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If I can change my composition.
If I can change my composition 1 If I can change it, I will become an omnipotent the Monkey King.
When Beijing hosted the Olympic Games, I somersaulted 108,000 Li and arrived at the main venue of the Olympic Games-the Bird's Nest. At this time, I will pull out three hairs from my head and become many me. We shouted in unison: "Come on Beijing, come on Olympics!" "That voice can spread all over the world.
When traveling, all I have to do is blow a whistle, call a colorful cloud, fly around in the blink of an eye, and arrive at my destination. Don't take the bus if you travel abroad in the future.
When I see that the exhaust gas from cars seriously pollutes the environment, I will put these exhaust gases in a common bag so that Mother Earth will not get sick again.
When I find out where there is drought, I will ask the old dragon prince to have a "life-saving rain" to solve the drought and let people live a well-fed life.
When my eyes see someone stealing, I will use my golden words to make sense. If he doesn't eat soft food and only eats hard food, I have to respectfully take out my golden cudgel and teach him a lesson. Of course, I can't hit too hard, or I may die!
When I see a trafficker kidnapping a child, I will give him a good beating. I won't stop until I beat him out of the water, find teeth everywhere and repent.
When I see people suffering from diseases, I will conjure up a panacea to make people healthy immediately.
When I get to know those children who have dreams with my heart, I will call Cai Yun Jr. and let them fly freely.
If I can change, I will become the Monkey King and let people live a happy life!
If I can change any composition one day, I have nothing to do and make a wish to my folded wishing star: "wishing star, wishing star, please turn me into a bird!" " "
The stars disappeared, and I really became a bird, flying in the blue sky, singing and dancing with my brothers and sisters. I am very happy. But after a while, I was tired and hungry. When I was about to fall from the sky, I took out another wishing star. "wishing star, please let me become a bee!"
Then I became a bee again, intoxicated in the sea of flowers, and really happy. But after a while, I was exhausted, because I flew back and forth 50 times and was too tired to move. I want to make a wish and become a shopping basket.
As soon as I spoke, I was picked up by a lady, and I felt as relaxed as sitting on a tractor. The lady put two bags of milk powder on me. After a while, there were more and more things on me, which made me breathless.
I made another wish ... I became a tree, a river and a white cloud, a tree could not move, a river could not flow, and a white cloud was blown by the wind.
I still want to become many things, but there is only one wishing star left. I wonder what it will become. Suddenly, I heard my parents' voices: "Come back, son. Mom and dad will never go out to work again, and they will never leave you alone. " I thought to myself: as long as I am with my parents, it is my greatest wish. So we said to wishing star, "wishing star, please let me be myself again!"
What would I change? There are many incurable diseases in medicine. If I were the Monkey King, I would become a highly skilled doctor, specializing in treating people now. Cancer, AIDS, diabetes ... these diseases are a piece of cake for me. My medical method is different from other doctors. I will let patients eat all kinds of favorite foods, but these foods are all enchanted. After eating these foods, patients will become lively, cheerful, radiant and energetic. Unconsciously, the disease in the body also slipped away! I treat patients for free.
Now, our study is really too heavy, and we have endless homework every day. If I were the Monkey King, I would be a famous teacher. Do not assign homework every day, so that students can enjoy a happy childhood. But I can guarantee that every student has a skill. If a student wants to learn piano, I will become Beethoven to teach him; If a student wants to learn painting, I will teach him Ma Liang.
Now the public security is too bad, and thieves are rampant all over the world. If I were the Monkey King, I would be a super policeman. This super policeman can fly in the air without eating or pulling. You can swim in the water and drill in the soil. No thief can escape my eyes. If I catch a thief, I will have a set of punishment methods: if the routine is serious, I will pull out a hair and blow it into a bug, parasitic on him, and make him itch for a year; If you continue to itch for another year, the pain will go away until you change your mind. Cheng Jie is lighter: I blow a fairy gas and make his mouth crooked for three days; If the deviation continues for another three days, the pain will disappear until it is corrected.
If I were the Monkey King, I would become. ......
If I can change, I will become a magician who is proficient in magic.
Suddenly one day, I found that I really became a magician who was proficient in potential. When I was observing the feelings in the world, I suddenly heard a series of loud noises. I read a string of spells, and some terrible scenes appeared in front of me: an earthquake occurred in a county and the house collapsed. Children and adults are crying because they have lost their loved ones. The air is filled with the stench of rotting corpses, and there are corpses everywhere on the ruins, below, inside and on the ground. Every body was broken and every child was black and blue.
I decided to help these innocent people, but the disaster was so serious that I thought of Master. So I drove my magic wand to Lushan Waterfall to find Shi Yuanfo and asked him to come out of the mountain to eliminate disasters.
Soon, Master and I came to the disaster area and used magic to save the bodies and make them reborn. Master also helped these poor people repair house after house and help them replant crops. After this, Master returned to Lushan to continue his practice. I went back to the city and continued to do good for mankind.
Suddenly, I heard my mother wake me up, and then I knew it was a dream. I thought to myself: I wish I were a magician …
If I can change, I will become a millionaire. Don't think I am greedy for money. Actually, I'm here to donate money to the poor who ate a bad meal, teach them how to make money, and tell them not to get something for nothing. In this way, they can live a happy life with plenty of food and clothing, and their next generation can also live a school life. ...
If I can change, I will become the sun in winter. Let the cold no longer accompany people, let the children play and laugh outside. ...
If I can change, I want to be a soft and warm quilt. Let the warmth bring everyone into a sweet dream. ...
If I can change, I will become a drizzle that moistens everything in spring. Let the crops planted by the farmer uncle in that field absorb my sweet rain and dew, and let them grow with the hope of the farmer uncle …
If I can change, I will become a rich and delicious home-cooked dish. Let the "urban beautician"-aunt cleaner fill her stomach. Because I know that the spirit that these cleaners contribute to us in obscurity is very precious and rare. ...
If I change, I will become bread in the hands of the poor, a bottle of mineral water in the desert, an ordinary road sign, a piece of chalk in the hands of the teacher, and a bowl of hot noodles in winter. ...
If I can change, I want to be a bird that everyone loves and can talk like others, so that I can help some lonely people. I will tell them interesting stories and sing songs to make them happy!
On a stormy morning, I stayed under the eaves of a farmhouse and saw an old woman sitting by the window alone, looking at the distance, looking very lonely. So I flew to the window and knocked on it. Grandma saw me and quickly opened the window. I flew in and said to her gently, "Grandma, you must be lonely at home alone!"! Let me accompany you! " Grandma smiled kindly and said, "Great! Children work in other places and have no time to accompany me. I lack a companion! " So I jumped on the stool and told some jokes. Grandma laughed and burst into tears. Then, I told another story, and my grandmother praised me as an expert in storytelling. Seeing grandma in a good mood, I cleared my throat and sang a song for her. Grandma clapped her hands again and again to praise my singing skills!
Time passed before you knew it. I saw the wind stopped outside, the rain stopped and the sun came out. I flew to the windowsill and turned to my grandmother and said, "I'm leaving." I must help others who need help. Goodbye! " Grandma watched me fly out of the window and waved to me: "Thank you for your company, I am very happy!" " "
I reluctantly flew away, and I said to myself, I will come to accompany my grandmother again in the future.
If I can change Composition 7 One night, I was lying in bed and had a strange dream-
In my dream, like the Monkey King, I had seventy-two changes, not only flying freely in the air, but also practicing various magical powers.
I flew to Taihu Lake first. In recent years, cyanobacteria have become a major disaster here, and drinking water has been polluted. I transformed myself into a 500-meter-long dragon, and sucked all the hateful cyanobacteria into the air with internal force and converted them into many oxygen ions. The water in Taihu Lake is clear again, and the air is fresher. I smiled and flew to Wenchuan again.
On May 12, 2008, an earthquake of magnitude 8 occurred in Wenchuan. More than 80,000 people were killed, a large number of houses collapsed and landslides damaged roads.
I fell beside a boulder that blocked the road, read a spell and became a giant with great strength. I moved the boulder and slammed it into the rough road. Immediately, a flat and wide road appeared in front of me and extended forward. I flew gently again, planted trees and flowers on both sides of the road, pulled a cloud, rained in Mao Mao, moistened the earth and sang a little song. You see, the roadside is immediately covered by trees.
Flowers are in full bloom. I also help people to build strong and beautiful buildings in flat places, no matter how big the earthquake is, it will not collapse. Then I flew to the last pure land on earth-the South Pole.
At the South Pole, I first cleaned up all the rubbish and decomposed it. Use magic again, so that the melting ice of global warming will be firmly frozen again, the sea level will be lowered, penguins will play carefree again, seagulls will fly freely in the air, researchers will be busy with their work, and this pure land will become a holy land again.
Suddenly, the alarm clock rang Rinrin, which brought me back to reality. I looked around. Alas, it was my dream in bed!
How I hope this dream can come true!
If I can change, I will become a rain god, fly into the sky, squeeze water into the clouds, float to the disaster area in Yunnan, let the rain drop into the cracked soil, and let Xishuangbanna reproduce its original beauty.
If I can change, I will give myself a pair of powerful wings and let me fly freely. Fly to Tiananmen Square to pay tribute to Chairman Mao's remains and visit the majestic Forbidden City and the spectacular Great Wall of Wan Li. Fly to Shanghai, known as the Pearl of the Orient, watch the opening ceremony of the once-in-a-century World Expo and visit 154 pavilions from all over the world; I want to see the super cute sea treasure. His thumbs-up is a sincere invitation to friends all over the world. I want to take a photo with him as a souvenir!
If I can change, I will become many big and beautiful villas, so that orphans without relatives can live in good houses and enjoy happiness like us.
If I can change, I will become an impartial policeman, maintain social order, and arrest all those big bastards who specialize in bad things so that they will no longer endanger society.
If I can change, I will become a beautiful flower, let beautiful butterflies and lovely bees collect honey and let them brew sweet honey.
What I want to change most is to be my dead grandmother again, so that I can have another grandmother who loves me, so that the children will no longer laugh at me as a person without a grandmother, and I can also throw away the pain of losing my grandmother.
That's not enough. I also want to be a kindergarten child forever, without doing endless homework.
This is what I want to change. What about you?
If I had the chance to change, what would I change? Let me see. By the way, I want to be a magic elf. I have unlimited magic. I have a magic wand. With a flick, the wand will change what I want. Although I have infinite magic, I will only help those who need help, because helping others is a kind of happiness.
Once, I took part in a charity event. I came to a poor mountain area. Because the land is barren, people's lives are quite hard, but children are the hardest. Every day, in order to go to school, they have to travel long distances and climb mountains to go to school. Their school is very shabby. When it's raining and windy, the classroom is almost a "water curtain cave" because of the leaking roof. But children still study hard under these difficult conditions. Looking at these faces eager for knowledge, I was very moved and thought, "I want to create a beautiful school for them and let them have a good learning environment." Then, I waved my wand gently and a brand-new school appeared in front of me. The classroom is so spacious and bright, the tables and chairs are so clean and tidy, and the children's reading sounds resound through the campus.
If I can change, I will become a magic elf to help more people in need.
If I change, I want to be a bird. I want to travel long distances with my wings. With a happy mood and many people's blessings, I watched the clear sky in Wan Li, flying over endless life experiences and crossing green valleys. In front of us is a vast sea of clouds, showing how many beautiful scenery.
If I change, I want to be a mermaid. I want to be with the fish and dolphins at the bottom of the sea. Sometimes I swim out of the sea to bask in the sun on a stone, and sometimes I ride on the back of a turtle to see the wonders of the sea. When night comes, I live a carefree life with coral as the bed and seaweed as the quilt, listening to the beautiful music broadcast by the tide.
If I change, I want to be a swan, swimming freely in the water every day, foraging in the water when I am hungry, playing with my friends when I am full, sleeping on the grass by the river when I am sleepy, and welcoming tomorrow happily.
If I change, I want to be a little monkey. I want to have a good time every day. I ate delicious peaches and bananas, drank sweet spring water, played "tree climbing competition" and "swinging", lived in a tall tree house and slept in a comfortable and soft bed.
If I can change, I will become a small leaf, lying in the arms of mother tree. Under the sunshine, I grew up, and so did my friends. We can enjoy the cool for people, and we are also happy to look at people under the tree.
Playing chess and chatting, the children are playing games happily. When the Bimei Competition starts in autumn, we will put on beautiful clothes and compete with our friends. In winter, Mother Dashu will send us to grandma's house and let us have a good sleep this winter.
If I can change my composition 1 1, the sea is wide and the sky is high. If only I could swim in the sea as carefree as a fish. Mother eagle can fly in the sky and see the colorful world under her feet from the sky.
If I can change, I want to be a small fish, so I can live in the water! I can make friends with dolphins, play hide-and-seek with other small fish and compete who can swim fast.
If I can change, I will become a female eagle, flying in the blue sky, saying hello to mountains and flowers. Fly high into the sky, walk through the clouds, forget the troubles of the past, experience the speed and passion, and look down at the world below.
If I can change it, I want to make a universal schoolbag and a universal fax machine.
When I become a universal schoolbag, I will walk with my little master on my back, protect her books in the rain, hold an umbrella for her when it rains, and shelter her from the wind and rain.
When I become a universal fax machine, I can fax my father who goes to work or business in other places to his destination, so that my father doesn't have to fly or take the high-speed train, and he doesn't have to worry about the hardships of the journey, and he doesn't have to worry about the flight delay and the delay of travel and work because of the weather.
At this time, the accident happened. Because the fax machine stopped working, my father was stuck in the fax machine, which scared me to open my eyes with a sigh. It was just a dream!
What would I change? 12 Everyone has his own hope, because he hopes to make people happy all his life. Me too. I also have a beautiful dream: "If I can change."
If I can change: I will become a doctor and come to the disaster area to treat people in need and bring them hope.
If I will change: I will become a policeman, do my sacred duty in my ordinary job and show my extraordinary self.
If I will change: I will become a soldier, put on a sacred military uniform and defend the sacred territory of the motherland at the border post.
If I change: I will become a scientist, develop amazing high technology for the motherland, and make China's scientific and technological development in the forefront of the world.
If I will change: I will become a cloud, floating in the sky, traveling all over the great rivers and mountains of the motherland and understanding this ancient civilization with a history of 5000 years.
If I can change: I will become a drop of water, come to the yearning sea, swim in my mother's arms and watch the splendor of the sea.
If I can change: I will become a bird, flying freely in the blue sky and playing in every beautiful place in the world.
If I were a leaf, if I were a grass, if I were a breeze. ...
My hope may be a little ordinary, but this is the truest idea in my heart. I hope these wishes can come true and bring you joy!
If I can change, I don't want to be the Monkey King, Ma Liang and Magic Pen, or Superman and powerful martial arts. I just want to be an apple tree, live in a beautiful park center and thrive there. Throughout the year, I can see the bright smiles on people's faces and hear the cheerful laughter of children. I will be very happy!
In spring, I grow thick branches and leaves, thick branches and leaves, green. There are many beautiful apple flowers. My flower is no ordinary flower. Each one has a different color and fragrance. Whenever I see a child unhappy, I will try my best to make the apple blossom give off a stronger fragrance and make them feel better.
In summer, my branches and leaves are more dense. When people are tired, they can shelter from the hot sun under my shade. At the same time, I also grew a little apple baby. Gardeners have worked hard to prune and cut leaves for me, kill moths for me and make small apples grow healthily.
In autumn, the little apple matures slowly. They change from cyan to red and hang on trees like small lanterns. People crowded into the center of the park to stop and enjoy it. Some people can't help secretly picking a flower when the gardener isn't looking, and I can't bear to blame them when I see them happy.
When winter comes, my green branches and leaves gradually turn yellow and fall off, and I become bare and ugly. Don't underestimate me, I am saving energy for growing more apple babies next year and bringing more joy to people.
If I can change any composition 14, that would be great! We can make the poor live a happy life and make everyone happy.
The nervous exam is coming. After finishing my homework, I lay in bed reviewing Chinese books. I read and read, my eyes were tired and I fell asleep.
When I got up, I saw a pen engraved with Maliang magic pen in my hand. Ah, I can do magic and can't help cheering. I will use Maliang to withdraw a lot of money for myself, so that my family will be rich.
I thought about it: But what's the use of withdrawing money? People are poor and ambitious. I began to think: Yes, you can draw a helicopter to Sichuan and Wenchuan to help save everyone. Just do it, I will draw a helicopter with my magic, and then take me to Wenchuan, Sichuan. When I got there, I drew a flat and wide road for all ambulances and fire engines to rush to the disaster area to help the affected people save their lives.
I saved everyone, but I still lack food, but don't worry, I can draw delicious food and water with my magic brush, and everything is complete. After eating and drinking, of course, there will be a house to rest. I'll draw dozens of machines for building houses first, and let them help me solve problems. Of course, I can't just rely on others. I started working, too. I draw and draw, and the machine is busy. ......
Later, when I didn't catch the Chinese book, I heard a bang. In my dream, I was awakened by the sound of a Chinese book falling to the ground. Later, I learned that it was a desk dream!
If only I could change!
On Saturday, I watched my favorite Doraemon movie at home, and I said to myself, "If only I could become Doraemon." The words sound just fell and a golden light suddenly appeared. I can't see anything. Just when I was confused, the golden light disappeared again. I looked down. God, how did I become a Doraemon? I was so excited that I took a bamboo dragonfly out of my pocket and flew out.
I was flying happily in the sky when I suddenly heard a sigh. I looked down and it turned out to be a white-haired grandfather. I flew to his side at once. At first, he saw me jump, but he smiled and said to me, "Are you my grandson's favorite Doraemon?" I definitely nodded and said, "Yes, what's wrong with you?" Grandpa said, "I am old, but I still want to go back to my hometown." I said to grandpa, "It's not difficult. If you follow me into the time and space gate, you can go where you want to go. " Grandpa followed me into the time and space gate with a trace of doubt, came to his hometown, turned around all the places he wanted to go, and told me about the changes in his hometown. We returned to the original place from the time and space gate. Grandpa took my hand excitedly and said, "Thank you, you helped me realize my greatest wish in my life." I blushed and said, "Nothing."
I flew happily into the air again, and suddenly I plummeted. With a golden light, I suddenly returned to the TV, and everything was back to its original state. I'm still me, although I'm a little lost, but I'm still very happy to think that I can help an old man fulfill his dream of being Doraemon.
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