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I put perfume on her nakedness that night.

That night, she promised to go back to the hotel with me to rest. We walked and talked all the way. Her voice is still so loud, and her laughter often attracts the attention of pedestrians. But she had no scruples, and I was infected by her at once. Her simple personality warmed my lonely heart.

I put perfume on her nakedness that night.

I used to stay away from extramarital affairs and was recognized as a good man. Because I have a wife who loves me and I love her very much, but sometimes my wife's introversion makes me feel helpless. Her parents are conservative university professors, and they have been instilled with that feudal idea since childhood. They always wear black and white clothes and are not good at expressing themselves. After so many years of marriage, we seldom communicate. Sex life is more like routine. She never complains to me. But the more so, I always feel uneasy. .

I was in Qingdao on business. Because of the smooth work, I have half a month's free time, which is very boring. I want to make some friends to kill my loneliness. Later, I found someone to chat with online, and I met her. She is a very happy girl. I bought a diamond palace on the website of Aixilou that night, and the website recommended several women in the same city to me. She is one of them. At that time, everyone felt good, so they all exchanged contact information by stealing relatives. I talked to several women, only to find that they are all very open and enthusiastic, and they all speak directly. On the contrary, her playful and lively appearance makes me feel better.

The first time we chatted with her, we chatted casually about things in life. We know that she is only 24 years old and works as a tour guide. After the National Day, she had a low season, but she was still single. She is bored and likes chatting with people online. She likes joking and will tell me jokes on her own initiative. Although I can't remember most of the chat that night, she impressed me as a girl who loves to laugh. Compared with my wife, she gives me a little different feeling.

After talking to her for a few days, I gradually got to know her. I am not good at talking, but she has also become talkative. She knew that I was ten years older than her and told me that she preferred mature men, like Andy Lau, who was her idol.

One afternoon, I was bored in the hotel, so I asked her to take me out for a walk so that I could meet her. She agreed without much thought. I waited for her at the gate of Zhongshan Park that day, but the weather was bad and it was raining lightly. At that time, I thought she would not come.

Not long after, I heard a girl's hearty voice: Hello, I have kept you waiting. I looked at her not far away, with wheat-colored skin, big bright eyes and a sweet smile on her round face. I was afraid that she would get wet, so I covered her clothes. She said wittily, I always heard that men in Shanghai are very considerate, so it seems that this is really the case. Watching her blush will make me a little moved. We found a gazebo to shelter from the rain and chat. She began to talk about various scenic spots in Qingdao. Of course, there are some jokes in between. I always thought that I wouldn't think of unhappy things when I was with her.

At about 6 o'clock, the rain stopped, so we went to eat first. Xiaohui is cheerful, and she will take the initiative to invite me to drink if she doesn't want me to propose a toast. At home, drinking with my wife is quiet and boring. Being with Xiaohui, however, left me wanting more, only feeling that time was too short. But after drinking a few bottles, she finally blushed, said she was a little dizzy, and then leaned on my shoulder. She was leaning on me like that. I knew she was drunk, but when I looked back at her with a slightly drunk face, I suddenly had an instinctive consciousness, and asked me to hold her gently in my arms through wine, but she didn't refuse.

That night, she promised to go back to the hotel with me to rest. We walked and talked all the way. Her voice is still so loud, and her laughter often attracts the attention of pedestrians. But she had no scruples, and I was infected by her at once. Her simple personality warmed my lonely heart. That night in the hotel, we were lying in bed. She looked at me, her face flushed and I hugged her. At that time, she was no longer arrogant, but depended on others like a bird. At that time, I hugged her for a while and clung to her tightly. My ass is starting to react. We gradually got carried away by desire and began to kiss and touch each other. Until finally, I broke through the defense line below her, but what I didn't expect was that she

After that, I reduced my contact with her. I admit that I have a good impression on her, but more because I am a little greedy and eager for passion as a man. And I also know that the woman who will go to Aixilou Lonely Network wants a man's warmth more or less because of her empty feelings. Although I'm not sure she feels the same way about me, it's similar. After her, I made an appointment with two women I met there. I admit that my behavior is despised, but when I am away on business, which man doesn't want to be crazy? I just followed my inner desires. Later, when I came back from a business trip, I came home and faced my gentle but conservative wife as always. Although I feel guilty, I have no regrets. As for Xiaohui, a woman who impressed me deeply, I can only say that it was a cherished memory.