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I quarreled with a girl in our class. She often scolds me. Is there any way to deceive her?

The best way is not to argue with him. She laughs when she scolds you. Laugh until she is puzzled and angry. The more she scolds, the more you laugh. Remember, it's either a sneer or a joke smile. Imagine that all the dirty words she said were cursing herself. I promise I'll piss her off.

Let me tell you a story: Su Dongpo often fights with Buddha, but he never wins. Once, he went to see the Buddha who was meditating. When he saw the Buddha's hairstyle, he felt like a piece of shit. So he asked the Buddha, "What were you thinking when you saw me?" The Buddha said, "I thought of the Buddha." Shu Dongpo said, "When I saw you, I thought I saw a lump of shit." He was so proud that he felt that he had finally won once. When I saw my sister on my way home, I told the story again. As a result, my sister kept shaking her head and said, "Brother, you lost again this time. There is a Buddha in the Buddha's heart, so what he sees is the Buddha, and what you see is a piece of shit, which means that your heart is a piece of shit! "

So don't argue with her in the future. Whatever you say, there must be something on you.