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How does Yang Guo cut his nails?

Question 1: 1. Yang Guo is one-armed, how does he cut his nails? 2. Xiao Zhao wears shackles all the time, how does he change his pants? 1: Doesn’t he have the magic power of snapping his fingers? Open

2: Skirt + cloth

3: Bamboo was used in ancient times

4: Bad breath only occurs when eating

5: Flying together, and even if you die, you can be resurrected and continue to turn into a butterfly

Question 2: Yang Guo only has one hand, how does he cut his nails? This was not stated in the original work "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

But generally speaking, there are several methods:

1. You can grind it with stones;

2. He has a big eagle and you can ask it to Help;

3. You can bite it with your teeth;

4. You can break it with internal force;

5. Use the magic power of your fingers to fly out part of the nail. (Yang Guo once learned this trick from Huang Yaoshi)

Question 3: How does Yang Guo cut his nails? Joke: Yang Guo hit Jinlun Dharma King with a palm, and the five claw marks on the middle palm were bleeding, "Nine Yins" White Bone Claw? I didn’t expect you, Yang Guo, to practice such sinister martial arts, bah." Yang Guo roared: "MLGB, I can't cut my nails."

Question 4: Yang Guo's arm is missing one, so how can he cut his nails? Have long nails? Have you ever found that your long nails are more likely to break when doing laundry? In the same way, Yang Guo's nails were broken while washing clothes

Question 5: Yang Guo only has one hand, so how does he cut his nails? There was a divine eagle helping him, using his skills to bite off his nails. Or he can bite with his mouth.

Question 6: How should Yang Guo cut his nails if he broke a hand? My aunt cut my nails when my aunt was there. I was too sad to cut my aunt after my aunt left. After I met my aunt again, I could ask my aunt to cut my nails.

Question 7: How does Hero Yang Guo cut his nails? Many netizens have provided Various answers. 1. Yang Guo carries a black iron sword on his back. His martial arts skills are so high that he can cut nails with his sword energy. 2. Yang Guo's internal strength was so powerful that he could even cut off his own meridians with ease. It was too easy to cut off a fingernail. 3. I guess he likes to chew his fingers with his mouth, just like me. When he chews on them, his nails break. 4. Of course it was ground on a stone! 5. I think Yang Guo must have cut his nails with his feet. As a hero, his muscles and bones are very strange. 6. There is an eagle beside him, which is close to human form and can take on many household chores, not to mention the small task of cutting nails. 7. At that time, the Yihongyuan chain store was available in every city, and Yang Guo could enjoy many services by spending a little money. 8. First use your internal strength to create a hurricane around you, then use the gravity of the hurricane to form a vacuum zone, and finally take the middle value of the hurricane and put in nine silver needles. Due to the gravity of the hurricane and the zero density of the vacuum, it acts like a beard knife, which can both shave and cut nails. 9. You are all wrong. The real answer should be - the director used his power and did not allow Yang Guo to grow his nails.

Question 8: How does Yang Guo cut his nails? He has a beautiful aunt, you know...

Question 9: Ask for the solution. Yang Guo has lived alone for sixteen years. How do you cut your arm nails? He bit it with his mouth

Question 10: Three unsolved mysteries in the world: 1. How did Yang Guo cut his nails for so many years? First, Yang Guo was disabled, but not mentally retarded. Someone help him! Secondly, people in ancient times did not have penises, only crotch cloths. Thirdly, Mei Chaofeng knew how to use the Nine Yin White Bone Claw, but she was not stupid, so how could she use martial arts to wipe it? I haven’t seen Guo Jing shoot himself to death in so many years