English jokes translated from 80 words

Joke is a literary form based on folk oral creation, and it is a popular way of entertainment in real life. I carefully collected 80 words of English short paragraphs and translated them for everyone to enjoy and learn!

80-word English jokes with translation 1 class, lass and ass

Class, lover and donkey

Professor Tom is going to meet his students the next day, so he wrote on the blackboard: Professor Tom will meet the whole class tomorrow.

Professor Tom is going to see his students the next day, so he writes on the blackboard:? Professor Tom will meet you tomorrow? .

After reading the notice, a student felt that he had a chance to show his sense of humor, so he went over and erased the c in the word class. The professor noticed the laughter, turned around, walked back, looked at the students, and then looked at the notice that C had been erased-calmly walked over, erased L, looked at the stunned students and went on his way.

A student saw this notice, and thought it was time to show his sense of humor, so he stepped forward and let it go? Class? Are you online? c？ Erase and change the meaning to? Professor Tom will meet his mistress tomorrow? . Hearing the laughter, the professor turned and walked back, looked at the students, looked at the revised notice, quietly stepped forward and let go. lass？ Are you online? l？ Erase and change the meaning to? Will Professor Tom meet the donkey tomorrow? . Looking at the dumbfounded students, the professor walked away.

80-word English short jokes with translation 2 rope or cow?

Rope or bull?

The man in prison asked a newcomer why he was sent there. The newcomer replied, "I think I'm unlucky." A few days ago, I was walking in the street when I suddenly saw a dirty stone. I don't think anyone wants it, so I picked it up and took it home. "

In prison, a man asked the new prisoner why he was put in. The new prisoner replied:? I feel really unlucky. A few days ago, when I was walking in the street, I saw a dirty rope. I thought nobody wanted it, so I picked it up and took it home. ?

"But it is not illegal to pick up a rope and take it home."

? However, it is not illegal to pick up a rope and take it home! ?

"I told you I was unlucky, didn't I?" The man sighed. "The problem is that I didn't notice a bull at the other end of the rope."

? Did I tell you I was unlucky? The man sighed. The trouble is that I didn't notice a bull at the other end of the rope. ?

English jokes with 80 words, with translation 3. I can do it very slowly.

I can work a little slower.

Patient: How much does it cost to pull out a tooth?

Patient: How much does it cost to pull out a tooth?

Dentist: Fifty dollars.

Dentist: 50 dollars.

Patient: 50 dollars for a few minutes' work?

Patient: A few minutes' work costs 50 dollars?

Dentist: Well, I can do it slowly if you like.

Dentist: OK, I can slow down if you like.