Cold joke xiehouyu daquan

Dichlorvos mixed with garlic-toxic and spicy; disastrous

Monkeys eat garlic-roll their eyes

Husband and wife sleep late-I'm sorry

Arranged marriage-not for long

Weighing couples-don't separate

Rural couples-inseparable; follow each other like body and shadow ― be inseparable

The couple on the stage-dispersed in an instant; deceiver

Cao Cao killed Hua tuo-he was afraid of illness and medicine.

Walking down the mine step by step with lanterns.

Blow the horn in front of the window-it's famous.

Grandma eats porridge-shameless (indecent)

The old woman opened her mouth-her eyes (teeth) are infinite.

Lions on Lugou Bridge-Countless

Cats cry mice-crocodile's tears

Four beams of cotton-nothing to say (play)

Deusim's story singing-colorful.

Lu bu was fascinated by the story of dixin.

Jia Baoyu becoming a monk-He who sees through the world of mortals

When Pang Tong was the magistrate, he was overqualified.

Jia Baoyu loves sister Lin-a good dream is hard to come by.

Jia fu in a dream of red mansions-there are great difficulties.

Add cold water to the boiling oil pan-it's fried.

Light the lamp in the jar-bright in the heart and bright in the stomach.

Hire a Cooper to build the house-you've got the wrong person.

Husband: "I want to give up drinking."

Wife: "I'm tired of listening."

Husband: "Don't believe it? I bet you two bottles of Erguotou. " The husband often scolds the boss for incompetence in front of his wife, which leads to the closure of the company and even the bonus can't be paid out.

One day, a colleague came to visit and was surprised to hear him scold the boss. He asked quietly, "Don't you get a bonus every month?" How ... "

He quickly interrupted his colleague and whispered, "If you don't scold the boss, who will pay for playing mahjong with you?"

1, the neighbor's child's name is Zhu Chuan. Every time his mother buys clothes for him, she always tells people that they are for our Zhu Chuan …

During the Spring Festival, my wife gave me 1000 yuan lucky money. I made a concession according to the traditional custom of China, just for a moment. My wife actually took it back and said not to forget it. Let's talk about it next year ... the money we get, the cooked ducks. ...

3. When Chen cursor returned to China, he was stopped by a reporter who came in a hurry at the airport and asked, "Mr. Chen, was your acquisition of The New York Times rejected by the other party?" Chen cursor waved and said, "You don't have to buy it. It is free on the return flight. "

4. I believe that time can really change a person, just like you were ugly before, and then you became uglier and uglier.

A friend planted some garlic seedlings in the dormitory, saying it was to add some greenery to the dormitory. He worked hard for two weeks. When I was cooking noodles yesterday, I thought it tasted bad, so I pinched two and put them in a bowl. As a result, when he came back, he cried and insisted that I pay for it. As for it? I had no choice but to give him the cabbage I had raised for two months.