Complete collection of routines to tease each other and love words

A collection of routine love words to tease each other

A collection of routine love words to tease each other. In the early stages of dating, the most fearful thing between men and women is that the air suddenly becomes quiet during chatting, and the topic suddenly disappears. If things go on like this, their feelings for each other will be lost. It gradually fades away, so what should men and women talk about in the early stages of dating so that they don't get cold feet. Below I share a collection of routines to flirt with each other. A collection of routines to flirt with each other 1

1. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.

2. "You look like a relative of mine." "Whose relative?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."

3. What is the most important organ of the human body? It's the brain. Wrong, it’s the heart. You can't live without a brain. Aren't you living well?

4. I want to raise a pet. I don’t want to raise a cat or a dog. I just want to raise you. After all, raising pigs can make you rich.

5. Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where? Antarctica and North Pole? No, it’s a place without you.

6. It’s not easy for your parents. What’s the matter? It’s not easy for you to pull so much. In order to make your parents relax, I am willing to take over this heavy burden from your parents

7. "Do you want to have a dog?" "What kind of dog?" "The kind that is single."

8. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

9. You guessed which side my heart is on. "No, it's on your side."

10. I'm sure of everything I do, just one kiss from you.

11. Do you know why I set you up? Because my routine is only for you.

12. You must like me, otherwise why would you look like me?

13. When you are tired of being a girl, come be my wife.

14. You are so slippery. Are you Dove herself?

15. Man: "I did very poorly in the exam today" Woman: "Why" Man: "Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you."

16. Man: "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one left." Woman: "What is it?" Man: "I just love you."

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17. Man: "People can't live without oxygen, but I can, do you know why?" Woman: "I don't know" Man: "Because I have a little naughty person like you."

18. "I'm so fat, why do you still like me so much?" "When you were thin, you entered my heart, but when you were fat, you got stuck and couldn't get out."

19. "Today is Arbor Day, I want to fall on your hands."

20. "Can I call you you?" "Yes, but why should I call you that?" "This way I can keep you in mind.

21. I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can’t bear to miss you.

22. Do you know what to get out of wood?" "Fire! "No, marry you."

23. Are you familiar with the neighborhood? I want to go somewhere. Where to go. Go to your heart

24. "Look what kind of material I am" and "Am I the material to be your girlfriend?" Collection of routines to flirt with each other 2

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"Help me count the numbers"

"250*2+38-17.8686"

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"My favorite word is eat"

"Two words are sleep"

"Three words are your name"

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“If you like someone you can’t eat them as food”

“But if you like someone”

“You can turn your food into food” It’s delicious.”

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“Look at my hands. Is there anything special about them?”

“Not special.”

"Of course it's not special that I haven't been led by you.

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“Do you know why crows like camels? ”

“Because crows like camels just like I like you,”

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“It doesn’t make sense”

“I used to like Noisy"

"I like quiet now"

"I will like you in the future"

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"I want someone I like"

"Crazy for me, crazy for me"

"Bumping against a big wall for me"

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"I like you,"

"Like a mouse loves rice,"

"Even if I leave,"

"I will love you Steal it back. "

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"I'm tired of being your friend"

"So..."

"Be me Lover"

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"Please do something,"

"Kiss the wind blowing around you more,"

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1. "There are trees in the mountains and there are branches in the trees. "Check the remaining half of the sentence yourself." ”

2. “How many fingers do you have on your left hand” “5” “How many eyes do you have” “2” “How many mouths do you have” “1” “Well, I love you too.”

3. “I originally wanted to give you a super cute gift. "But the courier wouldn't let me get into the box." ”

4. Stop chasing the bus, chase me. I walk very slowly and I’m very cute.

5. I’ve never caught a fish, and even fish ponds can’t catch me. If there is a beach, would you like to be the most beautiful sand sculpture on my beach?

6. Meeting you is like a rain of carrots in the world of rabbits.

7. I felt a little like this during the day. In the afternoon, you will have violent thoughts, and your mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

8. "Tell you something. "Say..." "I dreamed about marrying you last night, but I heard it was the other way around in dreams." ""Then what. "So the reality is that you should marry me." ”

9. “Do you like cats or dogs?” “Cat” “Meow Meow Meow”

10. The little boy I love has ignored me for a day and I am so annoyed that I want to Rolling on the ground, I need to fast forward time. I need the high technology to freeze people and then defrost them for me.

11. "Today I deliberately threw the oh-oh milk candy into the mud." "Why is it intentional?" "Because I like mud."

12. Why am I so stupid? Because I only have so much brain to think about you.

13. " "You have to hold me while walking" "Why" "Didn't your teacher teach you to carry valuables with you when you were a child?"

14. I used to drive a tractor with a cigarette in my mouth. When it comes to you, start paying attention to the dresses in the window.

15. “Good night. ""Good night. So early today?" "It's fake, I lied to you.

16. Normal heartbeat:__/__/__Heartbeat when seeing you:_/_/_/_/_Heartbeat when chatting with you://///////You My heart beats when I ignore me: ______________

17. “I didn’t sleep well last night.” “What’s wrong?” “The quilt is too thin and I can’t hold back my missing you.”

18. You like me so much that you sneaked into my dream just to see me!

19. "Originally, I wanted to give you a very cute thing, but the courier wouldn't let me get in." "In the box"

20. The deer once bumped into each other, but now it has grown up and walks steadily and with wind. But the moment it saw you, it said to me: "I jumped for the last time." Oh. "I didn't expect it to lie to me. It jumped every day.

21. "Do you know what day yesterday was?" "What day?" "It was the day I loved you."

22. "Let's go eat a family bucket ""This way we are a family"

23. "Guess what uniform I like" "Being uniformed by you"

24. "You think about it carefully before you talk to me" " I’m not thinking clearly, I’m thinking of you.”

25. “Do you know why Hou Yi left a sun behind when he shot it?” “I don’t know” “Because he wanted us to show our love” routine. Collection of flirting words 4

1. If no one in the world is willing to support you, then I will definitely use all my strength to support you, because you are the only one for me.

2. Even if you don’t work, so what? I can support you.

3. For me, it is a kind of fate that we can meet each other, which already makes me feel very happy. Being able to meet you has used up all the luck in my life.

4. I am waiting for you in our mutual future. In this future, I have planned everything, and the master of this home is waiting for you to be the master.

5. Marriage is sacred. A person can only marry one person in his life. This is loyalty to marriage. Now I just want to tell you that I love you and I want to marry you, because marriage is Holy, so I want to marry you. I think you are the person I want to cherish the most.

6. Sometimes I can’t see anything with my eyes closed, not even my own heart, but I can be sure that even if I close my eyes, I can still see you in my body. It's so ingrained inside that you can be found in any of my organs.

7. I have always loved you. Sometimes I don’t show that I love you, but what I want to tell you is, because on the day I love you, I tell you that I love you, Then I will definitely not talk about it in the future. I will only tell you if there are changes.

8. Before I met you, I had a lot of things I wanted in this world. I wanted money, fame and fortune. But after meeting you, I realized that everything in this world is Less than you, all I really want to have is you.

9. I hope you can love me a little longer, but love me a little less, love a little less every day, and love a little longer, then we will move towards the palace of life.

10. Every time I lose you, I panic and can’t do anything. Later I realized that I really couldn’t do anything after losing you, because you are my catalyst. Without you, my life would have hit the pause button and I would never move forward.

11. I found that I am a big fool, because I found that except loving you, I can't do anything well. The only thing I can do is loving you is very good.

12. Some roads are long and tiring. I actually don’t want to walk because I’m afraid of getting hurt. But because you are moving forward side by side with me, I have never regretted it. As long as I move forward, I will be happy. It will definitely lead to the light.

13. Love will not make us each other's appendages, it will only make us each other's strong ones. We encourage each other and be brave to each other until we can go together.

14. In many insomnia nights, I couldn’t sleep. I didn’t know what I was thinking, but I would close my eyes. After closing my eyes, I suddenly discovered that I I'm thinking of you, because when I close my eyes, there's only you in my mind.

15. When you talk about your troubles, I hope you won’t be upset, because I tell you my troubles because I trust you, and I tell you all my trust. , I hope you can give me all your trust.

16. In this world, there is always a person, there is always a city, there is always one thing that touches people, and there is always a lover who will stay with me until the end of my life.

17. There are no ifs in the world. If I could have met you earlier, if I could have met you in the best way, in fact, there are no ifs in the world. All encounters are arranged. Everything is fate. The fact that we can meet each other is the greatest fate given to us by God. If it is true fate, I will definitely cherish it, because meeting you has already spent all my luck.

18. I like the feeling of you hugging me, because it makes me feel warm, like a child being pampered in your arms.

19. The world of children is so carefree. They have no worries and laugh happily every day. When we grow up, although we don't have so much happiness, we have also become very mature. In this maturity process, the happiness gained is of extraordinary significance, and the happiness you bring to me is the most precious among these extraordinary meanings.