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Ginkgo tree's self-reported composition! Urgent
hello! Meet for the first time and make friends! Who am I? I am the legendary handsome guy in the tree-Ginkgo biloba, who is well proportioned, majestic and handsome, and has made countless boys and girls in the world moved and dumped by it.
If you want to know how handsome I am, please come with me-I'm wearing a gray suit and countless leaf-shaped jewelry, and my dark green hair is parted, which is the most powerful hairstyle in the world. My seed is drupe-shaped, hard and firm ... What? You say my dress is too ugly? This is the symbol of our ginkgo tree family! You know what? People's liberation army army uniforms are pine branches green, the air force is sky blue, and the navy is spray white. Our ginkgo family, cement ash!
don't underestimate our ginkgo! We are simply talented and beautiful, and we are also great heroes of mankind. In autumn, our seeds will be covered with branches. When they are cooked, they are human's favorite first-class delicacies-smile and be used as medicine! People regard them as "treasures". Our leaves can not only lower blood pressure and blood lipid, but also extract gingerol, a high-grade nutrient ... < P > Although we are so "powerful", we also have a disadvantage-we are afraid of cold. To put it mildly, I just like warm and humid climate. Don't joke, gold is not enough, and no one is perfect.
Yes, let me tell you another secret. We also divide ginkgo into men and women! I am the first handsome man in the ginkgo tree family.
As the saying goes, horses are not fat if they don't eat night grass, and people don't give out their nicknames, so are we. What gongsunshu and ginkgo trees are my nicknames. I also have a foreign name, but it's not xiaoshenyang, but Ginkgo Biloba! Is it awesome?
after talking so much, I'm thirsty. Can I have a glass of "China, United States, Portugal and United Kingdom"-pure water? Mmm, delicious, pollution-free! To be a tree, you must be the best and tasteful!
Stop talking. It's time for me to go home and do my homework. "Sharks are coming". Bye!
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