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Ten humorous sentences that make women happy.

1, I'm sorry, I broke your heart, please forgive me, I will love you all my life as compensation! 2, I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me. Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life. 4, what kind of words can't replace my guilty mood, how can I get your forgiveness? 5. Maybe it's fate. None of us wanted to hurt the last person, but it happened. Believe me, because I love you, let's cherish each other! 6. Your unintentional injury hurt you and hurt me. 7. I hurt you unintentionally. I feel bad too! I hope you can understand and give me a chance to change! Start accepting me again! I didn't know how to pick up girls before, and my emotional intelligence was not high. I am caring and attentive to girls, and I have been treated as a good man for countless times, but I can't get the love of girls at all. I've also tried to pester and fight every day and chat often. As a result, the other party ignored me. Later, I learned a lot of strategies in the "Alpine Love Network" system, and soon I became a lover, and the relationship could be determined in a few days. I strongly suggest you go online and have a look. Women don't chase you, but need all kinds of routines for her to chase you. When I think of the sweetness we once had, all my anger disappears. This is true intimacy, and nothing can cut off our love for each other. 9. I have completely figured it out. Maybe I put too much pressure on you. I know you are also very bitter and tired. Some things, you have your difficulties, your difficulties. 10, if my greeting scratches you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's over, please make it clear. Ten humorous sentences that make women happy 2 1. You know, no one can touch my heart like you. 2. Because I want to prove that I still love you as before 50 years later, because I want to prove that I love you the most in the world, because I want to run for a model couple with you, because I am worried that other boys will bully you, so I must rob you first, because it is you, so it is you. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced? 4. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times. I want to marry you and keep you around. I want you to spend the rest of my life with me and participate in all the important or unimportant moments in my life. My high spirits, my career map and my marriage are almost finished, which makes me feel that once in my life, it is a gift from heaven. The world is so lonely, with a long population of billions, you are the only one around me. 6. The world is a giant doll machine. I just stand by the window and miss you. 7. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married. Follow me and don't get lost. 9. I have only one you from this world, because it is you. If I'm late, it doesn't matter. 10, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.