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Gold touch continues to write a composition.

1. Composition If I can touch gold, what will the world be like if I have touched gold? I entered the world of alchemy with fantasy.

I got up early in the morning, yawned and stretched myself. As soon as the hand touches the bed, the bed becomes gold; When your hand touches the quilt, it becomes gold. The walls and cabinets were turned bright gold by my hands, and even a mosquito tried to suck the blood from my hands, but I also turned it into a "golden eagle mosquito" and left it on the bed. Haha, I have a touch of gold!

"Mom, mom, I have a touch of gold!" "Early in the morning, how do you say hu! Go, eat. " My mother came to hold my hand and I turned it into a golden statue. "ah!" I let out a cry of horror. "What's the matter, what's the matter, the meteorite hit the earth?" Dad rushed out of the bedroom in his pajamas and was surprised to see the statue. "Aliens broke in?" Dad also took my hand and was turned into gold. I'm afraid of losing my mind. Forget it, forget it, pray for heaven to return to its original state! Go out for a stroll!

When I walk in the street, people look at me like white (because I am covered in gold). I am not white, and I will not suck your bone marrow. The big deal is to turn you into gold. When taking the bus, the money was recognized as counterfeit by the driver and was thrown out. Uncle, you can always watch, this is gold! Go home, the key is gold. When I broke it, I had to sit at the door and cry. ...

It seems that a little gold is not a good thing!

2. What did you get after reading the composition of the touch of gold?

(1) King Medes learned to touch gold from strangers, jumped up with joy, ran around the house and grabbed anything he touched. He grabbed a bedpost and it immediately became a gold post. He took a book from the table and just touched his hand. Hey! He turned into a bundle of thin gold coins, and he quickly put on his clothes; This dress has also become a gorgeous and dazzling golden dress. The king took his glasses out of his pocket and put them on. Who knows that the glasses have turned into a golden film, and the eyes are dark and I can't see anything.

(2) "This is nothing." The king thought, "I can't expect great benefits without some minor inconvenience." He wants to see the garden, where there are many blooming roses. The breeze is blowing and the fragrance is intoxicating. The king shuttled back and forth among the flowers, tirelessly using the touch of gold until every flower was touched and even the insects in the stamens turned into gold.

(3) Later, the king returned to the palace to have breakfast with his daughter. There are coffee, bread, grilled fish and other foods on the long table. The king poured his daughter a cup of coffee, and her daughter exclaimed in surprise, "It was a porcelain cup just now, but how did it suddenly become a gold cup?" The king said to her happily, "I have a touch of gold!" " I will be the richest man in the world. As he spoke, he sent a spoonful of coffee to his mouth, but as soon as his lips touched the coffee, it immediately turned into a golden liquid, and then hardened into a piece of gold. Seeing this situation, he couldn't help being surprised. He casually picked up another piece of bread, but before he could break it, it had turned into a gold nugget. The king picked up a piece of grilled fish almost in despair. Needless to say, grilled fish suddenly turned into gold.

(4) The king watched his daughter eat bread and drink coffee with envy, walked over to her, stroked her and asked her to bring him some bread. Suddenly, his beloved daughter also became a golden statue.

(5) The king's frantic junior college shouted, "Come on, stranger! Come and save my daughter! "

(6) After a while, a stranger appeared in front of the king and said, "Touching gold must have brought you a lot of wealth!"

3. A primary school student's 250-word diary about the touch of gold. Today, I saw a fairy tale called "the touch of gold", which benefited a lot.

The story is about a king who loves money very much and hopes to have countless gold around him. So the king went to see the fairy himself and told him his wish that anything he touched would become gold. The fairy just smiled and readily agreed to his request

The king was very happy. He ordered people to prepare a banquet. However, when he picked up a piece of bread, it turned into gold, but the king was still very happy. He didn't see that the bread had turned into gold, so he took a bite. Unexpectedly, the king's two front teeth were bitten off.

From then on, the king never ate anything again and was finally starved to death. After reading this story, I couldn't help laughing.

Thought, greedy people will get what they deserve, so you can't be greedy anyway.

4. A pupil's 250-word diary about the touch of gold. I read a fairy tale called the touch of gold today, and I benefited a lot.

The story is about a king who loves money very much and hopes to have countless gold around him. So the king went to see the fairy himself and told him his wish that anything he touched would become gold. The fairy just smiled and readily agreed to his request

The king was very happy. He ordered people to prepare a banquet. However, when he picked up a piece of bread, it turned into gold, but the king was still very happy. He didn't see that the bread had turned into gold, so he took a bite. Unexpectedly, the king's two front teeth were bitten off.

From then on, the king never ate anything again and was finally starved to death. After reading this story, I couldn't help laughing.

Thought, greedy people will get what they deserve, so you can't be greedy anyway.

5. Composition If I can touch gold for 250 minutes, what will the world be like if I have touched gold? I entered the world of alchemy with fantasy.

I got up early in the morning, yawned and stretched myself. As soon as the hand touches the bed, the bed becomes gold; When your hand touches the quilt, it becomes gold.

The walls and cabinets were turned bright gold by my hands, and even a mosquito tried to suck the blood from my hands, but I also turned it into a "golden eagle mosquito" and left it on the bed. Haha, I have a touch of gold! "Mom, mom, I have a touch of gold!" "Early in the morning, how do you say hu! Go, eat. "

My mother came to hold my hand and I turned it into a golden statue. "ah!" I let out a cry of horror.

"What's the matter, what's the matter, the meteorite hit the earth?" Dad rushed out of the bedroom in his pajamas and was surprised to see the statue. "Aliens broke in?" Dad also took my hand and was turned into gold.

I was dumbfounded with fear. Forget it, forget it, pray for heaven to return to its original state! Go out for a stroll! When I walk in the street, people look at me like white (because I am covered in gold). I am not white, and I will not suck your bone marrow. The big deal is to turn you into gold.

When taking the bus, the money was recognized as counterfeit by the driver and was thrown out. Uncle, you can always watch, this is gold! Go home, the key is gold. When I broke it, I had to sit in front of the door and cry ... it seems that turning stone into gold is not a good thing.

6. Continue to write the composition. As a result, I wrote some people's names and found that the relationship was good. I don't remember their last names. This is often called habit.

I forgot how to write some simple words, and some simply wrote their nicknames. The students are so close that they forget their names.

There are still many typos. China's writing is extensive and profound, with many homophones. It is normal to make mistakes, but we should remember the respect and charm of people around us, otherwise they will make jokes. A salesman once said such an example. His job is to attract customers for Johnson & Johnson, one of which is a drug grocery store.

Every time he goes to this store, he always talks with the clerk at the counter before he goes to see the owner. One day, when he went to this store, the owner suddenly told him that he didn't have to come again. He doesn't want to buy Johnson & Johnson products, because many of Johnson & Johnson's activities are designed for food markets and cheap shops, which is not good for small drugstores.

The shop assistant had to leave the shop. He drove around town for a long time and finally decided to go back to the store and make it clear.

When he entered the store, he greeted the clerk at the counter as usual, and then went in to see the owner. The shopkeeper was very happy to see him, smiled and welcomed him back, and ordered twice as much food as usual.

The salesman was surprised and didn't understand what happened after he left the store. The shopkeeper pointed to a boy selling drinks at the counter and said, "After you left the store, the boy selling drinks came up to me and told me that you were the only one who greeted the salesman who came to the store.

He told me that if anyone is worth doing business with, it should be you. "Since then, the shopkeeper has become the best customer of the shop assistant.

The salesman said, "I will never forget that caring and respecting everyone is the quality we must have." Caring for and respecting others must have noble sentiments and an open mind.

When you let the other person feel warm and happy emotionally and be enriched and satisfied spiritually with your sincere heart, you will experience a beautiful and harmonious interpersonal relationship, and you will have many friends and finally succeed. Human anatomy class This is a human anatomy class. A group of newly enrolled college students came to a fresh specimen under the guidance of the professor.

The specimen is an old man who just died. Before his death, he voluntarily donated his body to medical college. Although some of his children objected, the old man's attitude was firm.

Finally, they had to obey the wishes of the old man. The glass cover was lifted gently, and the scalpel was in his hand. The old professor suddenly stopped. He said to the students, "Let's observe a three-minute silence for this strange deceased!" " The students were shocked, and then they took off their hats and scarves.

Three minutes later, the old professor said, "Although this specimen was donated voluntarily by himself, we have damaged his health after all, so we should apologize to him!" " The students listened quietly, and this anatomy class gave them two baptisms of life: one from the respect of pure specimens and the other from the respect of an old professor for a corpse. Dignity of Beggars My friend Jim once told me a story that happened around him.

Everyone who lives in this world has dignity, which is the spiritual pillar of their life, even beggars are no exception. Jim once met a beggar in the underground passage where the homeless gathered.

That is a young man in his twenties. He was in rags, holding a faded old guitar and singing sad songs.

Such a scene can be seen every day in this city. "People who can earn their own living are begging for alms here. Why don't they blush? " With this in mind, Jim quickened his pace and walked forward.

Jim doesn't want to pay any price for such a person. Sad songs still linger in Jim's ears, but Jim is not in the mood to stop.

"Just a moment, sir." When Jim walked up the steps, a voice stopped him. Jim knew it was the beggar.

"Even if others don't give money, you have to catch up and ask for money! I will never give money to such a person. " Thinking of this, Jim said to him angrily, "I'm sorry, I have no money for you." I have my hands full right now. Please don't bother me. "

"You misunderstood. I want to ask, is this your business? " When Jim saw the wallet in his hand, he realized that it was his own wallet and there was a whole ten thousand dollars in it. If the money is lost, Jim's work will be finished. In a flash, Jim felt ashamed and misunderstood the beggar himself.

He didn't ask Jim for anything but returned Jim's lost wallet. Jim took the wallet with great excitement. In order to show his gratitude, he took out a $65,438+00 bill from his wallet and said to the beggar, "Please accept my little gift!" " ""Sir, I really need money, but I have my own principles. "

The little beggar said, "I hope you have a good mood today. Pay attention next time." Goodbye, sir. "

After that, I went back to my original place and continued to play the old guitar. The guitar sound, which was originally not very pleasant to hear, suddenly became so humanized. Jim stood there, feeling quiet around him, only the sweet sound of guitar lingering in his ears.

This is the dignity of beggars. You can't buy respect. Rich people are rich, but they can't get respect from others. He is worried about this and thinks about how to get everyone's respect every day.

Walking in the street one day, he saw a beggar in rags on the street. Thinking that the opportunity had come, he dropped a shiny gold coin into the beggar's broken bowl. Who knows that the beggar didn't lift his head and was still busy catching lice. The rich man couldn't help but get angry: "Are you blind? Didn't you see that I gave you gold coins? " The beggar still didn't look at him and replied, "it's your business to give it or not." If you are not happy, you can take it back. "

The rich man was furious and lost ten gold coins in the beggar's bowl on impulse, thinking that he would thank himself on his stomach this time. Only to find that the beggar still ignored him.

The rich man almost jumped up: "I'll give you ten gold coins." As you can see clearly, I am rich. At least you can respect me, thank you. " The beggar replied lazily.