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I quarreled with a girl in our class. She often scolds me. Is there any way to deceive her?
Let me tell you a story: Su Dongpo often fights with Buddha, but he never wins. Once, he went to see the Buddha who was meditating. When he saw the Buddha's hairstyle, he felt like a piece of shit. So he asked the Buddha, "What were you thinking when you saw me?" The Buddha said, "I thought of the Buddha." Shu Dongpo said, "When I saw you, I thought I saw a lump of shit." He was so proud that he felt that he had finally won once. When I saw my sister on my way home, I told the story again. As a result, my sister kept shaking her head and said, "Brother, you lost again this time. There is a Buddha in the Buddha's heart, so what he sees is the Buddha, and what you see is a piece of shit, which means that your heart is a piece of shit! "
So don't argue with her in the future. Whatever you say, there must be something on you.
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