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Who has a joke about Dragon Boat Festival to lend me?
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Pig 2' s name is "Where"
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Pig 3' s name is "What". So there was a wonderful dialogue.
(Wolf): Who are you?
(Pig 1): Right.
(Wolf): What?
(Pig) 1: What's on the roof?
Wolf: I mean, what's your name?
(Pig 1): My name is "Who" and "What" is on the roof!
(Wolf asks Pig 2 again): Who are you?
Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who". Pointing at the pig 1
(Wolf): You know him?
(Pig 2): Hmm!
Who is he?
(Pig 2): Yes.
(Wolf): What?
Pig 2: What is on the roof!
(Wolf): Where?
(Pig 2): "Where" is me.
Who?
(Pig 2): Who is he? Pointing at the pig 1 again.
(Wolf): How should I know?
Pig 2: Who are you looking for?
(Wolf): What?
Pig 2: He's on the roof?
(Wolf): Where?
(Pig 2): It's me.
Who?
Pig 2: I'm not a "who", he is a "who".
(Wolf): Good heavens!
(Pig 1.2): "My God" is our father.
(Wolf): What does your father do?
(Pig 2): No!
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore and sighed: Why?
(Pig 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather?
(Wolf): What?
(Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "Why".
(Wolf): Why?
(Pig 1): Right!
(Wolf): What is it?
(Pig 1): There is no "why".
Who?
(Pig 1): Who am I?
(Wolf): Who are you?
(Pig 1): Yes, who am I?
(Wolf): What?
Pig 1.2): "What" is on the roof. ~ ~ ~ ~ The wolf shouted, Oh, my God!
I'm crazy!
So he jumped into the pot and cried, three pig brothers. Eat me, I have no attachment to life!
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