Lines about paying back money

Song Jia and Liu Jinshan came on stage

Song Jia: Dear leaders and dear friends,

Song Jia and Liu Jinshan: Hello everyone.

Song Jia: Our program is called paying back the money.

Liu Jinshan: Money is in our lives...

Feng Gong: Dear leaders, friends, guests, Ladis and fellow villagers.

Song Jia, Feng Gong: I miss you so much.

Feng Gong: Cantata.

Feng Gong: How do you two know that I have to say that I want you to die?

Song Jia: You don’t know anything else.

Liu Jinshan: Why are you talking? This is Teacher Feng. You don’t know anything else.

Song Jia: That should be said...

Liu Jinshan: Nothing else at all.

Liu Jinshan: First of all, I wish my friends’ careers to be as prosperous as the China Pavilion at the World Expo.

Song Jia: I wish my friends that their days will be as fiery as the Asian Games relay.

Niu Li: I wish my friends’ living standards to be as high as those of Chang’e 2.

Feng Gong: I wish the money in my friends’ pockets will be as bulging as my wife’s belly. This belly makes me happy just to look at it. Even though it’s not mine,

Niu Li: Let’s make it clear, what do you mean it’s not yours?

Feng Gong: Oh, by the way, I didn’t say that. It’s clear, friends, this is not a child, it’s a big leather bag I picked up while sweeping the street yesterday.

Liu Jinshan: That’s my father-in-law’s pension money.

Song Jia: A full 100,000 yuan.

Niu Li: One hundred thousand, how much instant noodles do you have to buy?

Feng Gong: Just open your mouth and get instant noodles. We are all new Beijingers, so why don’t you order some pickled mustard? Give the money back!

Niu Li: If I don’t return it, I call according to my business card, but they don’t come to pick it up.

Liu Jinshan: She didn’t let him.

Song Jia: Can I let him go to your house? Catch a chicken in a cage, catch a fish in troubled waters, catch a turtle in an urn.

Feng Gong: Wait a minute, what kind of animal is your husband?

Song Jia: No animals can go!

Feng Gong: Then I want to go to your house to deliver it in person, why don’t you agree?

Liu Jinshan: Can I agree? You go to our house, I am often not at home, my wife is so beautiful, you go, right?

Song Jia: What is it! So we settled on a middle ground.

Niu Li, Feng Gong, Liu Jinshan, Song Jia: Millennium Monument, joint.

Song Jia: Hurry up.

Feng Gong: Oops, why are you lingering? Hurry up

Niu Li: If I carry it, am I going to be faster? Come here, come here, oh, pay attention. Come on, carry it on your back.

Feng Gong: I am walking forward like a turtle shell on my back, and you are following behind. How will the people in the community react? Ah, the trendy sister shines brightly, while others walk the dog and she walks the turtle. You better keep it.

Niu Li: I feel uncomfortable holding it.

Feng Gong: You are still enjoying it. Didn’t I give you my seat on the bus just now? The thieves didn’t even dare to attack.

Niu Li: Well, if he takes action, it will not only be an economic issue, but also a style issue.

Feng Gong: Ah, by the way, I heard that behind this economic problem is also a style problem.

Niu Li: Here we are, why haven’t they come yet?

Feng Gong: I decided to meet at 4 o'clock.

Niu Li: It’s already past 5 o’clock.

Feng Gong: You don’t allow people to block traffic. Didn’t we come out of Tiantongyuan at noon and now we can go to the TV station? Long live your understanding, right?

Niu Li: Here we come.

Feng Gong: Behind me, there is also a red-haired boy.

Niu Li: Probably a bodyguard.

Feng Gong: Ambush.

Song Jia: Oh, come on!

Liu Jinshan: Why are you always following me!

Song Jia: Nonsense, you look like a bun and you blame a dog for following you around. That’s the right code.

Liu Jinshan: Far up the Hanshan Mountain, the stone path is slanted, the stone path is slanted, the path is slanted.

Song Jia: Ouch, are you sour? You're so dizzy, so dizzy.

Feng Gong: Me and her deep in the white clouds

Feng Gong: What have you been doing?

Niu Li: I borrowed a hat.

Liu Jinshan: I thought the prince would meet the princess.

Feng Gong: It’s a dinosaur meeting a frog.

Liu Jinshan: When will the bright moon come?

Feng Gong: Look up and see for yourself.

Liu Jinshan: How much sorrow can you have?

Feng Gong: It’s like a pot of two pots of rice.

Liu Jinshan: Dad.

Feng Gong: Ah.

Liu Jinshan: biological father.

Niu Li: Wrong breed.

Song Jia: Yes, when he sees money, he calls him daddy.

Liu Jinshan: My dear dad, my dad relies on it for retirement, my mother relies on it for social security, my son relies on it for college entrance examination, and the whole family relies on it for food and clothing. If it is lost, my dad cannot support himself. My mother can't get social security, my son can't take the college entrance examination, and the whole family can't have enough food and clothing. I still have to be like a cow, greedy for sleep, get up early, run as fast as possible, eat milk, and squeeze grass.

Feng Gong: Brother, don’t worry. For your father’s pension, your mother’s social security, your son’s college entrance examination, and the food and clothing of the whole family, and for you not to get up early and not eat milk or grass, this hundred thousand I really can't pay back the money.

Liu Jinshan: Why can’t you pay it back?

Feng Gong: I have to ask clearly, where did you lose this 100,000 yuan!

Liu Jinshan: Where did you pick up this 100,000 yuan?

Feng Gong: Wherever you lost it, I picked it up!

Liu Jinshan: I lost it wherever you picked it up.

Feng Gong: So I picked it up first.

Liu Jinshan: I lost it later.

Feng Gong: Then it’s not yours.

Liu Jinshan: It’s mine.

Feng Gong: Don’t glare at me if it’s yours. What a harmonious society values ??is calmness.

Liu Jinshan: Please give me a while.

Feng Gong: I am afraid of you if you stare at me. I am a talented person in today’s martial arts world.

Liu Jinshan: Then I am a genius in today’s martial arts world.

Song Jia: That’s right.

Feng Gong: You are more talented than me, so you have an extra talent.

Liu Jinshan: Why am I so talented? I make a gesture and you don’t even know what it is. Hey, what is this?

Feng Gong: That’s a bear rubbing against a tree. Hey, what's this action? In this industry, it’s called holding the moon in your arms. Hi, what is this industry called?

Liu Jinshan: This is.

Feng Gong: Another month of hugging.

Liu Jinshan: Why are you always hugging the moon?

Feng Gong: If you don’t hug her, she will be lost

Niu Li: Yes, you have to hug her all the time

Song Jia: Wait a minute, this woman is talking to Who are you?

Feng Gong: She is my security guard.

Niu Li: Hello

Song Jia: Why is the security guard wearing yellow clothes?

Feng Gong: Well, royal security.

Song Jia: You security guard has such a big belly!

Feng Gong: This is a greeting from the royal family. It’s so greasy.

Song Jia: When will your child be born?

Niu Li: Just gave birth in August.

Song Jia: Why did she get pregnant again just after giving birth?

Feng Gong: Well, we are pregnant with twins!

Song Jia: Why aren’t the twins born together?

Feng Gong: There are no good programs in August. I’m just waiting to go out to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Do you care?

Song Jia: At first glance, they are not a couple.

Liu Jinshan: Well, I don’t know whose child this child belongs to!

Song Jia: That’s right.

Niu Li: If you say it correctly, it’s yours.

Feng Gong: Don’t look over there. Do you dare to guess? You have to guess what is here. The one hundred thousand yuan here is yours.

Niu Li: You fool, you have told everyone.

Liu Jinshan: Hahaha, no need to guess, he already told me, you are the son here

Feng Gong: I am a fool, I am lucky that I met him What a fool

Niu Li: This money is not theirs.

Niu Li, Feng Gong: Let’s go.

Song Jia: You can’t leave, where are you going?

Liu Jinshan: Don’t leave, why are you going?

Niu Li: Husband, it fell.

Liu Jinshan: The child fell.

Song Jia: I didn’t mean it.

Liu Jinshan: Send him to the hospital quickly.

Liu Jinshan, Song Jia: Yes, keep the child.

Feng Gong: Why don’t you protect your child? Your child is so flat!

Song Jia: Hey.

Liu Jinshan: This is the bag I lost.

Liu Jinshan: That bag is really mine.

Niu Li: Ah...

Feng Gong: How can you prove it? What's in here?

Liu Jinshan: One hundred thousand yuan.

Song Jia: Yeah.

Feng Gong: There are more.

Liu Jinshan: A business card

Song Jia: Yes

Feng Gong: Also.

Liu Jinshan: More?

Song Jia: Just say it!

Liu Jinshan: A photo of a beautiful girl.

Song Jia: Well, huh?

Feng Gong: Wife, come on, what does this girl look like?

Liu Jinshan: Huang Maoer.

Song Jia: Well...

Liu Jinshan: This is all in the past.

Song Jia: I can’t make it.

Liu Jinshan: It’s over.

Song Jia: I can’t make it.

Liu Jinshan: It’s over.

Song Jia: I knew she was not a good person. Look at her virtues. Isn’t this me? Look at her.

Feng Gong: A virtue.

Song Jia: Why do you keep the money in your pocket?

Liu Jinshan: That’s right.

Song Jia: Really.

Feng Gong: This is 100,000 yuan. If we lose it in our hands, how many years will it take us to sweep the streets before we can pay it back! We left the hospital at noon. We were afraid of expensive taxi rides and fear of losing it when taking the bus. Only by carrying it in our arms did we feel at ease. This is called a top-secret escort. But you are lucky. Ever since you answered the phone, you have never believed us, let alone regarded us as good people. Based on our image, do we look like bad people? Do we look alike?

Niu Li: Not really.

Feng Gong: I have lived for most of my life, and I don’t even have any privacy in my heart. My colleagues all said that I really wasted my sneaky face. We are cleaners, but we do not take advantage of others. Every penny we get is clean money swept out by broom after broom.

Niu Li: Okay, there should be applause here.

Song Jia: You are really good people.

Liu Jinshan: What a good person who hides deeply!

Feng Gong: We are the only good people. Aren’t the people applauding all good people? Give it to them and thank them!

Song Jia and Liu Jinshan: Thank you, good people.

Feng Gong: Hey, count the money in front of good people.

Song Jia: Needless to say, you are not only beauticians of the city, but also beauticians of the soul.

Niu Li: It doesn’t matter whether we are beautiful or not, you still look good with your yellow hair.

Feng Gong: Farewell, red-haired children are good-looking, red-haired children are inspiring when they look at them. As soon as this person runs on Chang'an Street, the Olympic torch is passed again.

Feng Gong: Let’s go home!

Niu Li: Husband, we gave someone 100,000 yuan, but he didn’t return 5,000 yuan to us.

Feng Gong: We are all spiritual beauticians, let’s go.

Song Jia: Wait a moment.

Niu Li: Not leaving.

Song Jia: We accepted the money, you can keep this bag!

Feng Gong: Hehe, this belongs to me.

Song Jia: Goodbye

Song Jia, Liu Jinshan: Goodbye

Feng Gong: Thank you!

Feng Gong: Hey, there is still money here, hey, your 10,000 yuan.

Song Jia, Liu Jinshan: I give it to you...

Niu Li: Great, hahaha...

Feng Gong: What's the matter? Return the money to me quickly. Go quickly!

Niu Li: I’ll look for you five thousand later.

Feng Gong: Give it all to others.

Niu Li: I’ll give you five thousand each.

Feng Gong: Oh, by the way, friends, as our mother said, good people live a long life!