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Why did Yang Xiong kill Shi Xiu?
As the saying goes, a hero is short of breath and his children are affectionate. Shi Xiu found that Yang Xiong's wife, Pan Qiaoyun, was secretive and suspected that it had something to do with the young monk, so he said to Yang Xiong after drinking: I suspect that your wife is not authentic and stole a man behind your back, but now I just suspect that you should keep it a secret. There is no doubt that Shi Xiu's words upset everyone. Yang Xiong is a hero, but his heart is upside down, but he doesn't show it in his mouth. Shi Xiu said to him: If you want to catch a thief, you must catch it. We should wait for the opportunity to expose adulterers and adulterers. That night, we thought that Yang Xiong had been invited by the county magistrate to drink all night. By the time he got home drunk, he was unconscious, but it was those words that turned over and over: you bitch, thief Nizi! At least I finished you! Then he scolded: you bitch, pickled bitch! That guy dares to pour saliva into the mouth of a big bug. If you can't get it, I will let you go gently! The woman was too scared to answer, and Yang Xiong fell asleep. A look at Yang Xiong and scold, but also tossing and turning, how thoughtful to serve. At five o'clock the next day, Yang Xiong woke up and begged for water. The woman scooped up a bowl of water and handed it to Yang Xiong to eat. The light on the table is still on. Yang Xiong ate the water and asked, "Sister-in-law, didn't you take off your clothes and sleep at night?" The woman said, "You are drunk. I'm afraid you are going to throw up. You dare not take off your clothes. You were behind your feet all night. " Yang Xiong said, "I didn't say anything?" The woman said, "You always like to drink, but you sleep when you are drunk. I can't put some down at night. " Yang Xiong asked again, "Brother Shi Xiu hasn't had three wedding drinks with him these days. Your family has arranged several banquets for him." Neither should a woman sit on a treadmill with tears in her eyes and sighing in her mouth. Yang Xiong added, "Sister-in-law, I was drunk at night and I didn't bother you. What have I done to worry you? " This woman shouldn't cover her eyes with tears. Yang Xionglian asked several times, and the woman covered her face and pretended to cry. So Yang Xiong pulled the woman to bed and asked him why he was upset. The woman cried and said, "When my parents married me to Wang, they just wanted to beat me to the end with a bamboo pole. Who wants to throw me halfway! Today, you are a very hero, but you are a hero. Who wants you not to make a decision with me! " Yang Xiong said, "I did something wrong again. Who dares bully you? I won't make a decision. " The woman said, "I didn't want to say anything, but I was afraid that you would interfere with him." If you say it, I'm afraid you will bear it. Hearing this, Yang Xiong said, "Tell me how you came." The woman said, "Don't be mean when I talk to you. Since you recognized this Shi Xiujia, it was not bad at first. Turn around and release thorns. When you don't go home, you often look at me and say,' My brother won't come today, so let my sister-in-law sleep alone.' I just ignored him for a day. Don't say that. Yesterday morning, I washed my neck in the kitchen. This guy came out of the back and nobody saw him. He reached out from behind and touched my chest and said,' Sister-in-law, are you pregnant or not?' I knocked off my hand. I'm going to keep it a secret, but I'm afraid my neighbor will know the joke and pretend to be your son. Bart, you're back, but you're too drunk to speak. I can't wait to eat him. Why not ask the Shi Xiu brothers? "This a few words, it is very severe, Pan Qiaoyun in a few words, not only skillfully resolve their sins, but framed Shi Xiu dally with yourself, this is also a necessity. Only in this way can we divert Yang Xiong's goal. In fact, it's not just Pan Qiaoyun. On that day, Pan Jinlian could not flirt with Song Wu, and framed Jiro in this way. Later, Lu Junyi's wife Chiari framed Yan Qing in the same way. Once her husband is a soft-hearted person, this move may often lead to a big mistake. It should be noted that when Zhao Kuangyin was drunk in the Peach Blossom Palace, he killed his sworn brother Zheng En Zheng Ziming because of Mrs. Peach Blossom's slanderous remarks. Hearing this, Yang Xiong was furious, thinking that he had wronged his virtuous wife, and he scolded, "It is difficult to draw bones by drawing dragons and tigers, but people know their faces but not their hearts. "This fellow fell in front of me and said many things about the sea monk without saying a word. When that fellow saw it, he panicked. Let's tell the truth first and be reasonable. " "He's not my own brother," he said bitterly. Get him out. "At this point, Yang wanted to kill Shi Xiu. From this perspective, Shi Xiu's move is absolutely thankless. Even if Yang Xiong himself does nothing, he is still a couple. If you spy on other people's wives all day, you will run away. Not every man is Liu Bei and treats his wife as clothes. Especially when clothes are very expensive now, it is very common to value color over friends. I remember when I was young, a friend asked me about his fiancee's personality. At that time, his girlfriend and I worked in the same unit, so I told the truth. Later, I got married, and this friend never contacted me again. Now that I think about it, maybe I went too far and collided with that friend and other people on the pillow.
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