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Fifteen-minute funny English drama script for eight people

"The Peacock Flies Southeast" (English funny drama) This article comes from: Hengxing English Learning Network (www.Hxen.com) Detailed source reference: /yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4960.htmlWanderseveryfivemiles Jiao Zhongqing Johnny( Jforshort) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (Lforshort) Johnny'smother (JMforshort) Liu's mother Lunch'smother (LMforshort) Governor's son Mayor'sson (MSforshort) Robber Burglars (ABandC) Prologue (J was beaten and ran onto the stage, smashed out A roll of paper, J was hit, in a state of embarrassment) J: Everybody says that I'mhenpecked, butinfact, I'm strong asatiger, (whispering) while my wife is WuSong. (Pointing to the door at the stage and shouting) I'm not afraid of you! The washbasin, J catches it and uses it as a shield to protect his head) Then, I'mafraid of whom? Mywife !Who can help me? (Part 2) Act1 (At the end of the prologue, JM acts like eavesdropping) JM (on a walking stick): Ican! (Inside the opposite door) Lunch! Lunch! Whereareyou? L (Wearing an apron, holding a spatula, from inside the door Jump out):I'mhere!What'supmum? JM:I'vetoldyouagainandagainthatyoushouldcallme"mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law". L:OK.Mymostbeautifulgracefulanddearestmother-in-law,what'sup? …… L:But…… JM:Neverinterruptme! L:Neverinterruptme!SinceImarriedyourson,thatterribleJohnny,Ihavebeenworkinghardalldaylong,cookingandwashing.Ihaveraisedtensofthousandsofpigsandducksandchicken and…… JM:Butallthoseyouhavedonearenotasvaluableasagrandson! (Start to take off the apron) Goandaskyour son.I'mleaving! (Tear off the apron and throw it on JM's face, next)