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Hello everyone, I am trying to make fun of sandbags. Yesterday, my colleague said that her husband had done something unforgivable. My colleague was very angry, but everyone laughed. Share it now and enjoy it.

Colleague Xiaoli (pseudonym) bought some pots of flowers to decorate her new house and went on a trip. When she came back, she found that the flowers and leaves were wilting, so she asked her husband: "How do you take care of these pots of flowers?"

Husband: "There was too much water in the pothos. I was afraid of drowning, so I poured out the water."

Xiao Li: "Then why is the smell so strong?"

Husband: "I wanted to put some fertilizer on it, so I peed on it."

Xiao Li: "..."

Later, I quickly pruned and tidied it up. Finally the flower was saved.