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I remember hearing a story when I was a child. A child peed to douse the bomb and protect the city.
One night more than 500 years ago, the lights flashed in the central square of Brussels, the capital of Belgium, and the whole city ran out to sing and dance to celebrate their defeat of foreign invaders. Bells, salutes and people's cheers interweave into magnificent music, echoing over the capital. This is an exciting moment, which marks the end of the pain of being invaded and enslaved. Just as people were celebrating the victory, the remnants of the enemy sent a bad guy to sneak into the basement of the city government to destroy it. There is a lot of gunpowder in the basement. As long as there is a spark splashed on the powder, it will cause a huge explosion. So much gunpowder can blow up the whole city hall and nearby houses, and those who celebrate the victory will also be killed. In addition, the bad guys piled up the explosives, connected them with fuses and extended them into the yard. After lighting a fire, he quickly slipped away. This just lit the fuse and hissed straight into the basement. No one found this dangerous spark. A catastrophe is coming! At this critical moment, a boy named Julian happened to play in the small yard. He found the sparking fuse in the corner, which became shorter inch by inch. He knew there was gunpowder in the basement, and he knew what it was like to shorten the fuse in the fire during the war. He wants to put out the fire with water, but there is no water here. It's too late to fetch water from far away. I'm afraid I can't even run out and call an adult. Suddenly, he had a good idea: he ran to the corner and peed on the fuse. Shit! How clever! This pee actually put out the fire! A catastrophic disaster was avoided, and people in Brussels held the little hero who peed above his head and cheered. Someone suggested: "We should make a bronze statue for this little hero!" The proposal won the support of everyone at once. They invited the most outstanding sculptor in the country to make a bronze statue of a naked urinating child and solemnly placed it on a street in the capital. [Transfer from Iron Blood Reading/Question/11037578.html].
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