you imagine the scene where physical education class was slapped on the back of the head by the teacher and his eyes flew out?

The girl screamed, the teacher looked frightened, and her mouth trembled.

This is not an orgasm. The climax is that my buddy picked it up, washed it with water and settled in.

The teacher almost cried.

The fifth of ten jokes: retching when brushing your teeth in the morning, thinking that you have pharyngitis, go to the hospital to have a look.

After examination, the doctor said, "You don't have pharyngitis."

Me: "What happened later?"

The doctor thought for a long time and said seriously, "Brush your teeth later, don't look in the mirror."

Ten selected paragraphs 6: At that time in junior high school, taking a bath was to insert the card into the bathroom to wash it.

One day, I went to take a shower with my friends, and my friends were very economical in all aspects.

The floor was slippery when there was too much water, and she fell down in the shower. Listen to that sound, it's a heavy fall.

I rushed to help her up at once, and she pushed me away.

Yelling at me: "Leave me alone! Pull the card first! "

Seven of Ten Jokes: On the bus today, a couple after 00 showed their love!

Woman: "How long will you love me?"

Man: "I can't promise. When the wolf eats all the sheep in Yangcun, I may not love it!" " "

I'll go! I was completely shocked.

This is much better than what we did at that time, and it will last forever!

Eight selected jokes: At the junior high school meeting, the dean reprimanded us on the stage: "You just love each other every day. Do you know what love is? " ! I have lived for more than 30 years, and I still don't understand. Who can explain it to me? "

At this time, the first and second goods loudly said, "No wonder people call you Teacher Extinction. You are too hard on yourself. "

9: I worked overtime yesterday, and I was really hungry. My colleague gave me a pack of Wangwang ice cream to satisfy my hunger.

When I got home, my mother asked, "Son, you must be very hungry. Did you eat in the company? "

I casually replied: "Want Want!"

My mother said helplessly, "alas, I am as hungry as a dog!" "

Ten selected jokes 10: One day I rode my bike to work and accidentally bumped into an old man on the side of the road.

At that time, he couldn't go up. I was afraid that he would be crushed again, so I dragged him to the alley.

Uncle was just surprised and jumped up and ran away without looking back.

Grandpa, don't go. Oh, I didn't mean that, Grandpa.