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Laughter and laughter filled the campus composition.
Ten minutes after class, the whole beautiful campus is full of fun. Whether on the playground or in the corridor; Or in other places, there are lively figures and smiling faces of students.
You see, in the corridor, many students are whispering happily, and there are waves of cheerful laughter. You can see at a glance that they are talking about happy things; Many students are playing on the playground. How happy they are! The parallel bars in the playground are crowded with people. I saw some students doing somersaults on the parallel bars. What a wonderful thing! It attracted the cheers of the students.
Listen carefully, there is the sound of kicking shuttlecock not far away. Who is kicking the shuttlecock? It turned out that Lin, a classmate of our class, was kicking shuttlecock. I saw her throw the shuttlecock up and kick it when she lifted her foot. Badminton immediately flew into the sky like a rocket, and then dropped rapidly. Then she kicked again ... the classmates around her were counting for her: one, two ... Wow, that's amazing. I kicked more than a dozen times in a row. The students applauded her thunderously.
I'm playing games with my friends! We are playing the game of "the eagle catches the chicken". We guess boxing decides whether it's an eagle or a hen. As a result, I lost. I wanted to be an eagle and Wu was a hen. I thought to myself, "We must catch the chicken today and never fail."
At the beginning of the game, I saw the hen spread her wings to protect the chicken, and the chicken followed the hen in fear. My eagle runs very fast, chasing its prey. However, no matter where I go, I can't catch my prey because the hen is desperately trying to stop it. I'm afraid I can't catch my prey. At this time, I saw a "chicken" leave the team and accidentally fell to the ground. Maybe it's because you run too fast. This is really my blessing! I rushed up at once, and I caught her before she could return to the team. Great, my "eagle" can "have a full meal" today! I danced with joy and smiled proudly.
At this moment, the bell rang, and we stopped playing and walked quickly back to the classroom. We had a good time these ten minutes.
Laughter and laughter filled the campus. 2 Open the floodgate of memory. In the colorful campus life, our laughter is indispensable. After all, everyone has a childlike innocence! This is especially true for those of us who laugh for a little thing.
That day, we just finished our lunch break and were preparing to listen to the radio. Suddenly, amid everyone's laughter, I looked up at a fly and caught the attention of the whole class. Then, we started our human-insect war. At first, we just stared at it and flew. After a while, the restless heart of our class became active. First Xu Aoliang slapped the fly, then Zhao Zhiyuan was in front, but missed. With the students giggling, the fly landed on Li Yujie's head. Li Yujie patted his head angrily, but the fly was very clever. I looked down and it landed on my desk. I hit it subconsciously. The fly fled to Xu Aoliang's feet in panic. Xu Aoliang won't miss this opportunity. He stamped his left foot, split his right foot, and his legs were like hot wheels's, madly stepping on the frightened fly. However, this fly was born again. Or escape from the "foot of death". Luo, a member of the brigade, took out his Chinese textbook and fanned a few flies. Just as everyone was having fun, Mr. Wang's footsteps sounded. When Miss Wang came into the classroom, we were still playing with flies. After reading for a while, Mr. Wang took out a book, opened the window and fanned it. The fly flew out of the window meekly, as if to say goodbye to us. Xu Aoliang opened his eyes the most, and then laughed. Look at a fly that was caught by 29 people for ten minutes, and it only took half a minute to fly away. We laughed more happily! Our laughter filled the campus ... Look! Now everyone is laughing because of Mr. Wang's confusion! Ha ha laugh ...
It can be described as "laughter and laughter all over the campus"!
Laughter and laughter flooded the campus composition article 3 "Haha … Haha ……" There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, which was an interesting spelling game in our natural composition class.
The teacher announced the rules of the game as follows: the class is divided into three groups, and each group prepares a piece of paper. The first group of students discuss writing three "who?" The second group of students discuss and write three "Where?" The third group of students discuss how to write three "how to do it" on paper. When you write, you should keep it a secret so that no one can see or hear it. After writing, mark the sentences with "1, 2, 3." Then choose a representative from each group, read them in order and combine them into an interesting sentence. Then exchange what you wrote, spell sentences, and play three games altogether.
The first round of the competition began, and the teachers divided into groups. We are the third group. Each group of people gathered around and whispered. ...
At this time, some students in our group suggested, "Why don't we write about eating chicken legs with relish?" We replied with one voice: "Good good! We agree! " At this time, I proposed: "We write that the monitor manages the class with a pointer stick." "ok!" The students said in unison. Finally, we wrote "Watching Journey to the West in bed with relish"
After writing, our group sent a representative Wang, the first group was Liu Yifei, and the second group was Xu Dongyang. I began to read: "Logger Vick, wearing an orange hat and hairless, is eating chicken legs with relish in the stinking toilet." Just after reading it, the whole class burst into laughter. Look! Some laughed their eyes, nose and mouth together, like a smiling Buddha. Some laughed while striking the table, and some laughed until tears came out.
The second round started and we became the first group. We formed a circle, and I said, "We wrote about Liu Yifei, the monitor with short hair and dark skin, and managed the class with a stick." "ok!" The students are very satisfied. Then another classmate said, "How about we write a fat pig for nothing?" "good!" We answered with one voice. At this time, a classmate wrote a sentence in a hurry and then walked away.
After the completion, I was sent as a representative to start reading: "Pig Bajie, a fat pig in vain, playing with his mobile phone with his legs crossed in the busy vegetable market." After saying his word, the students all laughed their heads off. Liu Xiaojun stamped his foot, shook his head, and "plopped" and laughed. Some students covered their stomachs with laughter, while others held their heads and smiled. They were so happy that the classroom became an ocean of joy.
The game ended in our laughter. I really want to play again!
The campus is full of laughter. Article 4 "At the beginning of life, the nature is good, the nature is similar, but the nature is far away". Where is the sound of reading? It turns out that students in Shengpu Primary School are studying! Listening to the sound of this book is really pleasant!
The school gate is very high, like a little giant guarding us there. There is a small bridge behind the little giant, which is as straight as a big ruler and spans between the two teaching buildings.
In the corridor of the teaching building, there are famous sayings, famous sentences and students who copy the works of masters.
We have two libraries, one of which is on the second floor of the teaching building. Students and teachers are reading books here, which are full of books. Go ahead and you'll find Nakazo Wenxin Square. There is a small pond in the middle. There are many goldfish, big and small, and some are playing hide-and-seek with you.
On the left is the canteen, where we eat every day. Aunties have done so much for us that we must repay them well. The playground is just ahead, and it looks like a zero in the distance. The library is in front of the central square. There are many famous sayings in it, "I just used other people's coffee time at work", which benefited us a lot.
This is our beautiful campus. In order to keep it beautiful, I will protect public property and protect our common home.
Laughter and laughter spread all over the campus. That place is still laughing and laughing, and my heart is still there.
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In that place, in spring, everything revives, spring returns to the earth, and green is sweeping the earth. In summer, the sun is like fire, the scorching sun is scorching, and sweat is sprinkled all over the earth. Autumn, crisp autumn, crisp autumn, infected that land. In winter, the earth is covered with silver, frosted and breathed, and the cold "erodes" the earth. That place full of laughter-campus.
Spring scenery is full of gardens.
As the saying goes, "Spring Garden cannot be closed", and the campus is such a place. Just before dawn, the sun shone on the water droplets, colorful and dazzling. Strolling around the campus, you will find the beauty different from the outside world: ants work hard, the sky and white clouds form a dazzling ink painting, and the sunrise radiates five colors. The combination of students' reading sound and this exquisite ink painting can be described as "bringing out the best in each other".
The campus exudes the smell of earth, the ink of books, the fragrance of flowers, and a "romantic fragrance" is staged at the tip of the nose. In the afternoon, the students laughed and laughed, encouraged and praised again and again, and laughed again and again ... No matter the joys and sorrows, or the ups and downs, everything went up in smoke in this sunny playground. In the evening, the moon clocks in for work, and the students do their homework quietly in the class. The teachers changed their homework quietly, and everything seemed so warm.
Summer-birds sing, cicadas sing
Yang Wanli's poem "The lotus leaf in the sky is infinitely colorful, and the lotus flower reflects the sun in a different color", but our campus is "but tonight is cold-the wind, cicadas, and songs are on my heart". In summer, the same is true of Buddhist words such as "thousand worries" and "peace of mind is naturally cool". Meng Haoran said, "And tonight in the cold dusk-the wind, cicadas are singing on my heart", but if you invite him to my place, the suffering of the years has long been forgotten, and all that remains is happiness.
What do students do in summer? The students didn't realize that summer was coming. Because the school has prepared a "secret composition weapon" for us-air conditioning, which is an artifact to alleviate the summer heat. However, air conditioning can't cool the grove in our school. It is like a summer resort. As soon as I sat there, the Bird Cicada Symphony sounded and the cool breeze slowly applauded. Because of this, people who go to the "Summer Resort" every summer are full, and some have to make an appointment!
Autumn-autumn is crisp.
Autumn is a good season. The earth changed into new clothes, and the students immediately adjusted to the "fighting" state from the beginning of the summer vacation. Except for the heat in summer, the "Summer Resort" is deserted. But another place came alive, accompanied by an activity-sports meeting. It is necessary to mention that the sports meeting is an annual event, which is true. The students have high morale and want to show their talents in this crisp autumn weather.
Some "schoolmasters" also put down their papers and participated in them. Our school motto is "Diligence, Diligence and Beauty", and this "Sports Meeting" perfectly shows the diligence of the students. Cheers and screams came from the playground, and there was a sea of people. The whole campus is full of laughter, and I feel a sense of pride when I see the achievements made by my classmates on the playground.
Winter-Self-knowledge of temperature change
The enthusiastic sports meeting ended and ushered in the winter wrapped in silver. Here, the boys on the basketball court are scrambling to grab the ball and dunk. Girls are walking leisurely in the corridor, as if they don't feel cold at all. This is the so-called "self-knowledge of changes in temperature".
In our south, it is difficult to snow in winter, but I still look forward to it every year, like a silly child. Early in the morning, it is already 7 o'clock, and it is still a little dark. Spring water drops turn into frost, crystal clear, like pearls, beautiful and generous. People say there are four seasons in a year, including spring, summer, autumn and winter. But in my eyes, there are only three seasons in a year. Spring and winter are integrated. The same reading sound, the same morning, the same classmates, everything is so beautiful.
Another year, another year of laughter, and that familiar place.
The campus is full of laughter. On the day of summer vacation, on the campus in the afternoon, the hustle and bustle receded like a flood, and Er Dan was thirsty. Listening to the "popsicle ice cream" sound of monkey hair outside the school gate, my heart itches. Suddenly I saw Zhou Dudu, and my mind suddenly came to me.
He quietly pulled Zhou Dudu aside and said, "Pork belly, do you know what is the best music in the world?"
"The second spring reflects the moon!" Zhou Dudu likes playing erhu, so he can't live without his mouth.
"No, it's a frog!" Two eggs solemnly said.
"Nonsense, it's Erhuqu!" Zhou DuDu has a high tone.
"Frogs bark!"
"Erhuqu!"
The two men quarreled fiercely in the hot sun.
A busybody reported to the teacher, and the teacher rushed to hear the news. After asking the reason, he immediately understood that Er Dan was digging a hole for Zhou Dudu, and he secretly laughed. Thinking of Er Dan's hard work in the past year, his achievements have advanced by leaps and bounds. However, Zhou Dudu doesn't like reading at ordinary times. He only studies textbooks hard and can't read widely. He is determined to help Er Dan and punish Zhou Dudu a little. So, the teacher said, "Let's compare the two of you and show your unique skills so that everyone can judge."
Zhou Dudu was anxious when he heard it: "Teacher, my erhu is at home and can't play!" "
Er Dan also learned from Zhou Dudu: "Teacher, my frog is in the river, so I can't play!" "
"That was no better. Let's break up! " The teacher is threatening to leave.
"Teacher, don't go, don't go, I have a way to make everyone listen to frogs!" Two eggs were so anxious that they almost came forward to catch the teacher.
"Nonsense, two eggs, if you can make frogs croak now, I'll treat you to ice cream!" Zhou DuDu spirit not dozen 1 come, two eggs is importune.
"A word from a gentleman is a promise. Come with me! " Two eggs have an answer.
Everyone crowding round followed two eggs to the flower bed of the school. There, a watermelon planted by an old porter is spreading around with a smile.
A group of other students saw so many people around the flower bed and felt strange, so they all followed.
Two eggs look at you, cleared his throat finger watermelon said:
"Are you also here to see the gourd?"
The students want to know if these two eggs are crazy. Obviously it is watermelon, how can it be called gourd? They retorted:
"This is a watermelon!"
"This is a gourd!" Two eggs solemnly shook his head.
"It's watermelon!" More voices are echoing.
"It's a gourd!" Two eggs look flustered.
"It's watermelon! It's watermelon! It's watermelon! " Everyone is crazy.
"Not a melon! Not a melon! Not a melon! " Two eggs let out a cry and earned a red face.
"It's a melon! It's a melon It is a melon! " The voice was deafening, and even Zhou Dudu followed at the top of his lungs.
"no! Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't! No! "
"melon! Melon! Melon! Melon! Melon! " At the edge of the flower bed, croaking sounds come and go, like frogs singing by the river in summer.
Two eggs laughed and said, "Zhou Dudu, did you hear the frog?" Bring ice cream! "
"No frogs ... er ..." Zhou Dudu suddenly understood that there was no love in his face.
Later, Zhou Dudu chased Er Dan and asked him where he learned so many tricks. Er Dan cheated Zhou Dudu of two ice creams and a bottle of soda water in a row before he took out a biography of talented people in Ming Dynasty. ...
Later, there was another child on campus who couldn't walk without books. People nicknamed him "I can't put it down", and the initiator was Er Dan.
A long time later, in a foreign university, there was a well-read doctor from China named "DuDu Week".
Laughter and laughter spread all over the campus. Our school is full of laughter all the year round.
In spring, with the willows sticking out their green arms and the grass sticking out their pointed heads, even the peach blossoms on campus show shy smiles. In the air blown by the spring breeze, there is a faint fragrance everywhere. On the playground, we can hear our shouts and frolicking everywhere, and we exercise together with Mr. Chun's footsteps.
In hot summer, the whole campus is like a big stove under the sun. You see, the students are absorbed in reading after the teacher, for fear of missing a little knowledge. No matter how hot the weather is, the teacher's earnest teachings are watering our hearts like nectar.
Autumn fulfilled its promise. In the sound of reading, every autumn leaf records every little thing that happened on campus. In the autumn wind, I will not leave my composition for a long time. This warm learning atmosphere deeply infects me and inspires us to study hard.
When the cold winter came, we were not frightened at all. In physical education class, laughter filled the whole playground, and we temporarily put down our study. The spacious playground has become our ocean of joy, and we play to our heart's content. Some students play skipping rope, some students practice running and some students kick shuttlecock. Especially the students who kicked shuttlecock, kicked straight for a while, and then retaliated. Some even made prickly gestures, which dazzled me. We breathe fresh air, and even the hot air from Harbin seems to be shouting for us.
Laughter and laughter spread throughout the campus. The sun shines on the campus and on us in Class Four (4), and laughter keeps coming out. Guess what our class is doing. Yes, we are playing with the eagle to catch the chicken.
Today, our Chinese class is unique, even on the playground. It is Teacher Gu who makes our composition more enlightening, so let's play a game-"The eagle catches the chicken". The rule of this game is very simple, that is, choose a strong "eagle" classmate and a smart "hen" classmate. If the eagle catches the chicken, it loses. After listening to the rules, everyone is eager to try!
With the teacher's command, our game began and everyone was stunned. As a result, "Eagle" caught a weak, poor and helpless chicken, and our chicken was a little nervous.
The second round has begun. Xiaoming will be an eagle and Xiaomei will be a hen. At the beginning, our Xiaogang classmate fainted and the chickens were separated. Soon, Xiaojun was caught by the "eagle" and we all gasped.
Next it's my turn to be an eagle. The teacher is a hen, and the students behind are clutching the clothes of the students in front, which looks like a long line from a distance. I used my hand as a claw, flapping left and right, trying to trap the "old hen" by a diversion. But who knows, I fell into my own trap. But I was not reconciled and attacked the old hen again. The old hen almost fell down, so I ran after her. Suddenly, I turned over and failed.
Although I lost, I gained a lot of happiness with my classmates and didn't waste this warm sunshine at all. It was a happy afternoon. The competition also ended in the laughter of the students.
The campus is full of laughter. Happy campus left me many wonderful stories and moments! There are huge playgrounds, tree-lined paths, hard-working students and a warm past that helps each other. My campus life is colorful.
Ding, ding, the bell is ringing. This class is our favorite physical education class. Everyone is very excited. The students lined up in the playground early, full of excitement. In the bright sunshine, the figure of a teacher is waiting for our arrival. This is a strong PE teacher standing on the playground looking at us, as if talking about class! When the clever monitor saw it, he immediately shouted, "Attention." We started a group activity to relax our bones, which was very enjoyable.
After the group sports, the teacher began to explain today's learning content and told us what to pay attention to. He took out four kinds of equipment: skipping rope, badminton, volleyball and basketball. After choosing, we can move freely. Every time we go to physical education class, we sweat heartily, and sweat and laughter are intertwined to compose a group of cheerful movements.
During the break, you will find some students reading, some skipping and some playing. Here, you can also feel tension and warmth. Tension comes from students' exams and competition, and warmth comes from students' help and comfort. When you encounter difficulties, everyone will come to help you solve them. When you are in a bad mood, everyone will come to comfort you. Everything you say warms your heart.
How wonderful my campus life is, just like flowers in full bloom in spring, full of infinite vitality and hope.
The campus is full of laughter. Our campus life is colorful. We learned a lot of knowledge there, and I think the best campus life is a happy, beautiful and unforgettable time in physical education class!
I remember once in physical education class, the teacher asked us to hit sandbags. I think: since we play sandbags, we should have fun. We divided into groups and started a fierce game-punching sandbags.
Lizzie, CoCo Lee and I hid in the middle, while Zhou Dongyan and Zhou Dongli played outside. Zhou Dongyan used her killer weapon. At the beginning, she made a decision and solved all our problems. We must obey orders and stand there like wood. Zhou Dongyan threw a bag. What a coincidence! It fell on Lizzie's shoulder. We are really in distress situation. Next, the students came down one by one. Just me and CoCo Lee. At this time, Zhou Dongyan killed both, and I had a fight with CoCo Lee. This is the end of the first game.
The second game has begun. It's Lizzie's turn to play Li Lengke, and Lizzie plays two-in-one package. It's really "killing two birds with one stone"! At this moment, a bird flew from the air and caught my attention. Just as I was staring at the birds in a daze with relish, sandbags flew towards me, with a sigh of "Ouch". I let out a cry and hurried off the field. Everyone sympathizes with me.
The students were knocked down by sandbags one by one. Although they are sad, they also feel happy.
This is my colorful campus life. We left colorful footprints on campus. Happy campus life has left us great happiness. I like our happy campus life.
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