Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Love is often like this, mutual suspicion, and then miss.
Love is often like this, mutual suspicion, and then miss.
If you have no money, you must learn to win the hearts of many women.
3. Missing is the radius of a circle, one to the east and the other to the west. At the same wonderful speed, we are destined to meet again.
Only by associating with people without prejudice can you make friends. Long-distance radio navigation system
Love is the best refreshing agent in life.
6. People are animals, but no one is as sure as she is.
7. I want to be your eyes, because then you won't be afraid of the night.
8. How can a benevolent man not do something for the people when he is in office? (Mencius)
9. If you can't give a lifetime commitment, don't give romantic love.
There will always be people who will hurt you, so you need to continue trusting, just be careful.
1 1. Are you going crazy, or are you already crazy?
12, I have a crazy idea. Now I'm desperate to forget
13. Pessimists see difficulties in every opportunity, while optimists see opportunities in every difficulty.
14. Can you say goodbye without thinking, and can you understand everything when you say sorry?
15, love is often like this, mutual suspicion, and then miss.
16, [He doesn't feel pain when you cry your eyes out. He is your life background, and you are his A, B, C, D]
17, I don't want a hug, because there is no heartbeat.
18, are you sad? Regret it? Who told you not to cherish it at the beginning? It really serves you right to think about it!
19, when friends around you say you are crazy, success is not far from you.
20. There is always a man who will always love you even if he breaks your heart.
2 1, I didn't like it before, but I can't stand it. Now I just smile indifferently. Maturity is not to see through, but to look down.
23. Love is a joke, killing others and hurting yourself.
24. Maybe leaving you is my best choice.
25. Be kind to people who are kind to themselves. After all, no one has an obligation to be kind to anyone. But don't let your kindness be too cheap, and don't let your kindness be trampled.
26. I read an international news today. A man walked into a convenience store in Louisiana. He took out 20 yuan paper money and asked for change.
If you can't even hold your girlfriend, it's not that she is too heavy, but that you are too useless.
Where did you get the courage to steal? Rob? Fight? Sorry, I don't need it.
29. [I haven't looked up at the color of the sky and the birds in the distance for a long time in my memory]
30. Constantly change your style of doing things.
3 1, the heart is micro-moving, but far away, things are wrong, people are wrong, everything is wrong, and cannot be chased.
32. If you don't believe in effort and time, time will let you down first.
33. I deluded myself into smiling at you and saying that I didn't care, but I clearly heard the crisp and heartbreaking voice.
34. When love becomes love, how can I recall my happiness?
35. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.
36. When you are brilliant, don't forget that I am behind you!
37. I think there is something wrong with your character if you don't talk. I'm sure you have a personality problem when you speak.
38. Those who dare not get angry are cowards, and those who don't get angry are wise men.
Don't always pour out your difficulties in front of others and expose your vulnerability.
40. Those good years won't last a lifetime.
4 1, = Time tells me that it's time to be sensible after an unreasonable age @
42. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound grows, so do the nerve endings.
43. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.
44, floating like tea, broken like lotus, don't rush, have patience, can be stable and far-reaching.
45. Being competitive is alive, and being low-key and peaceful is also alive. There is no right or wrong in life, no good or bad, just a choice.
Life always makes us black and blue, but later, those injured places will become stronger.
47. Like me, I can attack, endure hardships, be cute and be fierce. Uncle Lori can be obscene, shy, unrestrained and proud. This girl deserves you.
- Related articles
- Why are the original players called op and original batch? OP, what does the original batch mean?
- Job interview skills: Post-80s girls are always asked when they will get married and have children.
- I want a divorce just after I get married, but it's easier to get married than divorce.
- Notes on Grave Robbery All the jokes that appeared in Chen Yu, fried chicken thought they wanted to relive them.
- Wong Kar-wai classic lines concourse
- I'm not afraid to tell my best friend the truth. I'm afraid to go back and tell others as a joke.
- Ask for a lot of cold jokes, the colder the better,
- Why I married a foreigner: me and my foreign husband.
- Next, I will tell you a joke.
- I remember hearing a story when I was a child. A child peed to douse the bomb and protect the city.